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DPxDC #13

Sam is at a gala in Gotham, bored out of her mind. She’s snuck away from the main area. Hiding out in an alcove she’s complaining to Tuck and Danny through her earpiece. They start taking about the latest weapon Danny’s making for her. She’s getting a scythe that can be concealed as a charm on her bracelet.

(This kind of bracelet but instead of mundane charms it’s like one of those pocket multi-tools but in bracelet form that can resize each charm)

Damian also sneaks away from the gala and to the same alcove, Sam is hiding in. When he hears what's being said, he hides in the shadows.

Sam senses someone near her but doesn't even stop her conversation and continues talking about the design of her scythe. Whoever it is, she wants to freak them out.

Sam: So Danny, my scythe has to be like this:

(The scythe from RUBY, I am not about to describe this sorry, switch the red to black and the black to deep purple)

Sam: Mostly black with purple accents.

Damian: *internally* A weapon of that caliber, I have to learn everything.

Sam: My new charm will be so sweet.

Damian: *internally* Tt just a charm.

Sam: *continuing* My rents won't even know it's another weapon and not just a new charm. Ghosts won't know what hit them. No one knows I'm armed to the teeth they just see a gothic charm bracelet. Your tech is the best.

Sam is fiddling with her bracelet and pulls off a knife charm. It resizes into a small pocket knife she uses to pick her nails. Damian zeros in on it. Damian impulsively steps into the alcove.

Damian: you have weapons that resize? I would like to purchase them.

Sam clocks all his hidden weapons.

Sam: Hmm yeah alright kid. All your weapons are easy to spot. Good for a beginner but having them in plain sight fools everyone.

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Only if it's not the impeding doom of the U.S.A. cause for the next 3-4 years or so I'm stuck

ominous flask I found at a Goodwill in Phoenix AZ

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The Bats tend to have favorite civilians, paramedics, cops, that they love to mess with or claim. It gets even worse when multiple Bats favor the same person and try to call dibs.

Danny ends up as one of these people.

It starts when he gets off of work late and finds Red Hood and Red Robin sitting on the curb eating pizza. He hadn't eaten anything all day, and it smelled delicious, and so what few braincells Danny had left scattered and he asks, "Can I have a slice?"

Both vigilantes turn to look at him, then each other, and shrug. They let him take a slice.

It was only the beginning.

Spoiler gets a tired "thanks" saving Danny from a mugging.

Black Bat practically buzzes with glee when she learns Danny knows sign language and helps her speak with a child witness.

Signal gets a more energetic Danny, though also a cautious distance after Signal once smacked into Danny and spilled his coffee all over the poor man.

Nightwing gets the brunt of one of his bad days when Danny decides he's done being held hostage and slips out of the bindings to chuck his shoe at the Riddler. Nightwing hi-fives him later for managing to hit Riddler in the face.

Even Robin has moments with Danny, after catching him taking care of some stray animals amd chasing off idiots who were looking for dogs to put into a recent (and very quickly shut down) dog fighting ring.

When everyone actually figures out Danny is the SAME Danny they all have been seeing around, Bruce has to fight the instinctive headache at the incoming fights. And resist the urge of looking up what seemed to be just a random Gothamite.

Danny at this point just wants a nap. And for these weird undead beings that didn't do well with his ice to stop coming for him. He had student debts to pay.

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FUCK THIS COUNTRY

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Goncharov broke containment.

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On gohd I'm starving now and have a migraine no a fun combo + this makes it worse ahhhhh

TRUST EXERCISE

This is not a rickroll

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perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

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I just love the "they're more scared of you than you are of them" thing because, yeah, Earth is a Deathworld filled with very dangerous beings, but also everyone in it is scared and would rather not interact with each other unless necessary

Alien: This is a very dangerous animal!

Human: Don't worry, we'll just walk away.

Alien: But it's watching us!

Human: It's hoping we leave already, so we're leaving.

Alien: It... It is?

Human: Yeah, it is more scared of us than we are of it. Let's go before the fight instinct kicks in because then it'll become a dangerous animal

Alien:...

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Lamb Bishop equal to everyone

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The different genres of Doctor Who episode:

The dumbest bullshit you've ever seen. Just absolute baby brain nonsense.

Man, aliens are weird, huh?

Genuine high-concept science fiction serving as biting if heavy-handed social commentary on present issues

*Lisa Simpson voice* Look, Mom! It's Ea-Nasir!

Nightmare fuel that will traumatize a generation of children while adults roll their eyes.

The villain is determined to out-camp every other camp villain combined. There will probably be a needle drop.

The harrowing story of one character's personal hell

Tbe Doctor is sorely tempted to break one of the laws of time and/or one of his firmly held moral boundaries, never mind all the times he's done this without comment.

The Daleks are back, and they're purple now

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reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

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HEAR YE, HEAR YE,

After not shutting up about it back in 2022, I finally got to post the first chapter of my rewritten Ghost Boy.

Summary: If friends could prosper through thick and thin, how would they hold up if one is half-dead and the other is trying to prove it at every turn?

How would it especially hold up if the latter has a crush on the halfa?

Note: first few chapters are pre-Danny-death

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What Dynamic will a child be?

 What dynamic a child will be relies heavily on genetics, and to find the possible dynamic of a child before it is been born, the idea of a punnet square is often used.

A=Alpha B=Beta O=Omega

AAxAA will produce 100% Alphas

AAxAB will produce 100% Alphas

AAxBB will produce 100% Alphas

AAxAO will produce 50% Alphas and 50% Betas

ABxAB will produce 75% Alphas and 25% Betas

ABxBB will produce 50% Alphas and 50% Betas

ABxAO will produce 50% Alphas, 25% Betas, and 25% Omegas

AAxBO will produce 50% Alphas and 50% Betas

AAxOO will produce 100% Betas

ABxBO will produce 25% Alphas, 50% Betas, and 25% Omegas

ABxOO will produce 50% Betas and 50% Omegas

BBxBB will produce 100% Betas

BBxAO will produce 50% Alphas and 50% Omegas

AOxAO will produce 25% Alphas, 50% Betas, and 25% Omegas

BBxBO will produce 50% Betas and 50% Omegas

BBxOO will produce 100% Omegas

AOxBO will produce 25% Alphas, 25% Betas, and 50% Omegas

BOxBO will produce 25% Betas and 75% Omegas

BOxOO will produce 100% Omegas

OOxOO will produce 100% Omegas

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Repost to find later

Summary:

Lady Gotham wants her new princeling and her favorite knight to meet. At her request Danny goes to purify the bay while her Jason just so happens to be in the area. Maybe they could help each other out?

Master post

Part 1 Part 2 Meanwhile Part 3 Part4 Part 5 Part6

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) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium