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I love tumblr tags so much. Like okay here’s the main post and here’s my little secret thoughts and addendums for the besties

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what like im not gonna felt the worlds most Perfect Little Guy

dont ever talk to me or my son again

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NASA released the clearest pictures yet of our neighbours in the solar system

Oh and of course us

Honourable mention

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what do you MEAN i have to complete tasks tomorrow

i already completed tasks TODAY

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people NEED to stop gatekeeping making music like ohhhh i don’t have an instrument ohhhhh i don’t know music theory ohhhhh i’m not gonna pay for some program. SHUT UP. take my hand.

you need NONE of that shit!!!!! there’s a website called beepbox.co. literally all you have to do is press things until it sounds a modicum of nice. it’s easy it’s free and it works on anything which has a browser because it’s a website.

if even ONE person starts making music bc of this post it will be worth it.

making bad music is just as important and okay as it is to write badly or draw badly or sing badly. you AREN’T BEHOLDEN TO MAKE GOOD MUSIC. making music is not utilitarian HAVE FUN. HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!

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the thing about working as a housekeeper is that sometimes I will be called to clean a room that is in such a state that it gives me pause.

The thing about being a housekeeper at a Hospital is that it is not the things that would usually be concerning that leave me with questions.

Like if I go clean a room and it is just covered in blood, I'm not all "where did all this blood come from" that would be silly. It came from inside the patient and they were already in a hospital so they're probably mostly fine hopefully.

In fact "Inside the patient" is where most of the potentially concerning stuff I have to deal with comes from. Vomit? That's from inside the patient. Urine? Feces? Inside the patient baby. Needles full of unidentified drugs? That was supposed to go inside the patient but I guess they frogot.

But when I go to clean a hospital room and it is full of Sand... Did that come from inside the patient? I hope not. Why is there so much sand? Where did it come from? Was there some kind of terrible beach accident?

I have many questions and I'm scared of the answers.

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Ch👏

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I’m curious about all my gaming followers: first Pokémon game, first Zelda game, and first Mario game in the tags?

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Atsu: Omi-omi! Can I eat em now?

Omi: Not ye- How is it that I just turned around for a few seconds and you already have cream on your face?

*atsu shrugs :3

Omi: *sighs… You can have them after you wash your face. (How is he so cute?)

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Being a weird little girl as a kid provides two options to you: becoming transgender or becoming a weird adult woman. Both of which are things the world needs more of

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spin this list of all the pokemon. you have to eat whichever one you get

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The Great Lakes and Saint Lawrence River superimposed on a map of Europe