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If it's not too tense,,,,, Sasara, ichiro or jakurai or samatoki cheering up a depressed SO? Or like anyone really!

I got you!

Sasara Nurude:

Alright he's,,,, he's gonna be cracking jokes

That's like, his GO-TO when it comes to cheering people up since he's had experience with helping Rosho with his anxiety

If jokes aren't helping, Sasara will realize that it's a bit more serious than he immediately thought and activates supportive S/O mode

You want food? Sure! He'll make/order whatever you want. Want to talk about it? Just say the word and he'll be right there to listen

He's trying his best! Let him know what works for you and what doesn't, he's very eager to learn how he can help you

Ichiro Yamada:

This man lives with two brothers who've dealt with very traumatic events and knows the signs of depression

The MOMENT he senses something it wrong, he's doing everything he can to bring your mood back up

He'll cook for you, get you absolutely anything you need, and if you just need to cuddle for a while and talk? Ichiro's your man, he'll do anything to help you feel better

Ichiro is pretty much perfect

Jakurai Jinguji:

He's,,,, not,, a therapist in terms of his doctoral degree but you sure couldn't tell the difference in how he helps

Pretty much a personal therapist except for the added benefit that you can touch him (hugs, cuddles, handholding you name it)

Jakurai's very professional when it comes to helping you though, offering advice, coping methods, and if your depression is severe enough, he'll refer you to a psychiatrist if he thinks you need a diagnosis

A good man to be with, he's very selfless and is more of a listener than a talker

~Mod Kao

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Hi! Can I request a headcanon for Ichiro with a physically strong and active s/o who’s usually very positive in most situations?

Guess who's dug themself out of hell to try asks!

Ichiro Yamada:

He's gonna figure out you're strong one of two ways

Either he's gonna have trouble picking something up and you go "oh don't worry" and dead lift that bitch OR

He's doing exercises and when you join him he's hella surprised at how much you can pick up

Ichiro loves that you're as active as he is!! He likes to exercise and go running in his (albeit very limited and rare) free time and he's glad to have a new running partner besides Jiro (who runs for soccer practice)

To other people on the street it's kind of unnerving to see the both of you running/jogging down the street cracking jokes and smiling like exercising isn't the worst thing ever

You both push each other to get stronger and faster!

Ichiro sometimes likes to race you back home to see who's faster (depending on if he's faster, he'll slow down so it's a tie; he's sappy okay)

~Mod Kao

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Every week I get on this account, think I'm going to break out of college hell and do some asks.... but then I block the 20 new hypnosis k*nk bot blogs that followed me and return to hating Tumblr and their lack of actual action.

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Hi! A friend of mine has opened their commissions if anyone is interested! (Also I promise to start working on asks today since I have my last two exams as well)

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!

Guess whose finally trying to legit open art comms for the first time, it's me! I'm really new to this sort of thing so please bear with me as I fumble through all of this.

WILL DRAW:

Furries (I,,, am a not so closeted furry)

Anime characters

OCs

Selfship art

Ship art

WON'T DRAW:

Mechas

Gore

NSFW

Incest/Pedophilia

Complex shading (I'm still learning how to shade)

EXTRAS:

Adding a character adds +10$ to any teir (e.x. a waist-up, lineart piece with two characters would cost 25$)

Complex designs such as armor will cost more depending on complexity

I could perhaps do suggestive stuff but that might cost a little extra as well

Thank you for reading! Please DM me here on tumblr or on discord (my tag is Lio#8474) if interested!

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Hey slug, thanks for the hard work you and your team do for the fandom!! me and some friends were discussing this and i thought it would be nice to see ur answer to this (only if it doesn't bother u, of course!!): what characters do you think parents would give a big thumbs up if you introduced them as your partner (in terms of personality and traits)? I personally think Hifumi or Ichiro would be the best son-in-law...

What an entertaining question. Believe it or not, I’ve given the matter some thought before for reasons entirely unrelated to this, so presenting: Hypnosis Microphone Men and Whether or Not You Should Bring Them Home to Your Parents.

