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pekka rollins: i could make one phone call and you're dead

jesper: that's impressive

jesper: the best i can get from a phone call is a pizza

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nina: i'm jesper's friend.

wylan: i'm jesper's best friend.

inej: i'm his best friend. you're his BOYFRIEND. know your place.

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wylan: treat spiders the way you would want to be treated.

kaz, nodding: killed without hesitation.

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jesper: my dad didn’t raise a quitter but he did raise a fool, and it turns out those two things are a terrible combination.

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kaz: the others are trying to play matchmaker with us again. should we tell them we’re married?

inej: no, it's more fun this way.

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j*n van eck: i miss the boy you were.

wylan: many will.

wylan: he was easier to kill.

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kaz: my love language is acts of service.

kaz: killing counts as an act of service.

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jesper: sometimes i forget the other crows actually have entire lives that they're living and they aren't just my side characters.

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wylan: how do you LOSE A WOMAN??!

jesper: you forget to cherish her.

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inej: i sleep with a knife

jesper: weak. i sleep with a gun.

nina: you're both pathetic

jesper: yeah? what do you sleep with?

nina, grinning: matthias

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matthias: you believe me?

nina: matthias, you are the last good person on this planet. i'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

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wylan: the next time kaz is angry with me, I'll drape him in a cape and say "now you're super angry"

inej: that sounds like a death wish

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jesper, trying to do a magic trick: pick a card, any card

kaz: fine

jesper: wait! that's my credit card

kaz: you said any card

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jesper: hey, wanna hear a funny joke?

kaz: i'm more into dark humour

jesper, turning the lights off: ok, so...

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nina:

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wylan:

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nina: i hate you

matthias, in his head: enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words