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Kurt Russell as Snake Plissken in Escape from L.A. (1996)

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Escape from New York (1981)   |   Escape from L.A. (1996)

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Kurt Russell in The Thing (1982)

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sorry for hyperfixating on a kurt russell movie from the 80s. as if its my fault. i did the traditional doodles beforehand cuz i was trying to figure out how to draw my darling my beloved my princess(he is a convicted criminal and murderer)

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i'm a fiendish poster collector but i never feel like there's enough bold colorful posters out there for my tastes........ so here's a tombstone poster i designed! (original picture below)

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Kurt Russell on Escape from New York set

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Kurt Russell: We thought we might throw in a thing here for why they call him Snake. And I must say that after we did this I got some of my… favorite fan letters [chuckles] from, uh, from girls who saw this— [laughs] who saw this tattoo, they thought that was pretty great.

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Braking Point

Chapter 1 of my Death Proof fic has been published! It's actually been in the works for a while and should be around 50k when complete.

Stuntman Mike finds a new target in Savannah, Georgia. When he realizes the attraction is mutual, he decides to have some fun with them. But how long will he be able to put off his insatiable desire to kill?

Read it and more on my AO3!

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KURT RUSSELL as Lt. Gabriel Cash in Tango & Cash (1989)

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i should start posting some of my physical collection on here!! i've been collecting kurt stuff nonstop for the past couple years and i have lots of cool things. the tricky part will be remembering where i got them all so i can give proper credit 😬

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KURT RUSSELL as Santa Claus in The Christmas Chronicles (2018)

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these last few days I’ve been absolutely tweaking out over them it’s not even funny (having someone to talk about tango and cash with would instantly cure me idkidk 😭🙏)

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KURT RUSSELL as Lt. Gabriel Cash in Tango & Cash (1989)

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Kurt Russell and The Cat 1992 || Unlawful Entry

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KURT RUSSELL as Snake Plissken in Escape from L.A. (1996)

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Escape from New York (1981) dir. John Carpenter

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welcome!!!!!!!!!

click here to visit my ao3! it's 100% kurt content

here are all the fics i've published in order of recency (red is incomplete, green is complete):

Braking Point (Stuntman Mike x Nonbinary OC, my most fucked up story so proceed with caution)

Water in the Desert (Older RJ Macready x Transmasc OC, very self-indulgent)

Hot Shot (Snake Plissken x Male OC, part of an AU where Snake actually stays in prison, some angst)

The Warmest Place (RJ Macready x Male OC, canon-compliant except the Thing never shows up so everybody's alive)

Smartass (Jack Burton x Male OC, hate-sex oneshot)

Seized (Snake Plissken x Male OC, takes place after the first movie, Snake takes a hostage)

First Rodeo (Jack Burton x Male OC, cowboy oneshot)

Blood for Gasoline (SFW crossover between Death Proof and Escape from New York where Stuntman Mike is sent to prison)

and much more in the works ;) this post will be updated every time i update on ao3