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I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

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there's an extremely niche plot in romance fiction wherein our invariably heterosexual leads fall in love after a night of passion leads to an unplanned pregnancy and they're now bound together by an impending child. I cast no judgment on anyone who enjoys this, but since I'm an evil gay and this is my personal nightmare scenario I want to see a zany romance novel premised on the opposite resolution: a couple falls in love while on a whirlwind roadtrip to obtain a legal abortion

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100 dracula sit-ups, hold franeksntein pose for 10 minutes, 150 mummy swipes, 20 wolfman chest releases,

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spotted in a womens bathroom

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big challenges tuesday

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I've got a pageant-themed murder mystery party to go to after tomorrow's trial. We're supposed to write our characters' states on our sashes.

I'm tired.

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Just seen a bathroom sign that says "Femmes". Unsure if this is woke or not.

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Do you think an elf could hide their pointy ears behind a beanie or do you think they have other features that give them away

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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

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reblog to randomize the genitals of the person you reblogged this from

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sopranos pinball machine at a dive bar

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