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Anyone got a time machine, I need to go into the past and tell Moses not to write anything about the enslavement of his people because it's disrespectful and racist.

Or does this only count for fictional slavery?

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I was an HP hater before it was cool. I was an HP hater even before the "Read Another Book" movement. I became an HP hater when HP fans wouldn't let me have a sword during HP-themed grade school recess make-believe. I was an HP hater as a CHILD.

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I wish there were medieval fantasy written by people who actually found the medieval period interesting

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I find it extremely annoying that nowadays some people are pissed off at the mere presence of someone who isn't a (cisgender) able-bodied straight white male in media when the actual problem has long been bad writing and/or trying to make a cash cow off of a certain piece of badly-written representation.

I couldn't give a fuck less that a cast is "DEI" or whatever. What I do care about is the following:

1.) Does it make sense for the setting if the setting is supposed to be realistic or historically based? (This is why you want to do your research.)

2.) Does the dialogue sound natural or is it something no one would say unless they're up on a soapbox? (A particular pet peeve of mine in this regard is when LGBT+ characters either out themselves or say which pronouns they use the very first time they open their mouths in the story. That's just not realistic and is letting the audience know you're not writing a character but are instead hitting their heads with a mallet with a message- which, ironically, makes people more resistant to your message.)

3.) Do the characters- including the minority characters- have flaws? Are they relatable to the average person? Do they feel like actual people you could meet?

4.) Is the messaging, if there is any, relatively subtle so as to not break suspension of disbelief and appropriate to the story being told?

It's really stupid that the culture war is so intense that people get pissed off at the mere presence or absence (depending) of minority characters without caring how the story is actually written and presented. It's as if it's "all or nothing" both ways, and it sucks.

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Nice

(transmasc riza) a comic about stubbles. and also about falling in love again with someone you thought you already knew everything about

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u can call ur skull-head deer oc literally anything else u don't even have to change the design

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I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

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The Justice Society

Batman/Bruce Wayne

Gotham City, New Jersey

b. 2016

Born in Gotham City to Thomas and Martha

Child prodigy, both academically and athletically gifted

Lost his parents to a mugging at age 11

Raised by sister Rebecca until age 17 in Granville

Clark's best friend since 12

Donated his inheritance to charity, keeping just enough for his training

Studied across the world, received multiple BA's and BSc's

Trained under masters of various disciplines, including Joseph Morgan

Master detective and armed and unarmed combatant

Self-made man and founder of Gotham Industries

Will not kill but exceptionally brutal

Bruce is the mask and Batman is the man

Flash/Doctor Jason Garrick

Keystone City, Pennsylvania

b. 2017

Born in Keystone City to Tristan and Heather

Physicist father encouraged Jay's interests

Brilliant theoretical physicist

Involved with experiments at CERN

Caught in an explosion in the Large Hadron Collider

Bathed in tachyon radiation

Decoupled from causality

Both time traveler and speedster

The explosion is revealed to be from Amazonian sabotage

In a relationship with Joan Williams

Research professor at Keystone University

Generates blue energy and particle effects when using his powers

Green Lantern/Doctor Alan Scott

Capitol City, Wisconsin

b. 2017

Born in Gotham City to Andrew and Linda

Andrew is a retired police detective

Father disapproved of academic interests

Moved to Capitol City for his education

Talented engineer

Worked for Dekker Industries but left out of moral objections

Developed a mag-lev train project after outbidding Dekker

The train derailed during the inaugural run

Saved by The Green Flame stored in an old railroad lantern

The Green Flame of Life is an aspect of Yggdrasil

Given a ring by the Green Flame to channel its power

Can tap into knowledge from the Multiverse

Superman/Clark Kent (Kal-L)

Metropolis, Ohio

b. 2016

Born on Krypton to Jor-L and Lara

Possess superhuman abilities from Kryptonian evolution

Raised in Granville by Eben and Sarah Kent

Eben and Sarah were small business owners

Bruce's best friend since 12

Harvey Kent's adoptive cousin

Lost Eben and Sarah as a young adult in botched store robbery

Reporter for WSTA-FM (Daily Star) in Metropolis

Can jump an 1/8 of a mile

Possesses x-ray vision and enhanced hearing and vision

Can fly and is nearly invulnerable

Thinks of himself as an American first

Wonder Woman/Diana of Paradise Island

New York City, New York

b. 1442

Formed from clay and given life by War

Created as a weapon by her mother, Hippolyta

Raised to hate and fear men

Witnessed the murder of Steve Trevor in 1940 by her sisters

The murder sparked a critical reevaluation of her beliefs

Fled the island and went into hiding

Inspired by Kal's example to stand up to her mother's plans

Debuted as Wonder Woman in 2042

Considers herself a coward

Disavowed her Amazon heritage

Armed with the Lasso of Truth, Bracelets of Victory, bow, sword, and spear

Superhumanly agile, durable, fast, and strong

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A darker knight, angry at the world.

