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was suddenly moved to draw a toony sort of character design .. but this is a bit too close to 2013 tumblr sexyman for my own comfort

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lmao

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maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

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i love u vampires. i love u gothic romance. i love u fangs in the neck. i love u coffin cuddles. i love u centuries-long yearning. i love u all consuming love. i love u hunger as desire. i love u monstrous intimacy

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My only sport opinion is that men with high testosterone should be banned from men's sports.

And the definition of high should exclude most men.

I wanna see only the most frail and impotent femboys competing against eachother. Boys who can barely support their own weight.

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the key to succeeding in an online class where they have you do those stupid discussion posts & replies with people you've never met is to pick a nemesis and exclusively reply to them every week and disagree with everything they say.

being a hater is one of the most powerful motivators in the world. you have to succeed.

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I made a batch of chokers! They’re up for sale if anyone is interest in them. I’m also considering taking commissions :)

🖤♦️🖤

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Another page of my sketchbook fullfilled with pencil & ink study, dedicated to my beloved cat Natsu 🖤

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My oil painting of Whataburger and the setup

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Average tumblr experience

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i'm gay.

ooookay im still putting you in my bubbling stew..? 💖

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Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

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STOP TELLING PEOPLE DO DELETE PERIOD TRACKERS

If you get pregnant, literally just mark your cycle as usual, the app doesn't magically know that you're lying

It's just fear mongering

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GoodRX is not always the best option! I don't know about other pharmacies, but Walgreens often has great coupons that can help you get prices to a fraction of what they were before.

https://walgreens.rxsense.com/

Prices are not always accurate to what the cite tells you, so keep that in mind!

Stockpile HRT now.