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fully sober in the club googling rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead full play pdf free
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staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively
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lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it
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Two tiny shrimps battle each other on the back of a sea cucumber, filmed at a depth of 15m. Seacrop Diving School | Japan
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please my friends are doing psychedelics and for whatever reason one of them asked me if I have anything to read and I checked my bag and all I have us Dante��s Inferno
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blocked my bitch ex husband on everything but hes on the communications team at wikipedia so he's still finding ways to contact me
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The fact that there's an actually functional website for the library of Babel is one of those things that fucks me up more and more the more I think about the implications.
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every time i call my mutuals by name im like god what if that was just some random person's name in their description. christ
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people on the subway train are alwaus looking at their phones well we should look to eachother and build a community that lives on trains and be like a siphonophore that uses the train as a shell . and float through the pelagic zone and share the seas nutrients such as small fish and crustaceans among our linked bodies
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I've been getting a bunch more snow in my area this year than i did this time last year *visualizes a geoguesser guy who works exclusively from weather reports doxing me* or have I...
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automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN
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New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep
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is there any temptation greater than being in the hardware store and seeing the place where they have all the little cards for the colours
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my name is detective sleeping and im about to get started on my toughest case yet. the pillow case
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