A human thunderbolt, desynced from time.

A chosen one, entrusted with power untold.

An alien savior, unaware of his origins.

A living weapon, traitor to her own people.

Five extraordinary people, one destiny.

Alone, they are formidable.

Together, they are...

THE JUSTICE SOCIETY

★BATMAN★FLASH★GREEN LANTERN★SUPERMAN★WONDER WOMAN★

part one | PROPHECY

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Batman created by Bill Finger with Bob Kane

The Flash created by Gardner Fox and Harry Lampert

Green Lantern created by Martin Nodell and Bill Finger

Superman created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster

Wonder Woman created by William Moulton Marston and H. G. Peter

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It's such a weird misunderstanding of Earth-43's Batman. I don't understand why post-Crimson Mist stories feature his as this indiscriminate killer, where he literally kills himself in the original story to stop his own rampage.

In Convergence Swamp Thing #2, he also kills himself to keep the Multiverse safe.

But no, he's just a generic vampire.

Red Rain: Bruce and Dick

The Red Rain Universe, also known as Earth-43, is a world of vampires and the supernatural. While Red Rain existed as a Dracula and Batman story before 2008, Dick Grayson was only introduced after the initial trilogy.

Dick first encounters the Batman after he and his family watch Pirates of Penzance at the Gotham cinema. When he and his parents take a shortcut through one of the dark alleys to get home, they are attacked by Batman, who is losing the fight against his bloodlust every night.

Bruce kills Mary and John in front of Dick not only by draining their blood but by decapitating them. (Seriously, Bruce?) And yes, this Bruce lost his parents to Joe Chill as well.

After that night, Dick makes it his goal to kill the Batman. His obsessiveness to get rid of the creature only grows when Gotham turns from fearing Batman to embracing him. The city essentially turns into one huge vampire coven.

Barbara tries to stop Dick from going after Bruce, but when she reveals herself as a vampire and attacks Dick, Dick takes her out. Before she dies, she is found by Donna, who, together with Jason, Kyle and a few others, is visiting Earth-43 during the search for Ray Palmer. Learning about Dick’s mission, they intend to stop him.

All the while Batman interrogates a lesser Vampire about the newcomers. It becomes obvious that the vampires know about Dick’s ongoing vengeance against their kind.

Bruce also apparently doesn’t like to be called Master. By random vampires at least.

Dick is also right there as Bruce kills the other vampire. And Bruce most likely knows...

...because Dick is basically right above him like the badass he is.

When Dick finally finds Bruce’s resting place, he comes close to killing him before the other heroes arrive.

(...sure, Jason. Hypocritical much?)

Dick ends up getting bitten because he can’t kill Bruce but had no problem killing Barbara a few hours ago when she attacked him. This begs the question of what would have happened had Jason and the crew not intervened.

Bruce probably knew Dick was coming. So, would Dick have given Bruce the death he sought, or would Bruce have bitten him anyway?

Probably the latter because the end is one big “We were destined to be together forever“ fest. And commonly the part of Red Rain BruceDick shippers love to squee over.

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I find myself a little cash-strapped going into the winter, so I am selling the original artwork for the first THANOS AND DARKSEID comic everyone seems to like so much. Each page is only $75. (You can see the final colored version of the comic here.) I will also be tossing in one of my very few remaining copies of the NYCC mini-comic with each of the pages (signed by me) at no extra cost.

Check out these pages (and a bunch of other less expensive stuff) at my store.

Thanks! :)

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The second THANOS AND DARKSEID: CARPOOL BUDDIES OF DOOM. Guest starring: Doctor Doom!

Written by Justin Jordan (who has a new issue of Green Lantern: New Guardians coming out this Wednesday and has a new series, Dead Body Road, coming out in December) and drawn by Rafer Roberts (who is currently making Plastic Farm and Nightmare the Rat comics).

You can read the first Thanos and Darkseid here.

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Hey guys remind me how many properties there are on ao3 where m/m outnumbers f/f for no good reason

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Most fanfiction content is written by women, and most women are straight. It's not that deep.

Hey guys remind me how many properties there are on ao3 where m/m outnumbers f/f for no good reason

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Some people kill children to cope, you caped cunt.