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ANON LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!! (YIPPEEEE)

~🐴 silly little horsie anonnie (kepp #slaying)

~ McSwagger (i love you, you are so great. mcswagger. brilliant)

~ 🌺 little flower annonnie (* all you seem to hear is incohearent screaming that kinda sounds like “yippee” *)

i want more little annonnies you guys are great, so nice to me, all my friends are kinda really mean to me sometimes, u guys arent, you guys are a certified yippee

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WOAH!

you guys: WOAH A POST?/ from comet???/?//? 

me: no, its me going on a hiatus

you guys (probably): *tears of sad*

(im sorry im strangely unproductive rn like im gonna kms levels of unproductive) (im not going to actually kms im too scared for that but ill certainly joke abt it) anyway so like ill keep my asks open so you guys can chat with me if you want, ill probably do short little things and blurb out ideas every so often but its probably gonna take me a stupid amount of time to post something actually productive (why am i so lazy anyway?? thats a good question, i dont have an answer, sorry guys, whatever)

anyway, stay hydrated, do good, eat food, and take care of yourself!!!!!!! *i say that aggressively*

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R u still doing requests? It says open, but the last request you did was early November of last year

Yes I’m still doing requests, it’s just taking me a surprisingly long time to complete them. In case you’re worried or anything, it doesn’t overwhelm me or anything I just kinda do them when I can which hasn’t been a lot very recently (my mom got into a car accident, my grandma in the hospital, yeah it’s been hectic) because I’m just trying to help out around the house so yeah, I’ll mostly be taking requests probably for a while still

Very sorry, trying to complete all of them now

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Ugh, yandere Genshin impact has been plaguing my mind as of late so as a means to hopefully satisfy my thoughts, I’m just gonna write word vomit about it

This can be read as any character btw!

Warnings: yandere content (duh), drugging, stalking, manipulation (???) lmk if I missed anything

Opening your door, you were faced with a problem. Rain. It’s pouring and you have no umbrella, lucky you. You’re reminded of the important documents you’re holding when a folder starts to slip, you adjust it in your arms and then under your coat. You look up to the sky for a moment, small raindrops falling into your eyes, squinting and looking down, you brace yourself and then you run, shutting the door behind you. Due to the rain, the ground makes wet, disgusting sounds under your feet, so busy trying to keep the papers and yourself as dry as you can, you fail to notice the eyes that follow you, the hands that follow to grab their umbrella for you. The water started to seep through your jacket so in a sad attempt to save your career, you run under a large tree. The tree provides some protection but not enough, you realize your outfit is not only soaked, but you’re still far from the city, far enough where you’ll probably loose your job because the documents will be so wet you won’t even be able to read them no longer.

Sighing, you dejectedly pray to the archons above that maybe, just maybe, an angel will come to rescue you - and your job - and bless you with some cover from the pouring rain. You open your eyes, a small gasp escaping you, standing in front of you, is someone who you’ve seen once of twice at the market. They smile sweetly at you and offer you cover under their umbrella, immediately you cling to their arm, trying to make sure both of you are securely under the umbrella. Their face lights up in a bright red, you don’t notice as they calm themself down before you pay attention, you look and thank them for helping you, they tell you it wouldn’t be right to leave someone like you out in the rain. Despite your slight confusion, you accept the answer from your ‘angel’ and tell them that you need to go to your workplace, and ask if you two go there first. They tell you that they need to pick up some food first, and that they will walk you to work afterwards. Of course, you see nothing wrong with this, and let them take you wherever they’d like. What an pure soul you are, they think, only talking to you twice beforehand at the market and yet you trust them like you would an old friend.

They pick up a bag that smells of bread, your stomach grumbles and you remember how rushed you were that you forgot your breakfast, luckily, your angel (you decided this is their official nickname now after they helped you, as a sorta joke) offers a bit of the bread, you decline but they insist, saying that the breakfast was too large for them to eat on their own, and that they’d be delighted to share with you. After some convincing, you agree for a bite or two. Somehow, you don’t notice how their eyes widen to observe your reaction, don’t notice how their grin grew to a sinister smile, don’t notice how they never once took a bite of what was supposedly their breakfast.

