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please for the love of god look at this ceramic i found at the thrift store

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it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad

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"He would not fucking say that" but it's "He would not handle someone having a breakdown in front of him like that."

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Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

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all my friends should quit their jobs/drop out of school so they can PLAY WITH ME

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mutual just posted "ok i'm normal now". objective: survive their reverse-chronological dashboard breakdown (wave 1 of 30)

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what i've learned from my attempts to be more active in discords and other online communities is you just have to show up and participate in conversation and even if youre a little annoying or awkward eventually people will grow a fondness to you out of familiarity alone

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I’ve been playing so much sudoku. You have no idea how much sudoku I’m playing. Every time I close my eyes I see the grid. I’m making moves in my sleep. 179432568. 653897124. 824516937. 915683742. 246175893. 387249615. 561724389. 498351276. 732968451. This morning before I was fully awake I was playing sudoku in my head. I rise with the dawn. I’m a warrior of numbers. You’re nothing to me.

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please please please let me get what i want september

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i know my mutuals so whenever i see a horny post im like. *sigh* which republican senator is this about this time

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im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

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im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

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one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

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“help” is my favorite way to say that something is funny. like hey i laughed at this post can you save me