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stickers

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be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

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Today, Dean finds Sam asleep on the couch while a nature documentary drones on in the background. He gently shifts his brothers legs to make himself room to sit, immedietly changing the channel to Dr. Sexy, M.D. reruns. Sam wakes about an hour later, but quickly pretends to be asleep again after he sees Dean crying over a particularly hard hitting storyline.

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You didn’t mention it so I assume you dislike it, but what’s your Meg x Cas thoughts? I liked them a lot.

Genuinely? I fucking love them and I got so upset when Meg got killed off. She was one of the few characters that actively took care and was there for Cas during the rough times

I wish they had more scenes together. I ship them, but I ship them as like, Exes who dated for years but broke up on mutual terms but still hang out and have the healthiest friendship

Purely because I think it's funny when Meg taunts Dean in any fic by saying "I'm still his favorite"

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The tags are everything I know. I am sharing this with every single one to try and spread the word.

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crowley wanted demon dean sooooo bad bro. literally day dreaming about their time together on the job.

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Dean: I’m quick at math.

Sam: Ok, what’s 38 times 76?

Dean: 24.

Sam: That wasn’t even close.

Dean: But it was quick.

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Sam: Can I have a private talk with you?

Jack: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

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Midnight silliness

I will let you fill in the dialogue because I have no idea what's going on here. *sniffles*

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On the one hand I hate infantilizing Jack too much and on the other hand he's definitely meant to be childlike (but not actually a child imo) and that energy coupled with Dean's goofy fun loving side never got to reach its true potential in canon.

What I'm saying is Dean and Jack would definitely build a giant blanket fort together and hide in there playing games and reading comics, eating too much candy.

Sam and Cas are shot on sight with nerf bullets as foreign invaders.

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Today, Jack unintentionally explodes their ringing alarm clock after a night of far too little sleep. They spend the rest of the morning snuggling into the blankets, enjoying a restful few extra hours in bed before they have to clean up the shrapnel.

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My friends are all roasting me for living a fanfic cliche when I just want to get swole on the cheap 😔

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“Maybe I was brought back for war.”

*LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE*

Wrong! You were actually brought back so that god’s favorite toy (your emotionally repressed boyfriend) doesn’t kill himself. The only thing you need to prepare for is dressing up as a cowboy and eye-fucking each other to death with absolutely no promise of follow through. I hope this clears things up <3

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am i the only one that thinks dean would be low key panicking the first time him and cas get together?

like some fanfic has their first time all smooth and easy with dean saying sexy shit or just going straight to dirty talk and like…

idk maybe he would but i just feel like cas would have to lead cuz dean would be reciting “oh fuck” over and over in his head

like holy shit this is finally happening but this is also insanely monumental and pivotal and HOLY SHIT.

i dont think hed be coherent enough to successfully dirty talk… imho

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Sam: How would you rate your pain?

Jack: 0/10. Would not recommend.

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Today, Cas is reading a book on dinosaur research, a slight smile gracing his face as he thinks about how little humans know about them. Dean notices this and immediately begins asking him questions at a rapid pace. Cas agrees to describe the appearance of one dinosaur, which Dean is elated to hear about.

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dean would absolutely lose cas at grocery stores and go around asking people "hey have you seen a little guy in a trench coat? 'bout yea high? [hand at his shoulder] peach fuzz, devastatingly handsome? sensible shoes? just kind of a weird, dorky little guy?"

everybody is on the lookout for some short, questionably dressed mystery man and meanwhile cas, 6' tall, shaped not unlike a shot putter, is standing at the checkout scrutinizing the tabloids like "...i'm not sure there's any veracity to these claims" while the cashier's register throws a fatal error bc she accidentally lasered him with the barcode scanner and it saw infinity