Since there’s a wide age range among the cast members, assume that the “you” in question is roughly each character’s age.

Ichirou: Absolutely. This man is objectively a dream boat. Runs his own successful business? Check. Respectful to people of all ages? Check. Cooks? Check. Cleans? Check. Good with kids? Check. Take Ichirou and marry him before your parents marry him themselves.

Jirou: As far as high school boyfriends go, Jirou’s not a bad choice. He’s a sweetheart, popular, plays music. Doesn’t do drugs in the school bathroom. Could have better grades, but hey, you can’t win them all. He seems like he’d have you home by 8 pm. You know what? Sure. Why not? You could do worse.

Saburou: Saburou is the kind of middle school boyfriend that your parents openly like and privately dislike. What I mean is that he’s very polite to most elders and super smart, so he’s the kind of kid who is entirely unobjectionable, but he’s also the kind of kid who would try to mansplain your parents’ jobs to them. Worst of all, he would be entirely correct in what he’s saying. Your parents probably want to punch him, but they don’t because assaulting children is illegal, not to mention immoral. They will breathe a collective sigh of relief when he finally breaks up with you so he can focus on studying for the Science Bowl nationals.

Samatoki: I am so torn on this one. On the one hand, he’s every parent’s worst nightmare. He smokes indoors, has an awful temper, and is a fucking gangster, for pete’s sake. Yet he can also be a sweetheart who cooks for you and does everything to treat you right. I’m really stumped. Probably the best solution, if you’re really wanting to get in on that Aohitsugi ass, is to cut out the middle man and date Nemu instead. She is perfect in every way, so your parents will love her.

Juuto: If your parents watch Antiques Roadshow, then he will have a lot to bond with them about. Otherwise I think he’d be that kind of person who tells stories about himself way too loudly at family dinners, and after he leaves, one of your parents pulls you aside to say, “Your boyfriend’s really kind of an asshole, don’t you think?” I guess date him if you’re okay with your parents thinking you have cruddy taste.

Riou: I feel like the hard part here is luring him out of the woods and into a family dinner, but from there, it should go great. He’s over 6 feet tall. He can cook well. He has a strong sense of purpose and knows what he wants to do in life. Most importantly, he has a wonderful heart AND every survival skill known to man. He will change the oil in your parents’ car, fix the leaky pipe you’ve been meaning to get around to for six months now, clean the hood above the stove, and then swap recipes and heartfelt compliments with whichever parent does the cooking. Who cares if he doesn’t have a stable income? You don’t need that with guns like those. (insert flexing Riou image here)

Ramuda: I’m trying to think about the concept of a) dating Ramuda and b) introducing him to a set of parents, and I’m drawing an utter blank. There is nothing but “???” in my mind. I’m going to hazard a guess that this one would be a terrible idea.

Gentarou: Wow, your parents had no idea you were dating a prince of a tiny little kingdom in the Mediterranean AND a Harvard law graduate AND the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize AND the man who discovered a cure for cancer in an expedition deep into the heart of the Amazon rain forest. Look at you! What a catch. Only attempt this if your parents are gullible.

Dice: As much as I love Dice to death, this one is a no. Your parents do not want you dating a homeless man with a gambling addiction and bad table manners. Plus, the MIL here seems hard to get along with. Nuh-uh.

Jakurai: Absolutely. You’re in your 30s, so your parents are at least middle-aged. Probably they have some joint problems or some back pain. Jakurai can let them kiss that pain goodbye, and in return, they can let him kiss you! A win-win. He also boasts a handsome salary, has a lovely house, and seems like he’d be super respectful in a relationship. Yes. Go. Marry him.

Hifumi: If you’re a girl, you’re probably going to have to sit this round out. If you’re a guy or nonbinary... yeah, you’re probably going to have to sit this round out too. See, if you have a mom, how is Hifumi supposed to meet her? I guess you could... idk... stick a lampshade on her head and expect him not to notice. That could potentially work, but it’d raise a few awkward questions. If you do happen to live in a female-free household, though, you’ve hit upon the golden opportunity to make this man yours. You can replace every instance of the word “wife” in Judy Brady Syfer’s famous essay “I Want a Wife” with the word “Hifumi” and still have it make perfect sense, and it shows.

