hypotheticallyaaron
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hypotheticallyaaron · 2 days ago
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How often do beavers get squished by the trees they chomp down?
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hypotheticallyaaron · 1 month ago
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Are earthquakes considered weather?
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hypotheticallyaaron · 7 months ago
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Oh, your gathering friends then
Is it called Magic the Gathering because you end up gathering so many cards?
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hypotheticallyaaron · 7 months ago
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Is it called Magic the Gathering because you end up gathering so many cards?
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hypotheticallyaaron · 7 months ago
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Do you think pasta is a good source of water?
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hypotheticallyaaron · 9 months ago
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Do the French call French bread "French bread" or just bread?
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hypotheticallyaaron · 9 months ago
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what if when you died instead of reincarnating or heaven or whatever, god turns out to be just an exceptionally powerful magpie who files your soul away by emotional flavor and character alongside people who are almost you but not quite, building a spectrum of human experience, and then we just sit there till it gets bored and tosses the whole collection out to start over. what if we’re all just gonna rattle around in a hollow tree trunk awkwardly avoiding making eye contact for the rest of eternity
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hypotheticallyaaron · 9 months ago
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I wish places had to tell you why they were closed down
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hypotheticallyaaron · 10 months ago
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Do sounds affect a deaf person's headache?
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hypotheticallyaaron · 11 months ago
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The new years ball drop should be much faster
Like they literally drop a huge ball onto the ground and let it shatter
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hypotheticallyaaron · 11 months ago
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I'd rather go to an elementary school reunion than a highschool one
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hypotheticallyaaron · 11 months ago
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do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home
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hypotheticallyaaron · 1 year ago
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hypotheticallyaaron · 1 year ago
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Jim Henson (Muppets guy) must have the most ripped arms and shoulder pain
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hypotheticallyaaron · 1 year ago
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hypotheticallyaaron · 1 year ago
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Remember the purge movies?
Purge: strike edition
Purge happens during a massive strike, further encouraging companies to meet the demands of those on strike
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hypotheticallyaaron · 1 year ago
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Do you think little animals get tired of looking up at us?
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