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trying to outsmoke a gnome by the creek but he keeps managing to distract me with his rosy cheeks and playful demeanor
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i got to hold a cockatoo today and it was quite lovely, i think it’s name was maybe basil? idk but it was nice
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#i fucking love cake but i haven’t had any in ages i might bake one tomorrow tbh#probably like a vanilla one#or maybe lemon that would be nice#i have a lemon tree that i could use the lemons from#sounds nice
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“There seemed to be something tragic in a friendship so coloured by romance.”
-Oscar Wilde
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Just diagnosed with holding hands deficiency
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girls should be allowed to go feral and unhinged. as a treat.
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katy perry is actually the truest love of my life she is just forever iconic
#i actually love her so much#so many bangers and so much slay#she just hits differently#and i have so much sentimental value associated with a heap of her songs
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she currently has no name, ill be brainstorming
#i love clowns so much#i also love fruit#a strawberry clown just encapsulates all of the loves of my life
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been trying to sleep for hours and am still awake so I drew a dinosaur to express my feelings and right now I'm simply feeling a profound lack of orange juice.
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marmalade salad: the juice
#hehe hoho#i am the clown#honk honk#hinky honky#binky bonky#wonky wonk#be a goblin#eat the soup#put rocks in the soup#but don’t choke#stay soft#little creatures
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fear the wooden chairs
#one time i was at a friends house#and their uncle was there#and he was talking to us#and asked me what i was interested in#and because i don’t know anything about myself#i blanked#and said wooden chairs#so now some guy thinks i really like wooden chairs or something#end of story#stay soft#little creatures
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short, red and crustaceous
#a description of me#and pepé#the red one#not the green one#the king prawn#not the frog#i ship them though#idk if the ship name should be pepe or pepe#they both sound nice#stay soft#little creatures
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bread is good. i would recommend to try it if you haven’t tried it
#unless you are allergic or something#don’t die for bread#i would not recommend doing that#no no no#bats are cool#they go#flap#eeek#raaak#anyways#stay soft#little creatures
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