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my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"
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this answer on a “what’s the most embarrassing thing you did as a kid” reddit thread has been haunting me since i read it
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i think i'll watch gay porn tonight and touch my personal penis. every day is a gift you can give to youreself....
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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.
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Tumblr once again coming up with a feature I’m not gonna- hey whats going on back there
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whenever I see gimmick blogs I don't consider that they have a separate main blog or anything else. That's just what they do all the time. God put them on the internet to count the number of lobsters in other posts and nothing else.
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I love tumblr tags so much. Like okay here’s the main post and here’s my little secret thoughts and addendums for the besties
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This was in another goodwill bin and I'm gonna put the back cover under a cut just so you can experience the same sensation of flipping it over to see this:

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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt
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