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“Mh... You could say I do something like that.” He could build a computer from scratch if he really wanted to, but he didn’t really want to talk about what he actually did. Especially not to someone who he barely knew and was his roommate. Actually, Nitori didn’t have to know what his job fully entailed at all.

“What do you do,” he was doing his best to be polite, not that he really had any reason to not be polite right now. Interacting with people isn’t really his strong suit.

Hi there Room mate~

“um, hi…?”

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“Not really, no.”

“Yes, I’m that guy from last night’s commercial. Beautiful, wasn’t I?”

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ahhhh i’d just like to apologize for missing a lot and not replying recently!!! i’ve been very busy with school work as i am graduating high school soon orz after today things should be clear for me and i should be back to replying on the regular!!

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hey..hey dell, are you feeling it? tfw when no gf?

“Who the fuck are you? The only thing I’m feeling right now is the urge to make you shut the fuck up.”

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just admit it dell, you're the big baby king and a troll(er)

“Oh my fucking god shut the fuck up.”

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crowns dell the big baby king

“Please take the damn crown back this is the last thing I want to be kind of.”

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"YES AND DO IT FAST!!! USANO IS IN DANGER!!!!!"

“Alright! Fine! Stop acting like such a damsel in distress. Jesus fucking Christ.”

How was he to go about this though? The bug was on the doll… And if Dell got Usano dirty she would surely kill him, to say the least. The best course of action, he decided, was to shake the doll until the spider fell on the floor and then crush it, which is exactly what he did.

“There. Happy now, you big baby? Quit yellin’ like an idiot.”

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"Dell???? There's a spider on Usano!!!!!"

“What the fuck do you want me to do? Kill it?”

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"dell im angry"

“Welcome to the club.”

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putting this one under a “read more”

21. Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

When it comes to people, Dell likes someone who can make him laugh. While that sounds generic and cliche, it’s something that’s important to him. He doesn’t laugh as often as he should or smile as much as other people. He also likes a person who can challenge him in more ways than one. As far as sex and that kind of stuff goes, he likes it rough and he likes to be in control. He would never do anything his partner didn’t want to, though. 

Dell hates people who whine and complain constantly. He can’t stand them. He also can’t stand people who can’t do anything for themselves or people who get too clingy or attached. He needs room to breathe and clingy people make him feel like he’s being suffocated. He also doesn’t like people who aren’t honest. Turn offs for sex is tricky, because it really depends on his mood.

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COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM NERD

“What the fuck does that even mean?”

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6. Eating habits and sample daily menu

Dell tends to stay away from spicy foods because he doesn’t like them and he has a sensitive stomach. When he wakes up he’ll usually make some black coffee (and maybe add some sugar to it), but that’s really it. He doesn’t usually eat a lot on the mornings. For lunch he makes a lot of instant stuff like ramen noodle cups or macaroni cups or other stuff like that. He has a variety of junk food that he snacks on, too. Dinner is mostly the same as lunch. He also enjoys sweet things.

19. What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

Before falling asleep Dell usually thinks about his work. In his mind he’ll work out what needs to be done and stuff he can improve for when he wakes up and gets back to work. When he’s extremely tired, he’ll mope around before falling asleep and think about how his life would have turned out if it were normal.

29. Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

If the house was on fire, Dell would try to put it out himself first. Same with anything else that could go wrong, he would try to solve the problem first (with lots of cursing and yelling depending on what it is) before calling anyone for help because that’s just the kind of person he is. He’d rather put himself at risk first then call for help because he simply does not want to be bothered by having to deal with other people.

30. Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)

If someone especially close to Dell died, he would be distraught. He doesn’t open up easily, so if someone close to him died he wouldn’t know what to do with himself. He would bottle it up in front of others, but would be more angry/irritable than he usually is. He would try to figure out why they died and why he couldn’t have done anything for them. He would also probably isolate himself and not talk to anyone for as long as he felt like it. 

36. What makes them feel guilty?

His mother’s death makes him feel guilty. Dell’s real mother died while was still in middle school. She never told him she was sick and he never noticed, and that’s one of the things he feels the most guilty about. He regrets not noticing and not being able to be there for her and he has a lot of pent up frustration about it.

50. Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

Dell isn’t really afraid of dying. He personally thinks that whenever he goes is okay. He doesn’t really care about living a long life because what happens happens and if it’s his time then so be it.

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14. Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)

Dell has various scars on his hands from lighter burns. When he was young he would fool around with them too much. He also needs glasses (which he very rarely wears). He gets sunburn easily and has to buy the highest SPF sunscreen he can find if he plans and knows he’s going to be out long enough to get burnt in the summer. His stomach can’t really handle spicy food well and he is allergic to limes.

15. Biggest and smallest short term goal?

His smallest short term goal is to clean and organize his room, because it’s usually left a mess because he just leaves everything and anything lying around. His biggest short term goal is to get a new computer. There’s nothing wrong with his current one, he just wants a new one just because.

16. Biggest and smallest long term goal?

His smallest long term goal is to reconnect and build somewhat of a good relationship with his older sister (because he feels obligated to). His biggest long term goal is to save up a lot of money and move away somewhere where he doesn’t have to be constantly surrounded by people and maybe find someone who he wouldn’t mind having around for the rest of his life because he’s a nerd.

27. What is their biggest regret?

His biggest regret is not noticing his mother’s illness and not being able to help her. While his home life was never really good, he still wanted the best for his mother. He kind of feels like it’s his fault she died. 

31. Most prized possession?

One of Dell’s most prized possessions is an ultra rare superhero figurine that he spent countless hours bidding on online and lots of money on. It now resides on a shelf in his closet, still in the box. 

26. Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?

Dell doesn’t really know what he’s going to do in the future. He’s able to sustain himself on what he does now, but he knows he won’t be able to do it forever. Sometimes he thinks about going to get his GED, but he feels like he won’t need it now. If anything happens with the Organization or he lands himself in big trouble, he has plans to erase his records from pretty much anything that anybody could think of and move far away and go into hiding. 

37. Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

It really depends on the situation. When it comes to people, he’s usually more emotional than analytical. He is quick to be annoyed and angered so he lets that rule most of his decision making. When it comes to his work or any kind of problem, he tends to be more analytical and he’ll try to figure out the fastest way to get things done.

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What does their bedroom look like?

Do they have any daily rituals?

Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?

What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)

Eating habits and sample daily menu

Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging

Makeup?

Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?

Intellectual pursuits?

Favorite book genre?

Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)

Biggest and smallest short term goal?

Biggest and smallest long term goal?

Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress

Favorite beverage?

What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?

Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?

Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?

How do they see themselves 5 years from today?

Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?

What is their biggest regret?

Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)

Most prized possession?

Thoughts on material possessions in general?

Concept of home and family?

Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?

What makes them feel guilty?

Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality?

What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?

Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?

How misanthropic are they?

Hobbies?

How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?

Religion?

Superstitions or views on the occult?

Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?

If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

How do they express love?

If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?

Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

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Hacker? More like slacker.

“Come over here and fight me.”

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2 cool 4 schule ( school )

“Fuck school.”

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You don't even need to wear shades because you're already sizzling. Sizzling hot.

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“I don’t know who you are but I swear to god if I ever find out who you are I’m gonna punch you right in your damn face for saying idiotic bullshit like this.”