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sometimes i wish that my drawings could come to life. or that i had some ambition in a career in animation. i love doodling funny, little characters in the margins of my theology packets and random notebooks and making up backgrounds and stories for them in my head. who knows, maybe one day i’ll actual write something for them

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Lady Bird (2017)

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this is how all kurtistown town hall meetings begin

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Wait what’s the difference between a “text” and a “chat” on here

any tumblr experts that can help me it’ll be greatly appreciated

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saying “babe” platonically and “bud” romantically is peak bisexual culture and i want to thank eleanor shellstrop for this enlightening information

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Weird lies (or truths i’m still not sure) my bus driver told me one day

one time, after school, my bus broke down in the school parking lot and while we waited for the bus maintenance guy to come and help us out, my bus driver told us some weird stuff that’s happened to him in his life (and I’m still not sure if he was wildly lying or has just had the craziest life)

- one time while he was driving on the highway, the front of his bus caught on fire and he had to get everyone off before it blew up. Finally when everyone was safely off it went up into flames and he lost two lottery tickets and a new book he just bought that he left on the bus. Apparently the lottery tickets had the winning number (like $1 million dollars or something), and he was more upset about his new book going up in flames.

- he knew a family that had ten kids with two sets of twin boys and two sets of twin girls and one set of triplet boys and one set of triplet girls

- he was held at gun point by a fourth grader at the school he worked at bc he gave the kid a C. the kids dad was a cop so he stole his gun and decided it would be a good idea to hold up his teacher to get an A. apparently the school’s principal walked by three times, saw what was happening, and didn’t do anything about it. my bus driver talked the kid down, and, when he felt it was safe, grabbed for the gun. the kid shot it off, but my bus driver pointed it towards the ceiling. allegedly, his daughter works there now, in the exact same room as him, and the bullet is still in the ceiling. both the cop and the principal were fired, i think the kid was expelled, and my bus driver was given like full benefits and pension so he wouldn’t sue.

- he has two sets of twins himself and like a bunch of other twins. and he himself is a twin. so lost of twins

- a dog got loose on the highway and he saved said dog. when he returned the dog to the owners they kept wanting to meet him to give him a reward, but he continually declined. i think they eventually gave him some like large sum of money, i don’t remember.

there’s definitely more but it’s 7 am and i only had like two hours of sleep and i was told all of this like five months ago so i barely remember. enjoy whoever sees this

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THESE GIFS ARE THE COOLEST THING EVER IVE NEVER ACTUALLY MADE ONE BECAUSE I HAVE THE TECHNOLOGICAL KNOWLEDGE OF A GRANDMA BUT IM SO HAPPY