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every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself
so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead
now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here
the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family
eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again
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I made a little fox on a clementine ^^ That's was not easy but very fun to do
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I redownload this app for one day once every maybe two months and unfortunately I’m rewarded every time
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hi im putting a fundraiser for a palestinian family that is fundraising to pay for a newborn child's surgery. the child's foot was injured in israeli shelling. they will use the money to pay for the operation and buy groceries and other necessities. this is a medical emergency. i urge you to share and donate to this family. there have only been three donations in the last two days.
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BRIAN MICHAEL SMITH announces premiere of his new short film project Deep Dish Dimples via ig [1/7/25]
Kicking off 2025 with a bang! 💥 🎉 My short film Deep Dish Dimples is not only premiering at the Film Independent First Look Screening on Thursday January 9, 2025, but it’s also been selected for this years Slamdance Film Festival! This is my first project of the year, and it’s one that resonates deeply for me. A psychological thriller about a trans man who, after calling his best friend to help bury a body, finds himself haunted by his past in ways he never expected. It’s a journey of self-reckoning, survival, and ultimately, healing. I had the honor of teaming up with the incomparable Angelica Ross, in a story beautifully written by Nova Cypress Black, skillfully directed by Manuel Villarreal, and brought to life through the incredible producing of Josh Olaoluwa and the Project Involve crew. This team poured their hearts into every moment of this film, and I’m so proud of what we’ve created together. 📍 When: January 9, 2025 📍 Where: DGA LA 🎟️ Tickets available now: https://bit.ly/DeepDishDimp I can’t wait for you to experience this powerful story and celebrate the artistry, representation, and collaboration that made it possible. Let’s kick off the new year with meaningful storytelling. See you there! 🙌���🎬
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Dr. Heller inspects the skull of a victim of the 1806 Mycelium infections, an epidemic that decimated a village in the south of France. The fungus grew into the bone, creating ossified structures that broke out of the skin to spread spores.
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Can we please have more Peach? ♡♡
Okay!
Here is Peach doing her very best rectangle.
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There is no prize to perfection… only an end to pursuit.
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Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!
Me, the second my alarm goes off:
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