howtonotspeakitalian
howtonotspeakitalian
How to NOT speak Italian
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Blog run by two idiot girls who don't know how to speak their native language.
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howtonotspeakitalian · 5 years ago
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What does an Italian say when he's both angry and hungry at the same time? PASTA
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howtonotspeakitalian · 5 years ago
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Me, an italian: [speaks]
Me: [doesn't know how to say a word]
Me: [does an hand gesture]
Other italian: ah yes
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howtonotspeakitalian · 5 years ago
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Italian culture is: Sanremo comes and the Italian part of Tumbrl RISES
Also us: Italians who write an Italian post in English
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howtonotspeakitalian · 6 years ago
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Me, introducing myself: ...and I'm italian
Person: Oh, cool! I know some words
Me, already having a bad feeling: Really? Say something
Person: *starts speaking like Mario Bros*
Me:
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