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Do you think pineapple eats things quickly and vigorously enough to be used as an antibacterial/fungal?

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Sometimes at concerts I like to imagine if we brought a caveman in, would they like the music? The vibe? The energy?

Or would they freak out

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I wonder how many tiny species have been stepped on out of existence

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How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

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How often do beavers get squished by the trees they chomp down?

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Are earthquakes considered weather?

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Oh, your gathering friends then

Is it called Magic the Gathering because you end up gathering so many cards?

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Is it called Magic the Gathering because you end up gathering so many cards?

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Do you think pasta is a good source of water?

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Do the French call French bread "French bread" or just bread?

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what if when you died instead of reincarnating or heaven or whatever, god turns out to be just an exceptionally powerful magpie who files your soul away by emotional flavor and character alongside people who are almost you but not quite, building a spectrum of human experience, and then we just sit there till it gets bored and tosses the whole collection out to start over. what if we’re all just gonna rattle around in a hollow tree trunk awkwardly avoiding making eye contact for the rest of eternity

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I wish places had to tell you why they were closed down

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Do sounds affect a deaf person's headache?

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The new years ball drop should be much faster

Like they literally drop a huge ball onto the ground and let it shatter

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I'd rather go to an elementary school reunion than a highschool one

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do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home