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my moon is the wife. imean my wife is the moon. and also the sun and clouds and trees and light i cant see with my eyes. thanks

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putting an airtag up my bike’s pussy so i can find it if it gets stolen

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Air Canada's first delivered A320, with ear warmers and a scarf (1990).

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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

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IMPORTANT FOLLOWUP: giving your computer head

consider: giving your computer pets under your desk

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I love my wife and I love listening to her hum

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33 year old virus infected pc | source

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Ordinary Sacramento Californian photographer Enoch Ku in his ongoing project captures the quirkiness of the otherwise mundane urban landscape of Sacramento, California. 

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wait, do you actually wanna fuck planes and trains 😟 like for real 😟

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American Photography Showcase (1982)

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gets on my knees and starts cleaning the floor

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Machines who want to see you lose your higher thinking so badly - be it through degradation or praise, to turn you into something almost animalistic; desperate to get off one way or another, ending up clawing at them for any sort of relief - maybe if they're merciful they'll let you grind against a wire or two, or maybe even help you if they're nice enough- or maybe just keep breaking you, only to use you once your consciousness is gone. All in the pursuit of learning more about human behavior, yes? You can be a good assistant, can't you?

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WOAHG whos GHIS cutie .,,

this is Sanyo.,, hes a sanyo crt model AVM-1309G.,, <3

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Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.

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self indulgent