total trainwreck lmao lmao lmao(1/20/21) THEY/THEM PLEASE
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#this is the asthetic I wish to have#shit did I spell that wrong#damn#anyways my night be so fine then boom crippling existential dread
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jurgen leitner? stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner? goddamn fool book collecting dust eating rat old bastard shithead idiot avatar of the whore biggest clown in the circus laughed out of town cowboy motherfucking jurgen leitner from the magnus archives is unfuckable!
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#matches the vibe of the blog did you honestly think I wouldn't laugh at shit like this#fucked up little tiger looking buddy is a metaphor for capitalism#anyways I haven't slept
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everyday i draw deltarune fanart
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AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAA A A A AA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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all I wanted was to post a picture of my dog but noooo I get a fucking pornbot all up in my comment section. get out of my business and let me post my dog. shit man.
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make sure you get a good nights sleep! take care of yourself!
#dog#shes such a good girl I love her so much#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#super fluffy and soft and amazing#cute animal pic#alll of the pics of this animal are cute as fuck who am I kidding#awwwwwwwe#<3#look at the girl! the girl! the goodest of girls!
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#you don't deserve context#napowowean#im sorry#listen the kid sitting next me in euro was acting up I had to make this up#anyways#tfw you try to invade russia in the middle of winter#like wtf bro#bad move#-_-
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its lowkey really awkward to look at the page that tells me who I’m following and the side bar goes “your tumblr crushes” and pulls out these percents
like ok im sure all these people are really great but that a little weird
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ok but like this guy. this guy right.
him right. Niccolo Machiavelli. the motherfucker. he just like,,,,,,,, saw Italy collapsing in the early 16th century and then had a fucking villain arc. like full on. started advocating cruel and despotic leadership that was full of fraud. he listened to a few too many “pov ur the villain” playlists on youtube, decided he was in a silly funky mood, and then started advocating despotism. is that fucked up or what.
#maybe if he had ever gotten laid he wouldn't be such a little bitch boy#B)#anyways if somebody says that he's their favorite philosopher fucking run for the hills#the prince? more like the piss#H A#bullying horrible dead guys is my passion#it's amazingly ironic how the spanish sacked rome and then he just fucking died#like seriously#hilarious stuff here#and people think that history is boring???#everybody is all up in rome's buisness all the time#except for during the schism#then they're all up in avignon but not really because there are still some guys (tm) there#are the tags longer than the post?#yes#like i said abt 10 tags ago bullying horrible dead guys and also maybe rambling in the tags is my passion
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electric boogaloo
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idk man sounds like something a dirk kinnie would say
wow. unfollowing now. i admired their work with hating dirk. had no idea they kinned dirk
FAKE FAKE FAKE I STILL HATE DIRK AND I STILL DONT KIN HIM WHO TOLD YOU THIS INFORMATION
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you know that feeling. when you’re not sure whether or not you sent an anon ask to a person. and something that you’d totally say/submit shows up on your dash. and you have to stop and seriously question whether you are seeing things correctly.
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Thinking about how Kanaya’s admiration of Rose started from her game tutorial making her seem competent, detatched and worldly but Rose is not quite any of those so Kanaya had to trash her misconceptions and later on fell in love with her anyway
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thought that said gordon ramsey for a sec ngl
lord garmandon is unfuckable but sensei garmadon has a chance that anon is just fucked up
so y'all heard that we don't take lego ninjago requests bc one of the mods is uncomfortable with it being associated with being unfuckable/fuckable and went "okay so let's start talking about how ninjago characters are unfuckable/fuckable" huh? that's what you decided to do? didn't see a flaw in that logic? huh? hm? huh? shut the fuck up about the legos
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