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In honor of valentines day, reblog this for one cheesy pickup line in your ask box.

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it’s weird how middle names are like………. this normal thing, but also secret

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reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS

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Emojis don't work on laptops tho...🙈

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

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I would do it free.

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smile and clap along

have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands

beat-box

scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance

sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you

go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear

start a mosh pit

striptease

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"Don't talk to me, bitch"

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I care ❤️ Message me anytime you want, I'm always here 1(604)-674-7669

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Cutest thing ever! . . . But the goat almost dies like 20 times

this rhino trying to hop like a lamb is too much

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Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

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*applies for architecture job*

experience: building houses on the sims since 2001

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Hey Sexy!

Lower your pants, climb on top of me, and satisfy your needs.

Love, Toilet