Doppo: I can’t in good conscience recommend this one. Sure, he’s hardworking and certainly polite enough, but does he have the time to respond to your emotional needs? Hell, does he have the time to respond to his own? If you invited him to family dinner, there’s a good chance that he’d need to work overtime and miss it. He’d apologize and buy you flowers to make up for it, but you know he’d also be worrying about the cost of those flowers, so... is it really worth it?

Kuukou: For some reason, my parents actually like Kuukou (although I think he’s also the only character they know besides Ichijiku), but I don’t think this would hold true for most parents. He sounds good on paper, but he’d probably make a disparaging comment about someone’s ass in the first five minutes. Perhaps if you tape his mouth shut and tell your parents he’s doing a vow of silence, then yes.

Juushi: As far as high school (is he still in high school?) boyfriends go, Juushi’s not that bad either. He’s shy but sweet. Respectful. In a band, but the kind that makes money and doesn’t operate out of someone’s garage. Yeah, you know what? Go for it. You could do worse. Just scroll up on this list if you need proof of that.

Hitoya: Yeah, absolutely. Hitoya has a great career and a fantastic attitude. He doesn’t take shit from anyone but can still be polite in the correct contexts. He also seems like the type who would get into a serious relationship and treat his partner right. Fuck it up. I support your love.

Sasara: Yes. He has the exact type of humor favored by parents of the father variety. Plus, he’s a famous comedian. There is good money to be had right there.

Roshou: Absolutely. Rather shy but very talented, hardworking teacher who obviously puts his heart and soul into his job? Of course. As long as he doesn’t death glare your parents, it will work out fantastically. Plus, he can talk about sports! That’s a thing that parents like, right?

Rei: Absolutely not. You remember last May when your parents answered a call from the IRS telling them they were about to lose all their money unless they gave the nice man on the phone their bank account password right at that very instant? He was the nice man on the phone. Why the hell would you bring this threat into your parents’ home? Look, you’re in your mid-40s. Your parents are getting up in years, and they want to see you settle down and be happy with someone. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this is not it. Why are you with Rei in the first place? Is it the fur coat? Listen, you are a grown-ass adult, and you can buy yourself as many fur coats as you want. I believe in you. It doesn’t have to be this way - you deserve better.

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I'm not sure how many of you have been a part of Unus Annus but I just want to say a few things about it.

I did do a Doppo ask because of the Black and White aesthetic purely to try and do something worth it during this time.

And I just want to let you all know that even if you have no idea what I'm talking about, I want to sincerely thank you for following me and sticking through with me for how long my hiatus was and may still be. I find it absolutely incredible that this small fandom that a very, VERY dear friend got me into had become such a big part of my life and helped guide me through some very tough times. I may not personally be active in the fandom outside of this blog but each and every one of you has stuck in my mind with how you have supported and have shared in this fandom with me.

I sincerely thank you again and I hope that this coming year brings good things and better times to us all.

~With love, Mod Kao

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Can I get Doppo being topped by a male coworker s/o during work?

There wasn't a specific type of request for this one so I'm gonna go with headcanons because I'm so tired and cannot write at all.

Doppo Kannonzaka:

It's gotta be after hours like if he was told to do some overtime because he would NOT be getting dicked down while other employees are in the building

He likes risk during sex but he's not risking his job lmfao

Personally I think doppo is a switch leaning bottom so he is SO down to get topped by his s/o

If he's worried about a coworker walking back in the office (like it's still pretty early) he'll prefer doing it in the bathroom

If it's late and he's just really fucking struggling, fuck him on his desk either bent over or almost in the mating press folded position

Doppo is feral and that just covers how he has sex too, he's loud, and if he's really into it he WILL have an ahegao face

He's uh,,, also into being creampied?? So he'll ask for one so that there isn't too much of a mess in the office

He's gonna go into neat freak mode after because he wants NO ONE to even suspect that something sexual happened in the office

It kinda ruins the mood at the end but it's funny too

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Helloooo! Its SAMATOIKS BIRTHDAY so can i ask for a NSFW Birthday cake sceanio with the Female reader,Typing Samatoki up while his blindfolded and adding the birthday onto him and lapping it up. Teasing him until it turns him onto too much and leads to sex? ❤❤❤❤ 0///0

This is so short but I really wanted to finish the Samatoki birthday asks before the day rolls over!

