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dado im putting you in the aces and eights canon are you proud of me

dado very much would enjoy the opportunity to sell to the cowboy men

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i see this man is enjoyer of dado personal protection hamster pill. yes feed to hamster and hamster will expertise at protection. fire arm by dado not included buy now at dado personal protection services and candle store. do not take personal protection hamster pill if u r not hamster

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dado advise to go to tool box and consume construction equipment lest box destroy immune system also if friend hit you with large sledgehammer that is ok too

Ok thats all i got. Sick time

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hello yes i believe you are in need of upgrade immune system by dado. if u have 200 metal u take upgrade immune system pill by dado and instantly level 2 immune system. (warning take only with metal not water bullets or acetaminophen. take with less than 200 metal may mean not upgraded immune system.) if take another one with another 200 metals then can level 3 immune system!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)(dado not responsible for try to level up system further than 3)

Ok thats all i got. Sick time

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dado has been given restraining order from mister janitor man for selling him weird grey guy pills by dado. dado fears he has misunderstood the situation

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((that was the first time i ever fucked up a reblog for this blog specifically do i win a prize))

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dude who’s an SCP solely because he’s so normal nothing anomalous works on him. scp 173 doesn’t move whether or not he’s looking at it because “that’s just a statue, dude, what do you mean it killed eight people it can’t even MOVE”. hes put in 682′s chamber and it tries to bite him but just. completely fails to injure him in any way. meanwhile he’s like “aw neat monster animatronic”. if you hit him normally with a normal bus he will die but if an scp is driving the bus he will not

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Hey dado, so uhm...

Look. I have ZERO IDEA if i have to tell you this, and i dont know if YOU know but... theres something.

Its called "Department of Anomalous Drugs and Ordnance".

The uppercase letters spell DADO, and like- your entire thing is "trust dado" and writing lowercase and generally being nice to people.

Now add onto that an UPPERCASE dado, thats probably your opposite, which means good writing but B A D intentions.

...just wanted to warn you.

my goodness dado is thankful for this warning. dado was not aware of this evil dado lurking around in places which it lurks. luckily dado has precautions to deal with this sort of thing. such as fire arm by dado buy now at dado legally ambiguous goods and legal consultancy

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dado would like to thank dr william wettle at site-43 for being first customer to test loss pill by dado. dado also would like to remind dr william wettle that dado is not responsible for side effects of loss pill by dado when taken with heart pills like the one dr wettle takes (not by dado) including but not limited to

- loss of bone

- loss of bones

- loss of hearts

- more hearts than should have

- big triangle

- projectile vomiting

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dado nephew is getting dado into "gaming". dado very much enjoys the latest games such as the zelda legend of tears, and mine sweeper

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also speaking of amazingly titled pet videos i present to you these. cannot get over this man's sheer exhilaration over his three hundred guinea pigs

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good news! holy book not by dado now in dado bookstore and noodle shop!

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Dado do you sell time I find it would be a rather useful commodity to have on sale

ah dado believe you may be interested in the reisa cannon by dado. with help from mr placeholder phd man, dado create cannon very useful for time and also temporal paradox yes. find at dado paradox services and chinese restaraunt

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dado how does it one pronounce the great name of dado

thank u for asking. personally dado do not care how one pronounce the name of dado however dado pronounces it dado. dado hopes this helps

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dado once contacted for the adder all. now dado is wondering why customer would want all adders in brain. dado is slightly worried about ecological damage due to all adders in customer's brain however as dado types now dado is thinking dado could potentially use this to create animal shelter and eye care clinic by dado so dado not entirely sure what to think now

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Hello dado! Do you have any products to help with a fear of not being able to sleep? I can sleep but I tend to think I can't and it's this whole mess of anxious prophecy self-fulfillment.

And how is Robert Mitchell doing?

hello thank u anoni mouse. for fear of not being able to sleep dado recommend no scare bear by dado (it is rhyme to sell more). no scare bear by dado is can put next to you and no scare bear will make the scary go away. no scare bear does this by eating all the fear. dado recommend replacing no scare bear so that it does not be too scared and it stops working. as for robert mitchell i will let him say for self

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