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How often do beavers get squished by the trees they chomp down?
#i could imagine it happens sometimes#taken out by a tree#falling trees can be unpredicable#maybe they just chomp them down a bit and let a wind bring them down#i doubt it#beavers#trees#hypothetically aaron#just a thought#just an observation#i dont know
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Are earthquakes considered weather?
#is weather only whats happening above ground?#is it just the sky?#hypothetically aaron#just a thought#just an observation#i dont know#weather#earthquakes#what about floods and taunami#where does weather start and end?#i have questions!
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Oh, your gathering friends then
Is it called Magic the Gathering because you end up gathering so many cards?
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Is it called Magic the Gathering because you end up gathering so many cards?
#there are so many cards#and theyre beautiful#i dont even play anymore and i have some just for the art#but people have hundreds of cards#tubs of them#cases!#so many#what else are you gathering?#thats gotta be it#just a thought#hypothetically aaron#just an observation#i dont know#mtg#magic the gathering#magic
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Do you think pasta is a good source of water?
#it soaks up so much water#i feel like at some point it over rides anything else#not to mention if your also having a type of sauce#hypothetically aaron#just a thought#just an observation#i dont know#pasta#water
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Do the French call French bread "French bread" or just bread?
#hypothetically aaron#just a thought#just an observation#i dont know#bread#french bread#i bet thats someones name#question stands
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what if when you died instead of reincarnating or heaven or whatever, god turns out to be just an exceptionally powerful magpie who files your soul away by emotional flavor and character alongside people who are almost you but not quite, building a spectrum of human experience, and then we just sit there till it gets bored and tosses the whole collection out to start over. what if we’re all just gonna rattle around in a hollow tree trunk awkwardly avoiding making eye contact for the rest of eternity
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I wish places had to tell you why they were closed down
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Do sounds affect a deaf person's headache?
#hypothetically aaron#just a thought#just an observation#i dont know#if my headache sucks sounds suck#but if you cant hear do they suck#do the vibrations just suck at that point?#deaf#headache#curious#sounds
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The new years ball drop should be much faster
Like they literally drop a huge ball onto the ground and let it shatter
#thats what i first thought it was as a kid#i was SO disappointed when i watched#they so so slowly lower it#like wait till the last 10 seconds then drop a ball!#would be way better#hypothetically aaron#just a thought#just an observation#i dont know#new year#ball drop#they do a potato drop where i am#still too slow#drop a huge potato pinata full of more potatos!#drop that bitch
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I'd rather go to an elementary school reunion than a highschool one
#i keep dreaming of my elementary school friends#i cant find them online#id rather go remeet them#hypothetically aaron#just a thought#i dont know
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do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home
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Jim Henson (Muppets guy) must have the most ripped arms and shoulder pain
#may god have mercy on anyone who ever decides to mug him#hell just raise his arm and knock them out#hopefully he just never gets mugged#jim henson#muppets#god i think thats the right man#hypothetically aaron#just a thought#just an observation#i dont know#fuck
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Remember the purge movies?
Purge: strike edition
Purge happens during a massive strike, further encouraging companies to meet the demands of those on strike
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Do you think little animals get tired of looking up at us?
#their little necks must hurt#always looking into the sun#little dogs#and cats#looking up but not in admiration#hypothetically aaron#just a thought#just an observation#i dont know#fuck
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