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Okay fanfic writers, your mission, should you chose to accept it, is a filthy 100 word drabble, for any pairing, to be posted on Thursday, in time for American Thanksgiving.

Ready, set, write!

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90% of my writing experience is doing this

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I’m being judged by the council

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Your honor I think you'll find that my message "I am going to kill you with a hammer tomorrow morning as you leave for work I know your routine and I will catch you" did not have "/srs" attached to it

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unrelated but “like butt and ass” has stuck with me. what way to describe something

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New DnD Spell

Perpetual Vicious Mockery

You do psychic damage by just repeating everything your foe says in an annoyingly stupid voice

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たおる？

べっどでち？こふのネドコでち？

Towels? Here's bed, Kofu think...yep, surely Kofu's bed!

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I'm not saying david bowie was the only thing holding the fabric of the universe together but shit's been fucked ever since he died

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I see you are a member of several penis reddits

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i’m losing my mind

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Photography by Emma Katka

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"don't tell people what to draw"

no, fuck you. draw more fat people. coward.

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eat my rocks boy

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"oh boy I sure wish there were a fast, free and private alternative to google chrome"

the humble mozilla firefox: