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can't really relate to that, but the german (translated in case of the answering question) equivalent is probably: 'Hi!' 'Where?' because hi sound like Hai, which is shark in german
#mind you the 'where?' has to be accompanied by a quick look around#otherwise it's not as funny#it's less of a dad joke tho more like a big brother thing#my oldest brother still sometimes does and it the man is in his 30s
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When the pain is bad, it starts at my shoulders and just goes down. But it gets always so much worse starting at the abdomen, and is just so bad at my knees and ankles.
I always get leg pain whenever my period hits so I am kinda confused to never having seen discussion of it. It makes standing hard and is one of the most bothersome parts of my period hurdles. So...
As example, I get it from around the hip and crotch area all the way to my knees and down to my ankles. Where my legs meet my hips, knees and ankles hurt the most, while I would describe the pain to generally feel like a nerve running down my legs is aching.
#my sister always knows if I'm on my period#because when she touches my leg I will protest#my mum was weirdly confused when I mentioned the leg pain the first time#apparently she was treated kindly in that regard#I get so sentitive on the first 2 days...#sometime I don't even get the abdomenial pains#just the legs#periods
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Counter offer:
If anyone’s wondering what’s going on in the uk right now, a guy just escaped from a high security prison by DRESSING UP AS A KITCHEN CHEF AND CLINGING TO THE BOTTOM OF A FOOD VAN LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A GOD DAMN KIDS FILM AND THEY STILL HAVENT FOUND HIM AFTER OVER 24 HOURS��
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#are my cramps bad? Yes.#but my body tends to just... hurt all over#like... neck down#especially in the ankles#still remember how confused my mom eas when I told her my legs always hurt#it doesn't even happen in waves like my cramps do#it just stays
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Reblog and put in the tags where you’re from (if u want) and what your go to jam/jelly flavour is
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Did I just look for the scene in the book where we meet the Gaunts for the first time, because I know this was mentioned in the book?
Yes.
So: In the chapter 'The House of Gaunt ' Dumbledore said, after they came out of the memory of the ministry employee, that (I paraphrasing here, I don't have the english version) the Gaunt family is known for 'unstable and violent tendencies and for the habit of marrying their own cousins.'
On the topic of Harry Potter meta, do you have any ideas as to how exactly the Gaunt family line managed to keep going? I’d imagine there were very few to no outsiders willing to marry in, especially after the family was impoverished, and they seem to have run out of cousins to marry by Marvolo’s generation.
Incest.
Very close incest.
Due to Tom Riddle having the parselmouth gene, it seems to be rare but dominant (kind of like albinism). What this means is that, to keep the gene for sure 100% guaranteed in the family line and not lose it in the grandchildren generation, the Gaunts have to have children with someone else who has the gene. (If they married outsiders, their kids may or may not have it, but probably with their grandchildren it will fade).
Which is going to be either a cousin or probably a sibling.
And of course the lack of money and education does not seem to help by the time we hit Merope’s generation.
#harry potter#the gaunts#in short... you're right#but I knew that it was mentioned in the book#albus dumbledore#background information
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You were born of a sacrilegious union. Your green dragon mom never figured the knight she seduced while masquerading as a noblewoman was a silver dragon in disguise. You’d no idea either, born a human orphan. When your dragon blood awoke, so did the dangers which all your heritage entails.
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reblog for bigger sample size!!
also pjo and warrior cats etc. not included cuz their reading level is higher, im asking ab books u read during elementary n such !!!
#I had these books from a series#'Wissen für Kinder'#which basically were just a bunch of questions and answers to (ultimately) the same topic#i.e. the human body#planet earth#technology#animals and plants#chemestry#I loved them#on the topic of children's stories there was the 'Leselöwen' series#just a bunch of short stories with a bigger overarching theme#like 'scary' 'unicorns' 'pirates' 'vampires' or 'ghosts'#otherwise I read a bunch of horsebooks that were part of a series#the two Jim Knopf books#and I would just randomly reread Ronja Räubertochter all the time#including just reading it to my sister because she /needed/ to know the book#but she didn't like to read#good that I liked reading to her#those are way too many tags aren't they?
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Can I do a small selection? I’m gonna do a selection.
In the mood for some All-Human AU? Started in the Pandemic? Try And they were Zoom-mates... by zuppi ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/24252091/chapters/58442050 ), with an M rating.
University AU within in modern worldbuilding with the magic intact? The Ceracurist by spontaneite ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/30432288/chapters/75034788) might agree with you, rated T and up.
On another end I have an AU with intricate worldbuiling in the canon storyline in The Encyclopedia Of Elves by BlueFeatheredFeline (https://archiveofourown.org/works/23684044/chapters/56860066#main ), rated M. They is bouth an Major Character Death, as well as Graphic Descriptions of Violence warning, so keep that in mind.
