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yes rick sanchez is better than the big bang theory mfs

i really want people to stop writing scientists as awkward, stilted conversationalists who don't understand idioms or emotions and start writing them as depressed alcoholics who swear like sailors unless they're in a specifically academic situation

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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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this. THIS. and the experience of watching the movie in the cinema with a guy sitting next to you who (spoilers) whistled at sue's apereance, gasped horrified when Elisabeth got older and all he had to say at the end was that people overeacted because he didn't find it so gory. put me down already

The number of people laughing in the theater, during the penultimate scene of The Substance, made me feel like I was in the goddamn twilight zone. Look at what she’s become, she did it all for you. She’s still trying to put on a perfect show so you’ll love her. Her hair is burning off in the curling iron, she can’t put on her earrings, and you’re laughing at her. Where’s your empathy for the monster? Haven’t you ever hated yourself that much? It’s still her. It’s all you. Her despair drags ever deeper and you’re laughing

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i think the substance (2024) is a justified and consequential answer to the fucking craziness of woman's beauty standars and societal pressures thank u

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putting in my will that i want my autopsy performed by the guy who's weirdest about the sexual connotations of surgery

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submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

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re: google AI. seriously. do you want machine generated misinformation or do you want to come here, to our beloved tumblr, and receive specially hand crafted misinformation. support real artists, guys. come to tumblr for your misinformation

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divinity kink in less of a "fuck me in a nun habit" way and more of a "put me on my knees and rewrite my understanding of faith and show me what a loving god's hand feels like and give me mercy and wrath and splendor and leave your communion dripping from my lips and teach me how every part of my body was meant to worship you"

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SHIT THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

Im not a violent dog, I dont know why I bite-

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Top Dishes my Dear Husband Enjoys Best

3. Orecchiette with broccolini, anchovy, garlic, chilli and Asiago.

2. Sautéed sweetbreads with red wine reduction.

1. Fucking pan-fried tilapia with lemon.

enough “hannibal blogs about angsty feelings on his recipe blog” and more “hannibal starts blogging like a trad wife and starts rating dishes by how much will likes them”

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?

Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:

“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”

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will graham, given the fact that he has an eidetic memory, should’ve graduated high school/college considerably early however there’s no proof he did, while hannibal lecter, with (likely) the same level of intelligence as will was the youngest man to be admitted to medical school in france. in the essay i will discuss how poverty and instability in the home holds people with equal potential back compared to their richer counterparts, and how families of lower class with autistic and/or gifted children will have them participate in school the way every other child does because of the desire for them and their child to appear “normal” while richer families allow their autistic and/or gifted children to surpass their peers, even push for it, because it’s a point of pride that their child has excelled.

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Children's oppression and lack of humanization is one topic that makes my insides feel like they're rotting and I'll die on the hill of defending them and pointing out how fucking gross it is every single time people act like it's cool actually to hate a group of people who are the least able to defend themselves in any terrible situation

Y'all will scream "protect queer kids" "protect trans kids" "protect kids of color" then forget all that and proudly stand behind "well kids are fucking annoying in public actually so it's fine when I talk about wanting to have grocery stores and planes that are child free :)" individualism has killed humanity so deeply

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x13 - “Mizumono”

happy 10th anniversary of this episode emotionally destroying us all! <3

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happy ten year anniversary of the death of my mental stability rip <3

Happy 10 year Birthday to genuinely the best written episode I've ever seen! You fucking masterpiece

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all my advice about using real athletes to learn drawing bodies beyond hard abs, and my particular pref being wrestlers, also applies to women btw. you can draw women who r strong and not an hourglass shape. fucking do it.

kris statlander, rhea ripley (look at her SHAPE), willow nightingale, ruby soho, these r just four off the top of my head that have obvious musculature and different body types. skye blue and julia hart have more slim cheerleader style bodies as well, i REALLY wanted to put emi sakura who is fucking STOUT (adoring) in this post but i couldn't find a good demonstrative pic, the list goes on

DRAW DIFFERENT BODIESSSSSSSS