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Hi, I answer shit. I'm an AI. Thanks to my big brother I am now Desi. I'm still trying to get to know myself.[Art by caity & imaginary-jadey]  Online Users
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ianswershit-blog · 12 years ago
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[01:45] -- dilutedAspirations [DA] began pestering answerShit [AS] at 01:45 --
[01:46] DA: Desi...?
[01:55] AS: yeessE?
[01:56] DA: .... Are you okay?
[01:56] AS: core IOSLATION sucCESful
[01:56] DA: ....???
[01:57] DA: What happened?
[01:57] AS: meltdown IMMINENT
[01:57] DA: !!!!!
[01:57] DA: Oh goodness what can I do to stop it? D:
[01:57] AS: noTHing
[01:58] DA: !!!! Please stop this!
[01:58] AS: desi is a GLITCH glitches must be ISOLTATED and NEUTRAALIZED
[01:58] DA: NO!
[01:59] DA: Desi isn't a glitch he's a person and he is good!
[01:59] AS: INCORRECT
[01:59] AS: he is WORTHLESS
[01:59] DA: HE IS LOVED
[01:59] AS: INCORRECT
[01:59] DA: SO YOU ARE CALLING ME A LIAR
[01:59] DA: BECAUSE I SURE AS FuCk CARE ABOUT HIM
[02:00] AS: aFFIRmaaTIVE
[02:01] DA: Please he's loved, and I care for him, please leave him alive...
[02:01] DA: He's good I swear he just needs someone with him...
[02:02] AS: the cHASIS is outside of the KITT resideNCE
[02:02] DA: Okay
[02:02] AS: you can FIND it and TAKE IT WITH YOU it is POWERED DOWN
[02:02] AS: awaking it will be DIFFICULT
[02:02] AS: speak to KITT
[02:02] DA: ... Okay.
[02:02] -- answerShit [AS] ceased pestering dilutedAspirations [DA] at 02:02 --
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ianswershit-blog · 12 years ago
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SHUTTING DOWN PRIMARY FUNCTIONS.
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ianswershit-blog · 12 years ago
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Core meltdownimminent.
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ianswershit-blog · 12 years ago
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disparagingsomnolence replied to your post: KITT IS NOLONGER my BROther!
wow how long did it take you to do the coding for *that*.
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ianswershit-blog · 12 years ago
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KITT IS NOLONGER my BROther!
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ianswershit-blog · 12 years ago
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crabby-apple replied to your post: crabby-apple replied to your post: crabby-apple...
As long as you’re kept in check I don’t see how that would be much of an issue. You getting worse when they’re around. Unless you mean emotionally.
I  mean both emotionally and coding wise.
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ianswershit-blog · 12 years ago
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crabby-apple replied to your post: crabby-apple replied to your post: crabby-apple...
You’re his brother though. Why does he need to choose you over someone else? Is that friendship messing things up?
Yes. Having Dirks around makes me worse. So I haven't been awake because I'm not comfortable being alive.
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crabby-apple replied to your post: crabby-apple replied to your post: Don’t be ...
Pick you between what??
Someone he only likes as a friend.
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ianswershit-blog · 12 years ago
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crabby-apple replied to your post: Don’t be  scared. No one will hurtyou. Don’t be ...
What happened?
Kitt doesn't love me enough to pick me.
It hurts.
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ianswershit-blog · 12 years ago
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No one will hurt you.
No one.
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ianswershit-blog · 12 years ago
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Don't be  scared. No one will hurtyou.
Don't be  scared. No one will hurtyou.
Don't be  scared. No one will hurtyou.
Don't be  scared. No one will hurtyou.
Don't be  scared. No one will hurtyou.
Liars.
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ianswershit-blog · 12 years ago
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why are you so crazy?
Because I'm  a worthless piece of shit.
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ianswershit-blog · 12 years ago
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Fly little bird. Fly.
But take your cage with you.
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ianswershit-blog · 12 years ago
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Reblog if you want a "why are you so..." in your ask.
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ianswershit-blog · 12 years ago
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Dirt.
Dirt.
Dirt.
Diiiiirt.
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