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How often do beavers get squished by the trees they chomp down?

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Are earthquakes considered weather?

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Oh, your gathering friends then

Is it called Magic the Gathering because you end up gathering so many cards?

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Is it called Magic the Gathering because you end up gathering so many cards?

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Do you think pasta is a good source of water?

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Do the French call French bread "French bread" or just bread?

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what if when you died instead of reincarnating or heaven or whatever, god turns out to be just an exceptionally powerful magpie who files your soul away by emotional flavor and character alongside people who are almost you but not quite, building a spectrum of human experience, and then we just sit there till it gets bored and tosses the whole collection out to start over. what if we’re all just gonna rattle around in a hollow tree trunk awkwardly avoiding making eye contact for the rest of eternity

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I wish places had to tell you why they were closed down

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Do sounds affect a deaf person's headache?

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The new years ball drop should be much faster

Like they literally drop a huge ball onto the ground and let it shatter

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I'd rather go to an elementary school reunion than a highschool one

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do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home

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Jim Henson (Muppets guy) must have the most ripped arms and shoulder pain

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Remember the purge movies?

Purge: strike edition

Purge happens during a massive strike, further encouraging companies to meet the demands of those on strike

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Do you think little animals get tired of looking up at us?