Y-YOU'RE TOO MUCH TO BEAR, YOU HURT MY SOUL YOU BASTARD
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John Brosio, State of the Union, 2011, oil on canvas
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my daughter thinks that youtube films her whenever she goes and she does stuff like this
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*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ
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why did no one ever tell me the full title is The Most Excellent and Lamentable Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet
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why do some texan restaurants not let me put sauce on my stuff. pls help me mr. haver. - sincerely a lost, confused, and lonely yankee
you’re gonna need to be WAY more specific here. were you trying to put hot sauce on eggs or ketchup on steak? because one of those is okay and the other is not and texans are not shy about telling you you’re eating food wrong
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ima keep it real with you supereyepatchwolf i am not listening to lofi
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who is that wet little beast I see off in the distance
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court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards
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some kid just skateboarded down my street crying
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So I am sitting here playing solitaire on the Linkin Park website, and the computer LOST THE FOUR OF CLUBS! It literally is missing a card!
There is nowhere it could be hiding! The four of clubs is just not there!
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android folders are so slippery like hold still im trying to feed you
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