Not long after your makeshift breakfast, your angel walks you in the direction of your workplace, not realizing this person should have no clue of almost anything about you, they start conversation. What color you liked best, favorite food, favorite genre, then the questions got a tad bit weirder and it started to get harder to think, your angel asked about what you liked best of them, and if you liked the new hairstyle, or maybe did you happen to like the old one better? Your angel loved how dazed you looked, not even noticing that you two passed your workplace! Or how the important documents you had held previously were left somewhere on the road when you dropped them. You were just too precious for the world, so they made sure your wouldn’t be able to tell what was happening. You stumbled up their porch, everything too blurry to know what danger you were in.

The last thing you heard, was their sweet angelic voice, lulling you to sleep, saying how you’d be safe with them and that you’d never have to worry about a thing in your life again. You blanked and fell asleep, finally seeing the devilish smile that looked impossibly large to you, their eyes, so gorgeous but now their pupils were so dilated it scared you, and their face that could put a jueyun chili to shame beforehand. In your final moments of consciousness, you reached up to them, still not in your right mind, and asked them to tell your boss you’d be out today.

So there you have it. My little..idek what to call this. I was thinking of yelan when I wrote this but I tried to make it be able to fit other characters too, anyway have a good day, stay safe, don’t condone real yandere actions, stay hydrated, and I’ll see you soon!

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!! I’ve been super into little nightmares as of late, might add it to my list of things I’ll write for

(Me playing jump on the dead body in little nightmares 2)

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When you’re an asexual lesbian and you have to hear a certain something from the room over and you wanna puke but you have to be still in the hallway and not complain bc you’ll be heard and if you’re heard it’s gonna be really awkward AND ALL YOU DID WAS WAKE UP EARLIER THAN USUAL TO GET A GOOD START OF THE DAY

I can’t leave the hallway bc the floors are creaky plus me carrying my laptop, phone, headphones, and my school bag and the walls are thin so if I move I will be heard and maybe interrogated. I just wanted breakfast…I wasn’t prepared for this.

5 AM. THEY KNOW I GET UP AT 5 AM. AND EVEN THOUGH THEY KNEW THEY STILL

I’m disgusted and frankly, not okay.

Am I projecting?? I’m sorry if so

Actually if I think about that one breakdancing cat thing dancing to low quality funky town, it’s not that bad actually

NEVERMINF I WANNA KMS

I’m gonna cry, I don’t wanna exist rn, can I disappear?? PLS???

OH IM FINALLY SAVED ITS BEEN LIKE 20 MINUTES MY LEGS ARE SO TIRED

I’m going to slowly back away and into my room, I’ll just wait till later to go downstairs.

I hear them talking, mfs acting like nothing happened. What. What is life. I want death, forget breakfast, I’ve lost everything, including my will to live

Im also sorry for not posting, my laptop did the little delete thingy again and I lost a whole bunch of motivation for a while, I’ll get back in the groove soon but that was super discouraging (Dude I’m so pathetic)

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WARNING!! Me venting (I think, I’m never too sure)

(I just need to write my feelings down rq it’s been SUPER emotionally exhausting keeping this to myself) ((you may ignore this if you want))

Bro I’m so emotionally attached to the aranara and it’s ridiculous. whenever I try to talk to my friends abt them they legit don’t care and it makes me so sad knowing I can’t talk abt the aranara bc they’re just so cute and I kid you not I was just talking with a few of my friends and I brought up the aranara bc I was doing the quest but instead of acknowledging me, they ignored me and it didn’t bother me considering they were focused on something else but then they NEVER listen when I talk abt my interests and I always try to listen to them speak abt what they like no matter how much I don’t care but it’s really getting on my nerves at this point and it genuinely makes me want to cry and I don’t know what to do bc I’m always trying and I feel I’m not receiving enough from them but then again is it just me being selfish? Ew I sound like a pick me, this is dumb. I just need to suck it up. Have I been ranting or venting?? Wait I should apologize to them, I’m being super not supportive by saying idc abt their interests. But how much support could they possibly want? I’ll bleed myself dry if they asked me to..EW I SOUND LIKE A PICK ME AGAIN (somebody pls shut me up, I’m literally so annoying) am I projecting???? I might be having a crisis rn, maybe…

