horseshoecrabman

[horseshoecrabman]

Want fish reference images? Donations to the repository Ko-Fi this week will help that happen!

I'm planning to drive out to Boise, ID this weekend for an Easter enrichment event, and the current Patreon support will cover the cost of that, as long as I car camp.

If I can, I'd like to stay in the area a couple extra days and hit up the Loveland Living Planet aquarium to get photos for the upcoming the fish and invert categories. I can't swing it on my current budget, though. If you'd like to help make it a reality, this is a great time to throw a little at the Ko-Fi to cover gas and other travel costs.

Zebra mantis shrimp from my last visit to LLP as photo tax.

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please god stop talking about diets and weight loss in front of kids. especially if those kids are girls. and especially if you’re someone those kids look up to. but really just stop talking about about diets and weight loss when children are in earshot at all. I promise you you’re doing far more harm than good.

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welcome to my crack au where everything was fine and nothing bad ever happened to anyone

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good morning i feel like seven dollars

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never painting on my phone again its not worth it

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The spring bonding montage has arrived! 🌷

Had a lot of fun making some of these. Hope y’all enjoy! :D

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im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes

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You want to call your House rep now and tell them Trump needs to be impeached immediately for defying a Supreme Court order (re: Kilmar Abrego Garcia), which functionally voids our constitution and means no one in America has rights anymore.

I am not exaggerating.

As of now, anybody can be disappeared, no due process, no recourse. Trump is openly disregarding a Supreme Court order and says he’ll send US citizens to El Salvador.

This is not a drill.

Call your House rep and tell them they must impeach. Tell them if they cannot bring themselves to impeach, they must resign. A more open and shut case to impeach is not possible. Trump and his administration are saying openly, in public, that anybody can be kidnapped by ICE, even in error, and disappeared permanently.

Call your senators, too, and tell them to support impeachment (it goes to them once it passes a majority House vote).

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im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

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look i know im just beating a dead horse here but this is legitimately the funniest fucking thing about the dream thing. this screenshot makes me giggle like a moron every single time

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i left a poem out over night. one hundred lovesick beetles and ants in the kitchen

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What is this, a crossover episode?

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F

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People who insist tumblr must be 90% LGBT because their self-curated dash is have never gotten a weird comment on a post and went to check the person's blog and discovered an entire deep subculture of christian and tradwife users reblogging anti-abortion quotes and transphobia between each other. I promise you they're on here.

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"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈

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fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams