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Episode 25: Life of SIN

SPONSORED BY: BAHI Cosmetics

Hey everyone this is Hadiyah Hotline, and this is Hadiyah speaking.

Before I even start this episode I want to make a public service announcement that drinking a whole bottle of hennessy by yourself then going into a mosh pit of niggas is not the wave. My drunk ass end up trampled and now I have an arm brace that I have to hide in every picture. Major shout out to @zthegreat and @amir-g for being medical interns there to help that night though.

Back to the topic at hand and probably the reason you’re tuned into this podcast, excuse my french mom, pussy pics. I was having a conversation with one of my close friends from back home and she was like she sends the guy that she’s TALKING to pictures and videos of herself all the time. Mind you, she’s been talking to this man for 3/4 of a year and still not cuffed. That’s a WHOLE other conversation but when I asked why, she said it was to keep him interested.

What do you guys think? Personally, I used to be like that back in college but now it’s a no go. The talking stage, created by women who want a title but don't have one and men who feel as though relationships aren’t for them but want every aspect of a relationship, is mostly bullshit. What exactly are you talking about for so long? After a certain point you’re doing it for shits and giggles, but I digress. I’m single as fuck. *chuckles*

But pussy pics, how did the whole pussy pics, masturbating with your phone in one hand, fingers or vibrator inside of you thing even start? Back in school, I wrote a paper on the growth of technology and how inclined it makes you feel to be in constant contact with your significant other especially. It’s so true, the text me back in .5 seconds or I think your cheating shit. Females will be females and guys will be guys, but what’s the point of sending your pussy to your significant other? *old style telephone ring comes from phone* We got someone ringing the hotline.

I only send pictures and videos to my boyfriend when we’re apart, he travels for work all the time so it’s kind of a form of intimacy between us.

That sounds low key lit. Like Skype sex, or whatever. I think that has to be in this scenario. Like your significant other being on a business trip of any kind, but at the same time what about phone sex? Leave the imagination for the mind. Once again I digress, I’m single and I haven’t sent a pussy pic in a long while.

I’m reading through my inbox and someone else asked me:

Guys love unexpected pussy pics but girls hate unexpected dick pics, why?

Why? *laughs overexageratedly* For me, I didn’t ask for it. I’m not trying to be in a corporate meeting, or with my mom and then open a text from you with the invisible effect and i’m swiping on it to find you dick. *chuckles* I have plenty of guy friends that don’t love unexpected pussy pics. Some men want to get to know you and not see between your legs until he’s spreading them apart yourself. There’s no need to send your parts for a clinch, like in order to know if he’s feeling you or not. If I’m playing with myself it’s in front of you.

Once again I’m single so maybe I need someone to sit down and tell me their view on this issue. For my little sister and everyone under the age of 18, please be careful with who you’re sending nudes to. It’s actually against the law in a majority of states to sext, cause it’s consider child pornography and you weak ass boys still sending them out that’s distribution of child pornography and that’s jail time babies. *chuckles as the phone rings continuously* Oooo more questions!

How do I tell a guy I want to suck and fuck the soul out of him without him thinking I'm a hoe?

*busts out laughing* I’m not even laughing at you it’s the way I read this. But honestly, I would just tell him up front. Guys love honesty and if you a real freak and know what you’re doing it shouldn’t be an issue. Him thinking you’re a hoe? That’s for the birds, niggas will think you’re a hoe for not texting back, for sucking his soul out, for denying him, whatever. Do you and get to sucking honey bun!

Ok if me and a guy are om facetime talking nasty and I fart what do i do/say?

Girllllll, or boyyyyyy *chuckles* What you do is hang up, and if he calls you back then you’re in the clear. If not then text him in three hours like ‘my phone died, I’m sorry daddy.’ Rule of thumb with this virtual dirt talking or whatever, have your TV going in the background so you get away with more.

These last two questions comes from a listener @ryvnxdelgvdo. And she asks,

If you're sexting a man and he's hyping his dick up and he send you that picture and its little.. What do you do?

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Is it wrong if a man send you a dick pic and type on the snapchat talking about 'lol dick or penis etc' Is it wrong to tell them Lol I was just gonna say that.

So if you see a little pickle, either change the subject or compliment something else about him. Maybe he has a thick girth, or a nice lil curve to his dick, you never know what the motion of his ocean will be like though. Number two, just don't respond. Leaving niggas on read is hilarious and harmful to them. It’s like whatever. Don’t let guys get away with anything you don’t want them to.

