horseshoecrabman

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im sorry i dont know all ur anime girls. i know hatsune miku. i know pink one and alcoholic. i know tomoko kuroki. i know the white elf and falin okay??? is that not enough? will it ever be enough?? oh and shinji obviously. i know her too

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i need to come back around to this but! post bifrost, vaguely squamous lyfrassir! Their face melted a bit bc they stared at the bifrost fuckery for a lil too long

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modern uni arcane au where they're all moderately sane and okay. anyways jayvik moment ❤

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getting ready for a council christmas bash... 

aka my excuse to draw v with slicked back hair..... sorta. it refuses to be tamed i fear

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you and me, always forever

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Jayce really said "if i can't undoom him from the narrative i guess I'll doom myself in the narrative with him then"

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“don we now our gay apparel” is a great line in our current day. put on your faggy little outfit cunt

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Today, one of my second graders was working on shape name recognition, and we got to this picture of a pyramid shape with a wide-ish base. When he saw it, his eyes lit up and he turned to me with a huge grin on his face, pointed at it, and said "When the teacher forgets to assign homework" before bursting out into hysterics, covering his mouth and giggling. I don't understand what happened except this kid CLEARLY knows about the strong comedic and memeable value of mathematical shapes and emotions that I, an old millennial, cannot comprehend I did, however, try to recreate this moment as the meme this child must have seen in his head

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Me: Yes sir I understand that the office door cannot be closed when two colleagues of opposite gender are alone together due to sexual misconduct concerns but as an openly bisexual employee I have to ask if leaving two colleagues of the same gender entirely unsupervised isn't a double standard

Me: Like. I feel I should also have my ass covered if a same-gender colleague accuses me of shit, you know

Bossman: Nahhhhhhh it's good

The morally grey cathedral goblin that lives on my shoulder and judges the value of my kneejerk impulses: If you grabbed his ass right now he would learn such an important lesson forever but we don't roll like that bro

Me: (out loud) Okay

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Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

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