Honestly, Samatoki's restraint while you had been preparing everything was amazing. He wasn't much into bondage, much preferring to be able touch and BE touched during intimacy but it was his birthday so he felt like he should indulge you.

Which is how he got into the situation he's in now: tied to a chair, blindfolded, as you decided to eat a cake off of him.

Though he understands now why people are into sensory deprivation (not being able to see you as you cover him in cake and then lick it off) he is WAY past the point of wanting out of restraints to show you EXACTLY why teasing him wasn't the best idea. Samatoki's dick feels like it is going to snap his zipper open at any moment and he really just wants to bury it inside you as a last minute birthday present to himself.

"Ugh," he grunts out, "untie me already. I wanna see you too, ya know."

All he gets back is a low chuckle. You lick up his neck again and blow a puff of air on the wet line. "Awe, come on! This was the main attraction I was planning."

He lets out a short growl. "Trust me. If you don't let me out now, you're going to regret it later."

You sigh, "Well alright, I can't really deny the cutest birthday boy, can I?" And as soon as you manage to loosen the silk ropes around his wrists and arms, you're whole world seems to spin around as Samatoki grabs you while ripping his blindfold off.

He smirks at you and if you weren't so turned on from how hot he looks and sounds, you'd probably be terrified. "Now. I'm going to be splitting open my last present for the rest of the night." You feel one of his hands trail down into the underwear you are wearing as he leans in and plants a kiss on the juncture of your neck. He huffs out, "I hope you're prepared."

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Welcome back!!! I hope collage hasn't been too hard on you! Since its Samatoki's birthday, can i get HCs of how he'd react to his friends and S/O throwing him a surprise party?

Happy birthday to our resident Yokohama Badboy!!! We love and appreciate Samatoki in this house.

Samatoki Aohitsugi:

Let's hope he's in a good mood because usually he's either "meh" about his birthday or feels sad about it

If he feels sad and he gets a surprise party, he might get close to crying (if his s/o invited Ichiro, he WILL tease Samatoki about it and they might have to break up a rumble)

I think the main people that would be there for the party are: Jyuto, Rio, Nemu, Jakurai (if he isn't busy), Ramuda shows up for like an hour, and Sasara!!! Ichiro may feel the need to crash the party and act like he didn't get a gift

Ichiro totally got him a gift, he just left it on a table with no label on it because he is very embarrassed about it

Samatoki knows but he's also embarrassed about it

His s/o and Nemu probably baked the cake! I like to think that Samatoki likes strawberry shortcakes because I'm soft for him liking those

He may not show it but he really appreciates the thought and effort put into it, he sees it one of his best birthday memories and is so happy that he has friends 😔

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AND WE'RE CLOSED FOR BUSINESS, thankie for coming.

Y'all...... horny horny today wow. Not complaining AT ALL. Also I'll keep the box open for a while longer 😚

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Y'all...... horny horny today wow. Not complaining AT ALL. Also I'll keep the box open for a while longer 😚

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Yay finally can I ask nsfw too

You sure can but please remember that I have the right to not answer if I personally find it uncomfortable. Not that I think any of you WOULD but just so everyone remembers!

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ASK BOX IS OPEN FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS!!! *runs away*

~Mod Kao

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Can I request a matchup? I’m a bisexual 19 y/o girl, I’m currently getting my teaching degree & I speak three languages! Throughout my life I’ve struggled with depression & anxiety, but I’m finally in a better place now and so I try to share my mental health tips & spread positivity when I can—I’m a total mom friend in general. My hobbies are baking, kayaking, hiking & traveling, especially overseas when I can. I’m an animal lover, I’m quite emotional, I care a lot about how I look. Thank you!