Hit the hotline with anything else. I’ll be answering them throughout the week until the next hotline.

PEACE. LOVE. Keep liking my instagram pictures because I’ll being doing a giveaway soon babies. Bye!

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hotlinegoblingg · 8 years ago

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If anyone has questions for me hit me up! I’m targeting sexts and sexting.

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EPISODE 3: GROWTH AND ADVICE FT. @chiraq-rell

SPONSORED BY: WOMEN IN MEDIA GROUP

Hey everyone this is Hadiyah Hotline, and this is Hadiyah speaking. *chuckles* I'm here with up and coming Terrell. How you doing T?

Tarrell

I’m good cant complain, woke up breathing this morning

Hadiyah

Are you a religious person like that? That you thank the lord everyday and stuff? Happy Easter actually.

Tarrell

I wouldn't say I'm super religious but I do believe in god he has gotten me through some troubling times in my life, happy easter to you to Hadiyah

Hadiyah

-an old time phone ring- Oooo the hotline has rung. -chuckles- First question for you.... How do you balance between being a father and having time for your personal life?

Tarrell It was hard at first when I was younger raising him alone but he always comes first no matter what. It's easier when you have support his god mom Arian is great with him. Me and him do a lot together I just want him to be a good man you know teach him right from wrong but in my personal life I mostly get more free time at night when he is sleeping.

Hadiyah I didn't even know you had a son..how old is he? And what's something you think is super unique about him?

Tarrell My son is 7. He's a very outgoing kid I think the most unique thing about him is that he is a kid model

Hadiyah -chuckles- Last show I interviewed a guest he told me that his life changed because of his daughter. Did your son change up your lifestyle at all?

Tarrell Most definitely I had him when I was sixteen so it was a big shock for me. I couldn't run the streets like the rest of my friends so that was hard for me. A lot of people don't know that I smoked a lot and popped pills since the age 15 it's just what I was around I got addicted to the pills and it affected me, I couldn't do anything without them. When tj was born my father basically told me to quit cold turkey or he was kicking me so I had to suffer through withdrawal. My son saved my life

Hadiyah That's beautiful. I'm getting older but I honestly think that having a kid would have a similar outlook on my life. Like I'm a grandma but it's kinda like another source of life you know? -her phone rings again- Alright we got another question for you. You said you been in the studio so when is the track dropping?

Tarrell We don't have a definite date yet but it will be soon I'm thinking about releasing it when I go on tour so everyone go out buy your tickets and you might be in for a surprise you heard it here

Hadiyah Oooooh I love surprises. -chuckles- So what's your drive when it comes to your music? Like I know some rappers pay attention to their upbringing and stuff. I've listened to a few songs and you have this positivity going on.

Tarrell My music definitely reflects where I come from I grew up in a group home until I was 8 then I was adopted by my father. He was your norma middle class guy, I got into a fight at school when I was in the tenth grade and got suspended for ten days and during those ten days I made my first mixtape. It talked about drugs and street shit you know the normal rapper stuff but then it's like I had a revaluation about 2 years ago. Kids look up to rappers so instead of promoting the bad in life promote the good the positivity. I translated that from when I was 8 and adopted my life changed for the better. Now all I rap about are positive things because life can change in the blink of an eye. So my mixtape was mostly about the hard times I went through and my album is about positive shit which reflects after my adoption

Hadiyah Damn, that sounds like a lot on your plate. I always tell people that you never know where someone else is coming from. -fixes her hair over her shoulder- So before we start pulling into these next set of questions, I gotta ask...Are you single?

Tarrell -chuckles- isnt that the million dollar question but to answer your question I am off the market now

Hadiyah -chuckles- I just gotta ask for everyone listening. One listener asks, What catches your attention the most a woman's attitude or curves?

Tarrell Definitely a woman's attitude. I like feisty women so if she can't keep my attention no matter how curvaceous she is it's not gonna matter to me. But I will say curves is always a plus

Hadiyah This is like the looks or personality question. I don't know, I notice what someone looks like first then based off that I usually see if their personality fits. It's like a process for me. today

Tarrell Well of course looks always being you in first. If I see a female and she is attractive imma make my move but after that of she dull she gotta go

Hadiyah So personality wise how do you know that a girl is for you? Like you need your future girl to be what?

