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Gemini: LeeAnne Locken

Are you as excited for Real Housewives of Dallas as the witches, healers, and astrologists of the Real Housewives Astrological Institute? If you're a Gemini like LeeAnne Locken, please recite her daily affirmation every morning, preferably into a mirror.

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Taurus Kelly Killoren Bensimon

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Taurus: Teresa Giudice

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Virgo Tamra Judge’s Daily Affirmation, Strengths, Weaknesses, and Compatibilities

It should not surprise Real Housewives of Orange County fans that Tamra Judge is completely incompatible w/any castmate. Fittingly, her greatest chance for friendship in the entire franchise is fellow body-builder Teresa Giudice. While Tamra finds difficulty interacting with everyone from Vicki Gunvalson to Shannon Beador, interactions w/ Dorit Kemsley would be explosive.

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Altar for the Prosperity of Sonja Tremont Morgan

We here at the Real Housewives Astrological Institute are preparing our altar for the financial, romantic, and overall well-being of Sonja Tremont Morgan. We believe that when she thrives, so do we all. 

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Gizelle Bryant: Affirmation, Strengths, Weaknesses, and Compatibility

Virgo Gizelle Bryant will find life-long friendship with Karen Huger, despite their frequent bickering. However, interactions with Ashley Darby will remain challenging. In the entire Housewives franchise, however, Gizelle's most harmonious friendship match is with Kenya Moore. 

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Last Day to get 20% off Zodiac Signs of the Real Housewives

Use the code AVIVAVIRGO at checkout to get 20% off the Zodiac Signs of the Real Housewives, a 30 page, full color spiritual workbook. Each of the 12 housewives comes with a daily affirmation, strengths, weaknesses, and astrological compatibility.

Purchase here: Zodiac Signs of the Real Housewives. 

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Happy Virgo Season to Gizelle Bryant, born on September 9th. Gizelle shares the same birthday with fellow Housewife, Aviva Drescher.

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Happy Virgo Season from the Real Housewives Astrological Institute to Tamra Judge

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Manifest Abundance with Sonja Morgan

Sagittarius Sonja Morgan was born on November 25th. 

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Happy Belated Birthday to Virgo Aviva Drescher

Use code AVIVAVIRGO for 20 percent off the Zodiac Signs of the Real Housewives Spiritual Workbook, available in paper and PDF versions. Offer valid until 9/11/18.

Happy Virgo season from the Real Housewives Astrological Institute. 

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Aries like Vicki Gunvalson will find kinship with Leos like Carole Radziwill or Sagittarians like NeNe Leakes, but will find discord with Cancers like Dorit Kemsley and Capricorns like Dolores Catania

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The Gebbia Society

The Real Housewives Astrological Institute works on a generous grant from the Gebbia Society. 

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Happy Virgo Season

We here at the Real Housewives Astrological Institute believe that Camille Donatacci Grammer exemplifies the best and the worst Virgos have to offer. 

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Zodiac Signs of the Real Housewives

It is well-established in Occult and New Age communities that the Real Housewives of the Bravo network are mavens of spiritual enlightenment and simply vibrate at a higher frequency than other reality TV personalities.

The Real Housewives Astrological Institute offers a 30 page Spiritual Workbook to help you harness the cosmic awareness of a Real Housewife. With a regular spiritual practice, you too can exist on the elevated and transcendental plane of the Real Housewives.