houndofgod

[houndofgod]

Hey everyone. I know I've been a long time away and it figures I show up again now of all times.

Given the state of things, I'm not sure I'll ever come back to tumblr to rp, and I'm honestly not sure I'll stay for anything else. This is not the site I joined seven years ago and it really hasn't been since the Yahoo acquisition. I've met a lot of wonderful people here over the years but the site and community are broken, I think this time beyond repair. I see no point in keeping around something that no longer serves me and only makes me feel sad for a better time that's long gone.

If you want to stay in contact, feel free to dm me for my Discord or Skype. I honestly have no idea if I'll be moving elsewhere, I'll wait and see which way the wind blows.

Until then, safe travels to you and stay radical wherever you go. It's been fun.

Tora

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//Hi guys! I hope you’re doing well! I’ve been busy as hell with work and I don’t expect it to let up for another week or two. I’ve literally had one day off a week since March :’) The paycheck is great though and I’m actually a manager now for the garden center so it’s all good. I miss being here terribly but wrestling plants all day and working on my tan takes it out of a gal. You can catch me occasionally on my ic blogs over at @toraicblogs but otherwise I’ll see you again sometime in June XD

Safe travels and stay radical! <3

[houndofgod]

//Hi guys! I hope you’re doing well! I’ve been busy as hell with work and I don’t expect it to let up for another week or two. I’ve literally had one day off a week since March :’) The paycheck is great though and I’m actually a manager now for the garden center so it’s all good. I miss being here terribly but wrestling plants all day and working on my tan takes it out of a gal. You can catch me occasionally on my ic blogs over at @toraicblogs but otherwise I’ll see you again sometime in June XD

Safe travels and stay radical! <3

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//sometimes I look into myself and realize holy shit do I have a lot of anger in me or what

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//being a manager is fucking ridiculous guys

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Emergency Commissions

I’m Unemployed 

Long story short, I’m in a real bad spot with my partner completely broke to $0, my dog having 1 day’s worth of food and also my own expenses running out that I won’t have enough for the three of us after my next bill comes in.

So I’m asking for help right now and opening up Commission works with my PRICES AND DETAILS HERE

If you’re a fan of my Cuphead and BATIM art, I’ll happily draw those as well for you if you help me out.

Thank ya’ll so much! Every Reblog counts for me!

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@wrenthewitch

//its simultaneously gratifying and FUCKING TERRIFYING

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//Update: I now have well over 5000 plants in my care

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//Me, in the first year of having a werewolf rp blog: ALL THE OVERSATURATED WOLF AESTHETICS. ALL THE EDGY TEXT POSTS. ALL THE BLOOD 'N GORE HORROR GIFS.

Me, now, two years later: Classic rock, silly memes, occasionally relevant wolf art, lots of shitposting

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//the Shape of Water is fucking amazing. That is all

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Send 😍 if your muse finds mine ATTRACTIVE.

*Note* Sending these in doesn’t mean you want to SHIP….  it just suggests that your muse finds mine appealing.  

©Magnoliamemes

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Everyone I RP with deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for not killing me when I don’t reply for like a month

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dearlokigodofmischief:

♔—- A soft frown tugged at Loki’s lips. It wasn’t just Audrey’s lack of enthusiasm that made her reconsider the plans she had for the evening, but the look of discomfort that reflected in her eyes told her everything she needed to know. Since the time she met Audrey, she found her to be excitable, fun, adventurous, and above all else, secure in who and what she was. This was the first time Loki really got to see her vulnerability and her insecurity and, honestly, it made Loki’s heartthrob painfully and her stomach twist.

She understood all too well what Audrey was feeling right now, because underneath the persona she presented of self-love and glory, she suffered a similar extent of self-doubt and lacked any decent amount of self-worth.

“You don’t have to wear a gown if you don’t want to,” she finally said, stepping over so she could take one of Audrey’s hands in hers. “Honestly, I don’t care what you wear. I know plenty of female warriors who never dress the way “proper women” ought to. Nor do I think anyone should ever be confined to a box that they don’t fit in. If you’re uncomfortable, we’ll find something else for you.” Loki offered her a sad but understanding smile. Audrey looked so gorgeous, but she didn’t see that in herself. Not now. 

And that was a painful realization.

“Are you sure you want to go through with this?” she asked after a moment. “You don’t have to do this. You know that, right? I know this is… a lot to take in.”