Tarrell Very smart, she has to be able to make me laugh, conversation can't be forced. I joke around a lot so that is a plus.

Hadiyah

So if she's a sensitive soul it's a dub basically? Noted. -laughs, looking at her phone as it rings another time- Ooo we got some advice giving time. You ready for this situation?

Tarrell Definitely a dub laughs yeah throw it at me

Hadiyah -clears her throat- I have a question for both of you. Me and this one nigga been fucking for a while now our situation like evolved into something more intimate now where we chill just to chill and he initiates cuddling. No sex involved. So how do I talk to him about being more than what we are without being a "what are we?" bitch?..... you can go first.

Tarrell Ok that's a difficult one because either way you flip it you gonna end up being that girl. No matter how you phrase it you kinda stuck unless you let him make the move. If he dragging his feet then he not trying to be with you. Ladies if a Nigga want you in a more romantic way you will know. I feel like a problem that occurs a lot is the female make the guy fee stuck

Hadiyah Why do guys feel stuck? If he's cuddling you and you guys hang out without having sex or sex coming up you can defiantly make it known that you like him. Doing that whole what are we thing will make niggas scared. Honestly don't put the pressure on him. Talk with him and be honest. Like communicate that you like him or throw out little jabs that you're feeling him on more than a platonic level.

Tarrell You don't want to hurt the girls feelings so we sometimes just give in

Hadiyah

Stop doing shit to keep people from feeling bad. Guys and Girls. Why should you give in cause you don't wanna hurt her? She's a grown women. If you don't want a relationship make that known. If you do want one let that known too.

Tarrell I feel you on that but when in the moment women get in their feelings sometimes and once that happens it's a wrap. I think everything should just be put out up front to avoid confusion

Hadiyah I don't agree, like don't baby a woman then wonder why she acts like a child.

Tarrell I completely agree with but on that but women also can't pressure a man for shit either I guess different scenarios cause for different responses

Hadiyah I get that. Don't pressure anyone. Have conversations like human beings.

Tarrell Definitely

Hadiyah -nods her head- Before we end this episode of Hadiyah Hotline, is there anyone you wanna shoutout?

Tarrell

I wanna shout out my son Tj and my beautiful girlfriend Storm

Hadiyah woah woah woah. So you are in fact taken?

Tarrell Yes I am

Hadiyah Alright girlies, you heard it here. Terrell got a girlfriend. -chuckles- This is Hadiyah hotline another episode and I'll see you next time!

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hotlinegoblingg · 8 years ago

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How do you balance between being a father and having time for your personal life? ( terrell question )

“It was hard at first when I was younger raising him alone but he always comes first no matter what. It's easier when you have support his god mom Arian is great with him......”

Tune in Thursday to see the rest of his answer!

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hotlinegoblingg · 8 years ago

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If you have any questions for me or Tarrell send them in NOW!

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hotlinegoblingg · 8 years ago

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Coming at you with another feature! I’ll be having @chiraq-rell on the hotline this week! Be sure to send in question for me or him!

#promo

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hotlinegoblingg · 8 years ago

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Since it’s Easter Season no episode this week

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EPISODE 2: COLLEGE GIRLS

SPONSORED BY: WOMEN IN MEDIA GROUP

Hey everyone this is Hadiyah Hotline, and this is Hadiyah speaking. *chuckles*

It still fathoms me that ya’ll are really tuning in to hear me talk! *chuckles some more, the sound of shifting coming into the microphone* Sorry. I’m recording in the beautiful studio but these chairs? Not so comfortable.

Moving onto the topic at hand...college. Moving out here to LA, is a great thing, especially if you’re living near a college campus. *pauses to speak for a second* Actually ... some of these guys look older than their age so be careful my post grads.

But anyways, I’ve met some amazing college girls out here so this episode is dedicate to you guys. Can’t give you a formal shoutout, but you know who you are. *chuckles* For those of you who don’t know me, I’m a graduate of the University of Arizona both bachelors and masters. I have my bachelors in Communications and my Masters in Speech Pathology. Is the whole podcast thing making sense to you now?

