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And no one keeps a cow for a friend! —into the woods meets tim burton

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Effexor Patronum

Effexor first week got me like

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A series of unfortunate events

My 12 year old self is jealous of my 20 year old self being able to watch a series on the books! I feel like I really like the series but I would have appreciated it way more a few years ago.

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Midnight thoughts

When do guys become douches?

Someone showed me a video of the frattiest frat boy when he was 14 and singing in a talent show looking so sweet and innocent.

When did he stop being mama‘s little boy and started chugging beer?

And also,

Is it wrong that I am sort of finding him attractive because he was a cute boy?

Have I become a creepy aunt kind of person?

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Healthy drunk person: I’m having soooo much fun wooohoooooo! Shots

Me depressed and drunk: THIS IS SO MUCH FUN OMG LIFE CAN BE COOL...

Why do people exist?

What is life?

I’m sad.

But why?

This will mess me up more.

Never drink again.

Oh shots.

I feel nothing woo!

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Karma is a little bitch

Who else thought depression was just made up, a code word for I’m sad but can’t deal with it, until you became depressed too?

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Depression and exams

Been trying for 24 hours to study for an exam but depression won‘t let me.

I grab my books and then have to go back to bed...

Make a cup of tea and feel exhausted.

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Unpopular opinion: though I really like josh groban I prefer Dave Malloy as the OG Pierre

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Meat pies.

Little priests

What are Sweeney Todd fans called?

I don’t think there’s a name for it. So how about we come up with one? Submit what you think Sweeney Todd fans should be called and we’ll vote on the best one.

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Mansplaining

If my friend says she has a virus or something and is taking antibiotics, you don‘t really need to start the 7th grade biology class on why viruses can‘t be killed by antibiotics...

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Most ironic things to listen to while: breaking my leg. Sad, but true.

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Talking about therapy:1

Me talking to my mom: My therapist told me to take things slowly and to treat depression like a broken foot. She said a person with a broken foot wouldn’t go hiking.

Mom: Sounds exactly like something you would do...

Me: (recalls the times I went to parties, the club, met the president and an went to an actual mountain with a broken foot...)

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The giver

People of tumblr, anyone else reading the giver quartett again?

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Pottermore

Who else took the House test when pottermore was new and them again when it changed and you were a bit older, only to find out your house changed and you are now having an existential crisis, because it was the standard by which you lived your life.

RIP Ravenclaw

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Most mature thing to do after being diagnosed with clinical depression: get a tumblr