On the (major) Canon Divergence front I have two:
Callum making the choice to go up the tower when Rayla asked back during the Assassination of King Harrow, Choices by Firecadet (https://archiveofourown.org/works/34002295/chapters/84569755), rated T and up
On the other hand there’s Callums gaining his wings in a... different way, due to his Body reacting different to his connection to the Sky Arcanum in Boundless by spontaneite (https://archiveofourown.org/works/21536692/chapters/51339991) it has a T and up rating, but on a personal note, him getting the wings is descriped quite graphic (borderline bodyhorror, as the author warned in the AN of that chapter), so... proceed with caution
Fave The Dragon Prince Fanfic Reblog Chain
I want to try something since fic rec lists aren't as common as they used to be. Please reblog the chain with your favorite TDP fanfic.
Rules:
1: It can be character, family, friendship, ship-focused, etc., but please state the rating of the fic and provide a link plus the author's name for easy access.
2: Please do not pick a fic already in the chain (you don't have to check all of the reblogs, but if the chain you see already has the, say, librarian Rayla AU, please pick another fic) as this is to help bring attention to fics that might not be getting so much attention as well as to show appreciation to fanfic writers.
3: You can pick your own fic, but please state clearly that it is your fic.
4: If you want to provide a reason why you love this fic, you can, but it is not required.
5: The fics can be from Wattpad, AO3, FFN, Tumblr, etc.
I will go first
Peace is a Journey by spontaneite Rated Teen and up with no AO3 warnings applied
I just absolutely love the worldbuilding, the tension, and the dialogue. It's incredibly well-done.
#tdp rayla#tdp#tdp fanfic#tdp callum#rayllum#yes they're all WiP#and yes only the zoommates AU actually has them together yet#irrelevant#I tried to hold back#but how was I supposed to just recommend 1?!
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It's just a 5+1 One-Shot, and it has a tad bit too positive of an protrail of Bk than I really like, but...
The class is oblivious, Tddk is oblivious that the class thinks they are... it's glorious
Random but one of my fave trope is accidental secret relationship and there are tragically few fics out there
Like these two? Right here? Together. In love. Possibly married who knows
Their friends? Oblivious. Sick of their pining. Desperately trying to get them together
Good can u imagine tododeku?? Bc i don’t get why people would say they’d pine obliviously for each other. Shouto has no filter and the second he realises he has Romantic Feelings™️ for izuku he’s telling him and moving on as if he didn’t drop a whole ass bombshell on the poor dude. And izuku, mumbler extraordinaire, would defo accidentally blurt out how he want to date shouto to shouto
Point isssssssss, they’re dating ur honour.
Their friends? Have no idea. They think that the tododeku relationship is just two unadjusted individuals being Like That™️ is normal until todoroki randomly says smth along the line of “wow thy was attractive” in response to izuku doing anything pulling off a cool move and the same thing happens the other way around so now they are desperately trying to get them together while tododeku are like “wow,,, our friends are setting up dates for us,,,, they’re so nice and supportive :)”
If anyone has any fic recs pls I beg I’ll take any bnha ship (not bkdk) or other fandoms!!
no no but this is adorable
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If your country/culture's birthday song is not the English version of Happy Birthday to You, reblog and put in the tags a translation of it.
#prev tags#today it could be rainy stormy or snowy#bc there's you shining Iike the sun rays#today is your birthday that's why we're celebrating#all your friends are happy along with you#how beautiful is it that you were born#we would have missed you terribly otherwise#how beautiful it is that we're all together#we're congratulating you: birthday child#< we don't say birthday boy/girl#FOUND THE GERMAN ONE!#and then there's the joke variant#'happy birthday to you'#marmelade in the shoe#apricot in the pants#happy birthday to you!#<- primarily sung by kids or siblings#saying 'in the' is so weird but the only way to translate the 'im'
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‘fick dich in(s) Knie’ is kind of...
‘fuck you... and your eyebrows!’
and no, no idea how that started either, most that I know would only say ‘Fick dich!’
21/02/2023
today's bunny knows many languages!
#german stuff#hope that helped#and yes I was going through the notes to see if someone said somthing about the german one
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#don't really remember what was first but...#DBZ#Digimon#Pokémon#Sailor Moon#Wedding Peach#were very early in my life#and Inuysha#I do remember not missing many Episodes of One Piece until they got to Skypiea tho#did I have to google what that Island is called?#especially in english?#yap#my brothers were already wathcing anime by the time I was born so... I was just kinda roped into it
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[The following is a poll]
Leave the exact number in the tags
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Krapfen Review 2023
Der Bienenstichkrapfen
Am 8. Tag schuf Gott den Bienenstichkrapfen. Amen.
500/10
#hab mir grad gefühlt fast den Unterkiefer ausgerenkt#heilige Scheiße#ein Krapfen der 'n Bienenstich ist?!#warum hab ich nie an sowas gedacht?#die Zahl Kuchen die man in Krapfenform machen könnte...#will probieren
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