Audrey averted her eyes. If she were honest with herself, Loki was part of the problem. She was, whatever form she took, poised and refined. It was a stark contrast to Audrey’s rough manners and habits and she knew it. It was a way of life Audrey wouldn’t trade for anything but still, the image of grace and beauty that Loki always presented brought out feelings of envy and inadequacy whether she liked it or not.

Without warning her anxieties went off running and Audrey’s jaw clenched. Why the hell did Loki bother with her anyway? She tolerated her raunchy stories and obviously liked the sex but what other reason, really, did she have to hang around Audrey? She was a trickster. Was it that far fetched for the god to be playing an elaborate joke on her, just another stupid silly simple mortal to play with?

Her chest tightened and her eyes turned yellow with the sudden surge of emotions. The line of her mouth tightened before she forced herself to stop and sighed long and slowly. Her intuition was what she should trust, not her anxiety. And her intuition told her Loki was trustworthy, at least as far as her intentions for bringing her to her home were. “It’s not that. You can walk the walk and talk the talk. You belong here. This is home for you. And I appreciate you wanting to share it with me, I really do. But I’m just an oddity here. I’m not fooling anyone and I won’t fool myself.“ Besides, I’ve already tried the royalty bit and it went over as well as a perforated kettle, she said to herself.

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imsureyouare:

❊—❝What are you?“ the phrase crawled from his throat before tossing back the creature and striking his saber.  There weren’t many self-adjusting and self-healing creatures in the universe.  The only thing that came to his mind was the impossible… all things were possibly with the force…  A likely incarnation of Abeloth?  He couldn’t even understand her words at the moment.

There were a number of factors that were whirling in his mind besides this stranger that appeared on his vessel and caused the crash.  They crashed on a desolate portion of the planet that was not long before evacuated for drilling.  Most of the landscape was unsettled causing alarms for open chasms and eruptions of volcanic ash or toxic steam.

"I don’t know what incarnation you present yourself to be or what reason you sought fit to come into my ship, but you are the reason why  I’m here on this wretched planet!”  There was a tremor beneath the feet and furthering scowl growing on his face.  He needed to focus at one issue at a time. The Creature.  Communications.  Escaping the planet.  In that Order. However the planet would soon decide a different path for them.

Some two hundred yards to the rear of the ship a chasm filled with volcanic ash spewed into the air making it appear as if it were snow and darkening the sky.   Throw this artificial darkness he kept his gaze transfixed on her.

Audrey landed hard with a surprised snarl and she shook herself before pushing the hair out of her face. Her eyes locked on to the glowing red blade though as it sprang to life with a vicious snarl of red fire. That was definitely not good. She was familiar enough with energy weapons from other travels to know it would definitely make her life inconvenient if she had to deal with it.

"Look, I'm sorry about your ship, I just took a wrong-" There was one more very hard, very final jolt that knocked her back on her ass and she hit her head on a bulkhead.

“OW! Son of a bitch!“ She rubbed the spot on her head while she stared at the kid, wondering what the hell he was talking about.

“As I was saying, I’m really very sorr-“ She didn’t even get to finish her first sentence. The ship shook as if a giant hand had slapped the ground beside it and she could see thick ash and smoke roiling in the air outside the viewport. The ground shook again, promising worse to come. Definitely not good.

Audrey pulled herself to her feet, bracing against the bulkhead, and scanned the small space looking for the door. She spotted something that looked generally hatch-like but it was beyond her how to open it without kicking it out. And the way things were going she’d need all the energy she could spare. She looked to meet the young man’s furious glare. “Alright, I’d love to chat about this and we can do it later but unless you feel like getting deep fried, I’d suggest opening the door so we can get the fuck out of here. Fair?“ Her voice had an edge to it that suggested that if her new companion wasn’t going to be helpful she was very ready to solve the problem herself.

Take the Long Way Home

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@bloodtrapped

//It'll probably involve chatting with my gp and getting a referral. Only thing is I've been off insurance and halfway across the country so I need to actually get the gp first :P

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//I can't fucking wait until I have Real Insurance so I can figure out how you get tested for autism. Because I've been reading about autism diagnosed late in women and twenty bucks says that me...

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//HELLO gals, dudes and all others in between, I've had an utterly fantastic day out on the town with my mother and @napalmpsalms buying old pretty useless things that make me happy and I have work tomorrow at a god-awful hour in the morning. Therefore, I'm off to bed and since I work for another six days straight I probably won't be around much. That said, I still think all of you are fantastic and I can't tell you how much I appreciate your patience with me. Work should chill out in about two weeks so fingers crossed I'll actually be able to get back to some replies. Until then, stay radical ~❤