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of all the lukewarm reunions on the show I think the one we were most robbed of was jack meeting cas for the first time he should have thrown himself into cas’s arms and hung onto him like a baby koala and not let go for like three episodes minimum

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Vibrating out of my fucking skin with an idea rn

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the bunker makes Dean comfy and he deserves a lil extra weight in addition to still being strong af. you’ll have to pry my body head-canon for him out of my cold dead hands

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Sam’s full denim form fitting bootcut jeans and button down rolled up sleeves look in playthings was actually the cuntiest thing he’s ever worn and nothing he’ll ever put on will top it

legs spread pussy facing the world while looking a twink mechanic no one will ever do it like you..

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Around them, the world rushed by in a blur of gray and rain. But under the rainbow, they had their own kind of quiet.

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Dean: You’re not ascending to godhood, you’re just dehydrated.

Jack: Outta my way, gayboy! I’m about to liberate myself from this mortal shell!

*later*

Jack, texting Dean: hopital

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they r lazy

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still losing it over rowena leaving all her earthly posessions to sam and hexing her apartment so that anyone who steps in dies EXCEPT for sam

oooooh im on the flooor 😭❤️‍🩹

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Guys, can someone- anyone- do me a solid and draw Sam Winchester wearing a claw clip? I'm begging, please-

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We were absolutely robbed 😭

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Had this idea while I was building Legos

Castiel got really lonely and decided to go to a pound on a whim to adopt a pet (Suggested by his brother)

He didn't think much of it until he fell in love with fluffy little Malemute, who was so eager to meet Castiel that she got her head stuck between the bars of her cage trying to get to him

Castiel takes her home and immediately incorporates her into his day-to-day. Practically spoils her. For the first time in years, he's eager to go home after work because he's no longer alone

until one day, a man in the loudest car ever comes rolling into town, knocking door to door.

Faith started barking more aggressively at the window when she heard the car, and Cas thought it distressed her. So when the man finally pulled up by his door, Cas was ready to give him a piece of his mind

Only for Faith to come running into the stranger's loving arms and excitedly licking and jumping on him the same way she does with Cas

Dean's been looking for Miracle for weeks now. Ever since he lost her while on the road, he's been stuck in town, worried sick about his best friend

He went to every pound, dog shelter, store, and building. And finally got desperate enough to go door to door for every house

And after FINALLY being reunited with his only companion, Miracle decides she doesn't WANT to leave this stranger's house

In fact, Miracle wants Dean to stay for once

Dog custody battle

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Okay I know the fake married for a case plot is a popular one (and understandably so!). I was thinking…..what if it was one of Mary’s cases and she needed someone to go undercover with her. It’s just too weird for one of her sons to do it so she asks Cas. What is he supposed to do? Let her work on this case with some other strange hunter? No, that would upset Dean. But now Dean has to process that his best friend and his mom are undercover as a married couple on a case. Jack begs to go with them too so now they even have a full family unit to sell it. 

Sam is cool with it. There’s no one else he trusts more to work that case with Mary. He’s also amused because he KNOWS Dean is ready to SNAP.

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that scene of sam and dean noticing cas sleeping in the back of the car is so funny to me

dean: aw how cute

sam: hes literally unwell

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Flirting with the idea of developing a fic idea I had where Dean freaks out after Cas is bought back (post s15) and flees to Jody's under the guise of fixing her roof or her fence or something and just keeps finding things to fix instead of going back to the bunker, and in that time he actually learns how to unwind and set aside his soldier mentality for the first time ever, opens up to Jody a little about not knowing how to accept someone's love without thinking it will kill them, and he also begins to grow out his hair and beard because again, he's no longer a soldier he doesn't need the utilitarian cut anymore, and when Cas finally gets fed up enough to chase him down and confront him he bursts into Jody's house ready to fight it out but is blindsided by Dean Winchester, love of his life, with floppy hair, a beard, some fuckass Hawaiian shirt, bickering in the kitchen with Claire as he cooks dinner or something and the steam is taken out of him so fast because it's the softest and most relaxed he's ever seen Dean that he just kind of walks up and puts his hands in his hair and stares at him while Dean has that emotional in love with my best friend crisis he was avoiding for months in like fifteen seconds flat

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Dean: Jack... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.

Jack: *muffled* mm hmmm :)

Dean: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

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if cas was a uni professor what do you think he would teach? theology seems too obvious.

what about philosophy and he uses his and tfw’s collective fuck-ups as examples

Now see, you're thinking about him as a professor thematically to him being an Angel

I think he would teach Quantum Mechanics

Hear me out:

Castiel is a biblical ancient being. He has knowledge beyond compare, but he doesn't know jack shit about the human condition. He just started learning about the relations of religion on a human level. He doesn't know enough to teach philosophy without it being synical in nature, or getting upset because Castiel is a creature of Objectivity

You know what he CAN teach that uses facts, logic, and concrete reasoning that can evolve in logical leaps? Math. Science. Atoms. Electrons. Space.

And he WILL be weird about it. I want him to get lost in the sauce of his own lectures to the point where he ends up 10x more disheveled and crazed than when he started.

His class WILL be difficult, not because Castiel can't explain it well, but because he drops so much knowledge onto you that one lecture will end with a 100-page Google doc of notes

Like he gets ANGRY about it. Angry because he is limited in how much he can share, and he has too much to share.

At one point in class, he slams his fists onto the table and yells, "Your feeble minds cannot quantify the amount of knowledge I am burdened with. I am cursed to only discuss not even a FRACTION of what I know. And if I were given the opportunity to share my mind, your eyes would burn out of your skulls, and I will once again be alone in a cage of my own creation."

Then someone raises their hand and asks, "Is this gonna be part of the finals?"

and Castiel immediately unruffles his feathers and answers as if he didn't just give these people psychological damage. "No, we'll only be covering up to chapter 3 for now. Have a good weekend."

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A, holding B's hand: I'm the boyfriend.

C, holding B's other hand: I'm the homewrecker.