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where do you want it to go-
hey @jschlnyan
got a question for ya.
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i just got a notification saying @jschlnyan is back and- dear god no. why.
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Every time I remember schlatt is 21 and sufficantly a gen z and only s i x years older than me when he has 40 year old energy I loose so many years off my life
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i am making art for the schlatts.
as a peace treaty.
give me ideas. good or bad.
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this is the embodiment of purity.
when i say im a Jschlatt kinnie this is the thing i mean
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only reblogging this to show the other schlatt kinnies. go bully this nerd.
My body is but a #jschlatt temple.
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just kidding the enemy schlatt is weak as fuck lol.
ATTENTION ALL JSCHLATTS
APPARENTLY THE FURRY HAS THREE ACCEPTED SCHLATT BLOGS
I DO NOT KNOW WHETHER THIS IS TRUE OR AN INTIMIDATION STRATEGY
HOWEVER
PLEASE BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THIS TRAITOROUS FIEND
THIS. MEANS. WAR.
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ATTENTION ALL JSCHLATTS
APPARENTLY THE FURRY HAS THREE ACCEPTED SCHLATT BLOGS
I DO NOT KNOW WHETHER THIS IS TRUE OR AN INTIMIDATION STRATEGY
HOWEVER
PLEASE BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THIS TRAITOROUS FIEND
THIS. MEANS. WAR.
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i am much better than wilbur soot in every way. he is small and weak and i am made of muscle and spite and crack cocaine
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after many hours of research, i have come to the conclusion that, from the two ways of representing jschlatt, human schlatt is the father of the goat schlatt. however please share your own research and theories.
#this is the closest ive gotten to finding where they came from#so far human schlatt has just Spawned somehow#all help is appreciated
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heart, what would you like to say as the child of schlatt, schlatt, schlatt, schlatt, and all the other schlatts?
ur my father figure n0w u cant get 0ut 0f this (all the jschlatt kinnies are my father figure n0w. be scared 0f me.) (als0 im currently the 0nly pers0n givin u cl0ut rn B) p0ggers!!)
WHY DO I ALWAYS MANAGE TO END UP WITH AT LEAST ONE CHILD
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wait, that’s me- also fair enough.
you ever regret starting a trend?
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AN ENDORSEMENT.
We, the people of the Schlatt Alliance (formally known as the Cult of Schlatt) recognise the legitimacy of the leadership conducted by the Quotes2020 political party, democratically elected in by the people. This post serves as a formal recognition of our pledge of alliance, and may only be voided by the blade of one of our own.
For the people, for the economy, for prosperity.
- General Jschlattofficial, leader of the Cult
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