Anyway, reject humanity, turn to aranara (art not mine)

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Greetings! I saw your scp post and was hoping to request something for 049--

So, what would be your headcanons for 049 with a Scp!Reader who has been his spouse for a decent amount of time now? Like, a very long time--

HIII i'm sorry i essentially died for a little while but i was writing while i wasn't posting so i’ll have daily (or close to daily) posts for a while 

warnings: me swearing, i think that's it

✧ HCS FOR SCP - 049 WITH A SPOUSE SCP S/O ✧

✧ the foundation probably keeps you two apart (like fucking assholes)

So, the second he breaches containment, his first destination, is you

(i had a funny little thought on this, like he just shows up to your cell holding a human heart in his hands and is just like “hey”)

(Idk why I find that so funny, I just do)

✧ before the foundation, he would give you anything

But after the foundation, it's a lot more limited

He's trying! But with them constantly keeping an eye on him as well as limiting what he can get his hands onto, well, it's a huge difficulty to get you anything you want

(He really is trying his best though, please don't blame him)

✧ 049 often refers to you as ‘dearest’, ‘love’, or ‘darling’

✧ He can cook surprisingly well, and if given the chance, will cook for you

He might even stand in the kitchen for hours just to perfect a recipe for you

Anything for his dearest <3

✧ considering his position, you're probably a nurse of some sort

(Or if you aren't, you are definitely qualified to be one)

✧ when working on a patient, he likes having you near him to help him remember something in the unlikely event he forgets or needs help

✧ the zombies aren't hostile towards you whatsoever

In fact, it's because of that reason that you're in the foundation

ugh, I wanted to post stuff sooner, but life has been throwing emotional damage at me so if these start to seem lacking, I'm very sorry

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Witch characters get requested the most in cult of the lamb?

only got 2 cotl requests and they are both different, one for Leshy and another for Narinder

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Heyyy I was wondering if u were able to write some general hcs for underfell sans <3 if not that’s completely fine!

Absolutely! general hcs for red, coming up!

warnings: nothing I think

✧ GENERAL HCS FOR underfell sans ✧

Aka Red

✧ Red literally lives in self-doubt and sadness

You're his saving grace

He sometimes randomly just insults himself under his breath and you have to remind him that he means the world to you 

(And then he gets all teary eyed and embarrassed but also really happy)

✧ He looks and acts tough but he’s just a big softie, to you, that is

he’s very much hostile to anyone else (except for his brother, but he still gets along better with you)

Nobody dares insult you, it happened once and the next day, the monster was beaten up and apologizing profusely to you 

Red was standing behind you making sure you got the apology you deserved

✧ he's a little possessive and loves showing you off

 so, he’ll have an arm around you in front of others constantly 

✧ he also really likes to hold you while he's watching tv 

It sorta grounds him and reminds him that you’re really there with him 

✧ He's actually very jumpy, but he doesn't show it to others 

Typically hides it with an angry face or an out-of-place deadpan look

if you tease him about it, he's caught off guard and he'll make a squeak (don't do this in public please, for his pride)

✧ he binge eats a lot, from either stress, boredom, or sometimes both

His favorite food to binge is anything he can have with mustard, mostly being chicken nuggets

he'll say he won't share with you if you ask (ask again and he'll be fine with it)

✧ he often has night terrors

but he doesn’t like to talk about them

says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about if you mention it

If you insist enough, he sorta talks about them when they get really bad

✧ Red's used to being so closed off that having someone who's willing to wait for him to be ready to be more open is a huge comfort for him

I'm so glad that people like my writing! I have a few requests and seeing you all request for stuff makes me happy! keep requesting and I'll get to it as fast as I can (I also answer my requests as what would be easiest to write abt first, so I get it out for you guys and you won't have to wait too long, in case anyone was wondering)

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Good morning and happy Halloween everybody! What do you guys have planned for today?

I’m going as Alice from Alice in Wonderland (I was going to go as the raiden shogun but her costume was too expensive and this was a last minute choice) what about you guys?

