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I dunno guys, the hubris is making some pretty good points

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ianthe helps harrow post-lobotomy

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I got mad at the twink once because he came over, ate a stupidly large plate of mac n cheese, and then just lay on my couch groaning in pain repeating "I shouldn't have come here.....this was a mistake.....I want to leave...." for like a full hour

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leave. me. alone.

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can you paypal me one ancient rusting coin

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this fucking picture i accidentally took

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it is past time we jettisoned the useless false dichotomy of introversion vs. extroversion and just accepted that everybody has a minimum amount of social interaction, failing which, they get really weird. and everybody has a maximum amount of social interaction, exceeding which, they get really weird. these levels are different for everyone, for a variety of reasons, and have no moral dimension. and that is all.

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rest in peace you fucking legend

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WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME

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T is basically the last great letter before the alphabet completely goes off the rails

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Happy Brutal Pipe Murder Day to all those who celebrate 👁️🫦👁️🪈

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GO MY GERM 🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠

I had the idea to do a cell model cosplay beamed into my forebrain like visions from an angry god a few weeks ago and started working on this immediately. and good lord this was the most fun ive had on a project in a long time. like seriously it was so fun getting creative with these materials and thinking about fun ways to do all the organelles. while working on this i probably went "hehehehohohe" at least once an hour.

I think i'm going to name this guy Prota Z. Bacilli. If you look closely I do have every basic organelle that you'd expect from a cell model. (and thats a flu shot lol.)

also please appreciate this costume iteration because. i had to get my mail in this and freaked out my mailman.

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ship me like one of your homestuck girls

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this is the funniest star trek toy hands down. yeah can I get the top surgery kirk from the fuck or die episode

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Dayle Haddon in Madame Claude (1977)