Hands you a Nemu Aohitsugi.

She is also a very mom like friend so you two are basically a bundle of care and fluff and honestly someone might get cavities from how sweet you guys are. Please bake with her!! She loves to cook in general and tried to get Samatoki to join her but he's always so busy, she just thinks that having a partner while cooking makes it so much more fun. Nemu is interested in joining your more active hobbies but please take it a little easy at first,,, things are heavy and she's not used to hard physical activity. She can't wait until she can do the more difficult activites though! Nemu is soft and she likes to go shopping with you too. Y'all's sweetness might give Samatoki diabetes but he's really glad Nemu has someone that isn't just him anymore.

~Mod Kao

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hi 👉👈 how about headcanons for sasara with a v touch starved/physically affectionate s/o 😳👉👈

It may come as a surprise but Sasara is one of my favorites 😔👉👈

Sasara Nurude:

This man is naturally touchy feely, so I promise you that he might not even notice how starved for touch you are because of how hugg he is

Tbh Rosho probably has to tell Sasara about how much you like being touched/held

Now he ramps it up to 100

Any time you guys get together is him cuddling you, it feels like he's a koala if I'm being honest but he just!!! Really likes that he can make you feel nice by touching you!!!!!

He won't admit it but feeling you lean into his touch makes him almost tear up if he thinks about it too hard

Also!!

Please touch him too? He loves back hugs and will absolutely melt if you sneak up behind him and give him one,, although,,, be careful he gets scared easily if he doesn't hear you walk up

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Hello everyone!! I am SO sorry that I've been MIA for a while now but ever since my college courses started up again, I've LITERALLY had no time to do anything but study and sleep. I'm going to try and do some of the asks in the ask box today since I have a break.

Just a few announcements before I get to it though!

1. If the requests are closed, PLEASE PLEASE do not message me about asks or use the submit function to ask about it. If the description says they're closed, then They Are Closed.

2. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR 400 FOLLOWERS?????? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ALL STILL FOLLOW EVEN WHEN I'VE BEEN DEAD FOR OVER 3 MONTHS.

3. This one is just funny to me to be honest but I keep getting followed by hypnosis kink blogs. I block them as soon as I see them but I also laugh about it because Tumble is shit at making sure rules are being followed.

Again!!! Thank you all so much for your support and for hanging in there with me when I've been gone for so long <333 (Also Happy Birthday Samatoki!!!)

~Mod Kao

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Ola! Im back with another request (๑•̀ω•́๑) HC of How Jiro, Gentarou and Jyuto would react when they run into their childhood crush again some years later?

Jiro Yamada:

he may be older now but as soon as he sees them he remembers every dumb thing he did when he was younger to get their attention and he just crumbles

he cringes so bad at how he used to be but he also thinks that they grew up really nice too, they've turned out very handsome/beautiful

it depends on if he's feeling confident that he'll go up and say hi again, but more than likely they'll notice him first and scare the crap out of him

they both have a lot of catching up to do and Jiro realizes that maybe the crush hadn't gone away

Gentaro Yumeno:

he hopes with all his might that they AREN'T who he thinks they are

he only has one friend from childhood and he only interacted with the other one a few times

but it only took a few times for him to get really attached since they were great emotional support for times when he needed it

he would go up to them and try to reconnect, maybe . . . actually put more time and effort into the friendship than he did before, something might come of it after all

Jyuto Iruma:

it's kind of an unwelcome surprise, he tries not to think much about his childhood so when he sees them it activates his fight or flight response

and he almost immediately tries to walk away but all the memories from when he was younger catch up to him and they manage to notice him

they finally catch up and start talking to him asking about how he's been all these years, he seems so different, what does he do now, does he remember them?

Jyuto just loses his words and only manages a few sentences and nods, but he remembers how much he used to like them and decides to just . . . talk to them, he hopes the link to his past might make him feel better