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Here is for the anon who asked for the yan!Pure Vanilla!

warnings: yandere behavior (i don't support behavior like this this irl)

(i tried to make this one as long as possible as an apology for not updating sooner)

✧ GENERAL HCS FOR Yan!Pure Vanilla ✧

✧ Pure Vanilla is someone who gets jealous easily and is very possessive

✧ probably uses his reputation of being nice to hide his real intentions

✧ he has definitely tripped over his robe at least once while stalking you 

He fell into a bush and made a noise that sounded like a squeal several cookies heard it, including you

When you checked on him and helped him up, his face was literally so red it could rival Chili Pepper’s hair, and he looked as if he could barely stand (it took everything he had to not start gushing)

After that, he wore something easier to get around in

✧ He is so touch starved 

Like sure, he's surrounded by people, but what's the point if it isn't you?

Exactly. There is no point. 

✧ he thinks as long as it doesn't get out of hand, it should be fine

But because it's up to him where to draw the line, chances are, that line is as non-existent as his mental stability 

✧ he lets you live in the castle with him, but should you want to leave for whatever reason, he will have to take extra precautions in order to keep you with him 

he manages to delude himself into thinking that this is for the best

“It's for your own good, if you stay here with me, it won't be so bad! Just give it a try won't you, darling?”

he'll be sure to be sweet and gentle with you, even if you upset him and tell him you’d like to leave

✧ Whether you know it or not, you're stuck with him. There isn't anything you can do to sway his decisions 

✧ he partakes in couple's activities with you, things like tending to the flowers, sitting by the fire and reading peacefully, and taking walks around the garden

he‘ll give you anything, anything but freedom

✧ Sure, he doesn't have the power to make anyone do anything they don't want to (you're an exception to this rule)

But he does still have the power of influence over many so it shouldn't be hard to remove any disturbances

✧ overall, there’s totally worse, compared to some others, he is decently tame (can you even consider a yandere tame??)

He’s already lost so much. He can't lose you too. He will make sure of it. Just go along with him, for everyone’s sake

Guess who just got better from a 103-104 fever and almost got sent to the emergency room! Me. It's me. I'm finally better though and ready to start working on my requests again! Keep sending them in, also I don't mind you guys sending in prompts too! It's not needed but it's helpful for when i have writers block

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Bro I got sicl and I can barely tupe properly so om sorry I wont post for a day or teo

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Hi! Hi! I saw your master list that your writing for undertale and Cookie run so I came and rush to request at you as fast as I could !

Okay, okay, okay- can i request yandere general dream!sans and yandere general pure vanilla cookie if your cool with it ??

If your not too aim for yanderes I'm sorry if this request come as disturbing , feel free to delete friend! ;)

bro I wanna kms, I wrote 2k words or something for this and my computer glitched and deleted it. I have to rewrite all of it...

ANYWAY, bc these are 2 different fandoms, I'll write another for Pure Vanilla

This took longer to find than necessary, hope this makes up for it!

warnings: yandere behavior (I don't support behavior like this this irl)

✧ GENERAL HCS FOR Yan!Dream Sans ✧

✧ Dream is kind and caring

Even as a yandere, he is pretty level-headed

✧ he generally knows that his feelings are not healthy for both him and you

He understands that love and obsession are different, but he just can't get enough of you

✧ let's say you two were on a walk

Something or other happens and now Dream is trying to defuse the situation

stars help him if someone hurts you or your feelings...

It takes him every bit of self-control in him to not kill the person right on the spot

(He takes you to get nice cream or something after because he feels bad that you had be a part of that)

✧ he loves giving gifts 

He uses his ability to figure out your reactions to his gifts 

You like it? He’ll get more of a similar concept!

You don't like it? He makes a note to himself on his shrine of you and makes sure he doesn't mess up again

✧ likes watching you sleep / watching your dreams

It's something he just has fun doing (he also finds your dreams interesting)

Or if you have insomnia, he likes just doing something silently with you

For example, you two just sit on the couch reading a book except he can't focus on reading when you look so peaceful and unaware of the dangers that lurk like him

✧ he loves being able to just be in your presence

It's like his therapy

After a long day he wants nothing more than to bury his skull into you and have your arms wrapped around him

✧ he almost never leaves your side

When he isn't busy, he’ll accompany you anywhere you want to go! 