One thing about life is that people are always telling you that college and high school are the best years of your life. I agree and disagree but there are many reasons why. Agreeing because I made life long friends, got my degrees, worked a few jobs to gain experience, and even got the chance to study abroad in Rome, Italy for a semester. Sounds great right? Bullshit. *chuckles lightly at her change of voice* Also during college I’ve had to deal with busted ass roommates, public safety, niggas, niggas who were pledging, and I even got roofied one time.

Now before I go into any of these stories, I just need for you all to grab a little snack and get ready for this. *pauses for dramatic effect* You’re probably like what the fuck Hadiyah how’d you get roofied, right? But I’m saving that story for last. *plays an auto clip of an evil laugh*

First things first. I’m sorry to my family for sharing a lot of this info and to my ex boyfriends ... no hard feelings.

SO first thing is my busted ass roommate. Thank God, I only had her for one semester, but I was abroad for that semester so I was already homesick, and annoyed with the nine hour time difference from home. This bitch, side not I usually don’t call other women bitches but this bitch was DUST-Y. Literally had her clothes sprawled out everywhere, I was pretty determined she never showered, she walked around in the weirdest shit and with no fucking shoes on everywhere. You’re probably asking yourself, was she caucasian? The gag? She was black, like I heard her mom on the phone and her mother had heavy island accent. Too bad her daughter was a DUTTY GAL.

Story two..ehhh well more like advice especially for my youngins who have watch burning sands. Whether you be a girl wanting to date a Divine 9 brother, your boo wants to be Divine 9 and for any college fellas listening who wanna cross.... be careful. While not every Divine 9 organization is claimed to be non-hazing you never know. You could be getting your ass beat every day for all you know. Do your research guys. Ladies, this is the test of patience and understanding. My first college boyfriend is now an Alpha, but when I began to date him he was pledging. You gotta understand, he WILL BE GHOST. It’s apart of the process. Just like he had to do research on the organization, try to link with other girlfriends going through similar things or current girlfriends of members. He’s already stressed enough don’t add more. If it’s too much for you, COMMUNICATE!

We broke up summer before I went into my junior year of college, and I was single that summer. When I got back, there was this fine Que Dog that caught my eye and even though he was nastyyyy, like lived up to every story y'all probably heard he was a sweetheart and we date for the rest of my time at school. Dating a Que, is the true test of being in a relationship. Looking back I don’t know how I did it. I’d be at yard shows, watching him lick on girls necks, girls feeling on him, and everything. He always made it known that he had a girlfriend but that he was also a Que. He claimed to never have cheated on me and I don’t know if he did or not, but he was a good guy and I respect him to this day.

*laughs and claps her hands together* Alright, the moment you’ve been waiting for.... how I got roofied. I was umm a Senior in college, undergrad.... and me and the Que broke up every three months. This was one of our times off from each other. There was an off campus house party and literally every upperclassman was there. Like niggas really printed off class rosters to check if you were a senior or not. *chuckles* So you know me, being popping and all, me and my friends went into the party. You know that scene where everyone see New New for the first time in ATL, that’s what it felt like. My school was huge so it didn’t surprise me that some people there didn’t know me or of me through my boyfriend at the time. Parents always tell you, *raises her voice, putting on a spanish accent* Never leave your drink down. *begins speaking in a Trinidadian accent* They put drug in your drink and take advantage of you, be careful. *starts speaking regular again* Sorry ya’ll that’s how my parents sound. Anyways my dumbass left my drink for literally five seconds on the kitchen counter as I talked to this guy. His friend put something in my drink and I literally didn’t even notice, everything was going so fast. Thank the Lord, that when the effects started setting in and I was literally about to knock out, the Bruhz came into the party and my boyfriend at the time snatched me up from the guy and a fight ensued once I was safely being driven back to my dorm room, cold. I was told a majority of that story by like six different people but goes to show, DO NOT PUT YOUR DRINKS DOWN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

*laughs* I feel like I’ve been ragging and since I got no questions today, thank you for listening to Hadiyah Hotline. Make sure you make my hotline bling for our next episode. See you next week loves. *makes a kissing noise into the mic, before playing the dial tone*

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hotlinegoblingg · 8 years ago

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episode today! Send in questions or stories!

The next episode will be about college! If you have college questions, need advice, or a college story you want to share ring the hotline!

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hotlinegoblingg · 8 years ago

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The next episode will be about college! If you have college questions, need advice, or a college story you want to share ring the hotline!

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hotlinegoblingg · 8 years ago

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Episode 2 will be about my college experience and wooo there's a lot

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