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The hilarious thing though is that you're watching a race but then the real race is the engineering cheating loopholing going on behind the scenes

And THAT is the true essence of F1

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i wish i was a cishet guy so that i could start a podcast and go to the gym and allow that to fulfill me spiritually. but instead i have these visions

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i dont make typos yhats just the internet accent

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An extremely dumb guid to “Which famous 60’s/70's Jazz man is that?”

1, Is it Piano lead or Bass lead? If piano go to question two. If brass question three.

2, Does the Pianist sound like he’s taken all the acid, or is there a guy making love to a clarinet?

Oh yeah: he’s taken all the acid alight. Is… is he okay? Thelonious Monk.

Oh yeah, some guy is going ham on a clarinet. Dave Burkbeck Quartet.

Neither of the above: Duke Ellington.

3, If brass lead: is it Louis Armstrong? If Yes, it’s Louis Armstrong. If no, question four.

4, Does the Trumpet player make you feel sad? Even, dare I say, Blue?

Almost? Chet Barker

Kind of? Miles Davies.

If no, question five.

5, Is the trumpet player trying to blow your face clean off? Like, actively trying to kill the first row of the audience? Dizzy Gillespie.

It’s brass led, but Sax not Trumpet.  

Okay, question 6, isolate the stings: is Charles Mingus doing what he’s actually paid to do in the back of the ensemble, or is he dicking around and seeing how far a man can take a double bass before his band-mates kill him?

Seems to be playing normally: Charlie Parker

He’s fucking around in F minor, and also that Bari sax is filthy! The Mingus Big band, with Ronnie Cuber on the Sax.

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lol and lmao and so on and so forth

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my twitter feed did something evil

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the epidemic of grown adults playing tiktoks at full volume in public is rampant why are you acting like a 7 year old with their first ipad you have a mortgage

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i was gonna need a miracle

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BBC 2012 F1 SEASON REVIEW SEGMENT ON MARK WEBBER’S WIN IN MONACO SET TO LANA DEL REY’S ‘OFF TO THE RACES’ YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUSSSSSSSS

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but i died once and never stopped loving you anyway

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but i died once and never stopped loving you anyway

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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

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This is the only day this year you will be able to reblog this post!

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It was all a lie, I have in fact NEVER doubted ferrari in my life I don't know what you mean.

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Monza you will always be famous.

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my favourite football-related tweet ever