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[hra-official]

Tou are correct. I will in fact have your head on a stick.

BATES here: Downpour bolted out the door. Honestly if you can find them I'm not even going to stop you.

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She'll probably kill me for this, but...

She likes himbos.

trans women

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[OOC] That sounds great! I can't wait to see it come into fruition.

Big News

Infantry Armaments Expanded, my Pilot v. Pilot and general expansion supplement for Lancer is in it's ending stages and close to being released, I'm basically only sanding the edges and polishing the minor details before starting to write the PDF/Rulebook. IAX should be done by the end of January 2025. I'd also like to officially announce a Campaign Supplement I've been working on for about six months now in an on-and-off sort of way, which a lot of the Discord Server members already knew about; The Battlefield Guide to New Levra, a campaign set in a war-torn wasteland and dieselpunk setting on a planet destroyed by the desperation and greed of the Karrakin Trade Baronies during the SECCOM Era of humanity.

[hra-official]

As much as we'd like to throw a jab at our competition, this is more like a frame from Harry & son's definitely honest mech dealership.

✅ Triangular geometric design ✅ Tendency to build a dangerous level of heat ✅ "heavily armored" ✅ Made by a fascist asswipe

This is a Harrison Armory frame

[hra-official]

does that mean that NHPs would need a jesus of their own? could Ra be considered NHP jesus?

Buddy. Pal. I am the manager of a social media account for a weapons manufacturer. I am not a theologian, nor a christian for that matter; I just repeated what is the popular consensus where I live. I do not even know what a RA does.

As an NHP: I do not need "salvation" from anything and especially not by the thing that is to me as the Primordial Soup is to living beings.

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Since Christmas is approaching, I have a relevant question:

Did Egregorian Jesus die on the Asterisk for our sins?

I know this was just an attempt at an off-colour joke, but I'm answering anyway because it's a good jumping point for being genuinely informative.

Hercynian Christians are almost all Humans, plus a few Egregorians who would call themselves anthrophiles. They considered themselves Catholic, but the Union-Catholic church is still on the fence about recognizing them; there are two main reasons for this:

1) They still haven't canonized Saint Tellus, who is a central figure to Hercynian Christianity.

2) Hercynian Christians of both species consider the idea of an Egregorian Christ nonsensical, for a series of reasons I will not attempt to articulate here but mostly relate to the way our species "works". This is in contrast to Union-Catholic dogma which holds that each species would need a Saviour of its own.

[hra-official]

Can we make this our new company slogan?

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

[hra-official]

Skill issue

[hra-official]

Given the dire circumstance, we got a big treat for you to deal with those Balor's and their notoriously tiny heatsinks

Light'em up fellas!

And for celebrating later:

Trick or treat from all of us at MSMC-796!

-- Angel

What are your costumes?

[hra-official]

Your people are more than welcome.

@ras-favourite-balor thank you for providing us with a live-fire test for our newest frames. BATES will be happy to receive you as soon as you land.

For sure! We'll have tons of fun.

Well, I will; for you it depends on your sense of humour.

I am more than happy to pay upfront now that I have garnered your attention. I am in need of a message to be sent in the fashion only Balor pilots seem to be able to pull off properly. The two mercenaries companies and their endless ceaseless messaging grows tiresome.

I want you to send a message, I want you to crash and burn their little event. I will provide whatever funding you want, but I want you while all eyes of their companies are on their titans brawling, I request you hit them where it hurts.

MSMC and CMC are both all cooped up inside the station of the Sylvia's Requiem. I can point you in the direction of the greatest valuable the CMC head holds dear to have you destroy it. For how you wish to insult MSMC I leave to your discretion.

Name your price.

//Backtalker\\

[Brigand}-Fuck me... I hope you realize that's a big ask? That's a LOT of heat to draw, even for me. If I'm caught, or people catch wind it was me that did this, it could mean another bout on a penal colony, or worse probably...

<PERSEPHONE>- DEAR I HATE TO INFORM YOU BUT WE ARE IN DESPERATE NEED OF FUNDS. UNTIL OUR BLINKSPACE DRIVE IS REPLACED WE CANNOT RELIABLY SLAUGHTER. WE CANNOT CHASE DOWN THOSE WHO WRONG US. WE CANNOT BRING RUIN TO THE RIGHTEOUS. WORSE WE CANNOT OUTFOX THE WOULD-BE HUNTERS. CANNOT DISAPPEAR INTO THE NIGHT ON BLACKENED WINGS WHEN DEPTS GROW LUNGS AND CLAWS.

WE SHOULD ACCEPT. I WILL GROW MY SWARM AND WE WILL DINE AS GODS.

[Brigand}-You know I hate it when you're right. But this could get us back on our feet. I'd have to let Pigeon and Z know that we'll have to wait though. Let the aftermath cool down... And we do have those spare Zhengs... could convert one of those into another Balor. One just for you, make sure we're not going in undergunned...

<PERSEPHONE>-PRECISELY DEAR. YOU ARE WORRIED. WE CAN BRING THE SUBALTERNS. I'VE BEEN EXPERIMENTING. THE LAB OF BATTLE CALLS. IT WILL BE GLORIOUS. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE GAMBLED OUR LIVES. IT HAS BEEN FAR TOO LONG.

[Brigand}-I really should fucking retire. As if I could stay retired for more than a week. Fuck it. I would love to accept, but I''ve got some conditions. we need to know full details before I decide our price. But that shouldn't be a problem, you seem quite eager. I also want your word you'll do your best to protect us from any and all fallout. In addition to payment, we require a new blinkspace drive, something fancy. I've heard SSC has a new model with all the bells and whistles.

I think I've got an idea for MSMC as well... though it'll be expensive. And require a trip to Hercynia at that...

Let's talk business, Brigand~

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I don't need to take heat. If you have to be a slave to thermodynamics rip you but I'd just say "nu uh" and heat would legally not be able to enter my body.

anybody need a light?

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Oh wow! My favourite }:w:{

Trick or Treat?

(psst, it's @hra-official under the costume)

treat.

[hra-official]

Trick or treat from all of us at MSMC-796!

-- Angel

What are your costumes?

[hra-official]

Me when I overcharge the reactor because it's a bit chilly.

anybody need a light?

[hra-official]

Trick or treat?

We got Candy Caps!

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I am going back to the moment you made this meme and making it myself.

i made another one of these woah! @agentldiddy made the original idea and i turned it into one of these for it

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