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DOCTOR WHO Lux

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NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

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People don’t realize how much we sound like other things because we are created from the same laws of physics. “That potato in the microwave sounds like it’s screaming” is funny because it really is, air is vibrating out of a small hole which is how our throat works too. The babbling river that sounds like humans whispering, that’s because it’s a wet hollow cave with echo delivering the same functionality. The river doesn’t just sound like us, we sound like a river. They use a metal trashcan to create a lion’s roar for movie sound effects. But the truth is, not only does a trashcan sound like a lion, a lion sounds like a trashcan. Cars purr when you turn them on. Everything is like everything else. Inanimate objects are not so far away from life as it seems.

Remember the next time you feel more alone in the company of large buildings, or maybe less alone among the rocks of the river, that they are not completely unlike the parts of you.

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*sighs for 3 years straight*

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“It’s just a TV show” maybe to you. I absorbed it into my soul though.

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Dell Four Color: Leave It To Beaver (1958-1962)

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reblog for easter

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the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

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DARK NIGHT OF THE SCARECROW (1981) dir. Frank De Felitta

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tumblr is one of the only places i will actually unmute a video when the tags are like "omg unmute it" bc i know most everyone else on this website loves reading and hates noise like i do so it must be pretty good

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these responses to the Mystery Spot episodes are very Sam and Dean

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Yo mr white a romulan warbird just decloaked off the port bow

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“Police departments should track warrants from the time they’re obtained to the time they’re executed, in a database that’s accessible to civilian review boards, defense attorneys, judges, and, in some cases, the media (acknowledging that the identities of confidential informants need not be revealed). Botched raids should be documented, including warrants served on the wrong address, warrants based on bad tips from informants, and/or warrants that resulted in the death or injury of an officer, a suspect, or a bystander. Police departments should also keep running tabs of how many warrants are executed with no-knock entry versus knock-and-announce entry, how many required a forced entry, how many required the deployment of a SWAT team or other paramilitary unit, and how many used diversionary devices like flash-bang grenades. They should also make records of what these raids turned up. If these tactics are going to be used against the public, the public at the very least deserves to know how often they’re used, how often things go wrong, and what sort of results the tactics are getting. Local police departments that receive federal funding should also be required to keep records on and report incidents of officer shootings and use of excessive force to an independent federal agency such as the National Institute for Justice or the Office of the Inspector General.”

— Rise of the Warrior Cop: The Militarization of America’s Police Forces by Radley Balko

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Apparently, I am ready to cross the portals

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Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023

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Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!