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Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information
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me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked
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in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns
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HAPPY ARO AWARENESS WEEEEEEEEEEK BE AWARE OF ME AND OTHER AROS
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Me waiting outside Elliot’s cabin every day so I can throw a lobster at him the second he steps outside
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I just want to seize the day but I think the day has seized me
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I am a chronic turn signaller. People will be like “there’s no cars around.” Wrong, I’m
1. letting pedestrians know.
2. I’m doing this in case I missed a car or person somewhere, or
2b. I’m gonna be stuck at this intersection til a car or person shows up
3. It makes it a habit
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drove to a place in the city i’ve never been to before, as soon as i’d stopped siri suggested the quickest route back home
clearly i stay home enough for even siri to know when i’m uncomfortable

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just made eye contact with a stranger at the same moment i slapped my ass to check if i still had my keys in my pocket

#dorm life#the stranger was someone who lives on the same floor#i may very well bump into them again#or see them from the other kitchen#eva fails at living moments
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taerae: hey, have you seen jihoo and seobin?
jeonghyeon: yeah, they just heelied down the hall together holding hands.
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jiwoong: i can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together
jongwoo,swallowing the key: truly unfortunate
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