If he does happen to be busy, he’s already made a separate pile of important looking documents, and guilts you into helping him work

✧ both Ink and Blue are a little concerned with Dream’s behavior

But he’s the guardian of positivity, so it can't be that bad in their eyes 

They have no idea how wrong they are

✧ Dream asks Ink to make you a separate au, “for your safety” he often tells you

You don't entirely believe him, but you also have no proof he’s lying 

so, despite the churning of your stomach, and those obsessed-filled eyes of his, you comply to his wishes

the only way to fool him, is to fool yourself

ANDDD ITS DONE!! I'm so sorry it got deleted and delayed but it's here now! there was more on it originally but regrettably couldn't remember what else was written so I'm very sorry for that

ill also be getting started on the Pure Vanilla part of this ask now too! I'm gonna try and figure something out so that deletion stuff doesn't happen again!

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Are we allowed to ask for multiple characters (separately or as a group) for one prompt? Like how would x, y and z react to x as an example- and if so, what’s your limit?

Yes! Separately or as a group, either is fine with me. The only thing I'd like to mention is that if it's like two (or more) different characters from two (or more) different fandoms, I'll probably separate them in different posts so I can place them both in the right masterlist. (Is that a good enough answer? I'd like to think I'm pretty flexible in what I'll take requests in, so I don't think you need to worry too much)

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so sad

i was writing for a yandere ask, and i had like 2k words for it. and RIGHT WHEN I WAS DONE. IT DELETED. MY COMPUTER GLITCHED AND IT DELETED. i wanna cry bc i have to rewrite all of it but i dont remember exactly what i put bc it was a whole bunch so now im gonna go make a mac and cheese and then start again. its 3 am.

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Hey saw you and got curious about your writing so I was wondering if I could have some general hcs for affogato cookie? Also welcome to the world of cookie run x reader writing! We are always happy to see a new writer!

Of course! I’ll go see what we have in the back, just a moment!

warnings: a little bit of possessive behavior

✧ GENERAL HCS FOR AFFOGATO COOKIE ✧

✧ Affogato has a whole bunch of hobbies

and he will totally share what he knows with you whether you want him to or not

talking to you is like his therapy, he likes just being in your presence and talking about things he takes an interest in

he really does love having conversations with you!

he is almost always teasing you, mostly playfully

✧ do not, and I mean under any circumstances under an emergency, wake him up at any time before 6 am

he will have a hissy fit

he'll rub his eyes and scold you on how he absolutely needs "8 hours of sleep"

and you have to try not to laugh bc he looks so silly like that

but even giggling will make him more upset

he doesn't stay upset for too long, don't worry

✧ because of his...manipulation skills, if someone is either getting flirty, too friendly, or has ill intentions, he will use his status to...eliminate the problem at hand (he didn't kill anybody, don't worry)

but that is only a sorta last resort, if he notices this kind of behavior, he will first bring it up to you and let you know what he noticed

if noting changes, that's when he tries to tell the person to back off

if nothing changes still, then he uses his last resort

✧ talking about his status, he is so totally willing to use it for you too!

want to go someplace but there aren't any more tickets left in stock?

oh, would you look at that! he managed to find somebody who had an extra (or an extra 2 if he wants to go and has time)

you look at anything for longer than 5 seconds?

it's yours now!

he will literally buy you anything

✧ he can play a few sports, but he isn't exactly strong

maybe something like tennis or golf might be something that isn't too hard for him

✧ after a long day, he just comes home, changes into comfortable clothes, and collapses into your arms

(Run your fingers through his hair, he loves it)

✧ he's pretty busy often, but he always makes time for you when he can

when its late and he's working, sometimes you need to drag him to bed, he claims he didn't know how late it was

he was working harder so he could have more time with you, he won't say it though

✧ he absolutely loves when he can just hold you close and be reassured, you're there with him

can you tell affogato is one of my favorite cookies? I had a whole bunch of ideas for him

I also read a few oneshots and hcs for him while writing so if some parts look a little familiar, it's because I had a few ideas based around some of those

I'm also so glad I've been welcomed into the crk x reader side of Tumblr