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✨🌒✨You are made of stardust and galaxies and I love you. Send this to your ten favourite people on this website. 💫🌔🌟

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reblog this if on april fool’s, you’re accepting ic ‘pranks’ in your ask box. put ketchup in my muse’s drink, tie their shoelaces together, go wild. go crazy. have fun dealing with the consequences.

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" There ain' no better Pokemon then a dragon spirited spit-fire like you! "

DAMN STRAIGHT

At least somebody understood his awesomeness.

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Merry Christmas to all who celebrate it and happy holidays to those who don’t.

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                                                  YOU 

                                                      WILL

                                                NOT

                                                     HURT 

                                               ME 

                                                    AGAIN

[honoxtokage]

[Do I Look Like A Charity To You?]

IN DESPERATE TIMES man can open the gates to their truest potential in, say, a life or death situation. Such adrenaline grants a human that rare power, to find true strength, pure ingenuity. Awkwardly skewering an uncooked cheese sandwich in place, he held the whole edifice out, an offering to the dark on a longer pike.

In the deep amber glow of Charizard’s tail, the buttered bread glistened.

“Fry this for me ‘n you get half.”

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Charizard glared with both a judging and frustrated look. This wasn't a fair deal at all! Ash's stomach was MUCH smaller, so Charizard should be getting MORE than him. 

“...Three quarters, then maybe I’ll consider.”

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I’m going through my old stuff and I can’t stop laughing at this.

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It's only been a few minutes, and Charizard is already sparing with some of Ash's other Pokemon.

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@oakmd replied to your post:

Good! Just make sure the other pokémon don’t cause a ruckus. All the festivities might get them too excited.

Oh, well he was intending on seeing them anyway.

You can count on him, professor!

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@oakmd  replied to your post:

Would you like to volunteer as a staff helper with the pokeémon?

Charizard gives a slow nod. Sure, he doesn’t exactly know specifically what that job entails, but it’s not like he has anything else to do.

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He hoped Professor Oak's lab would be quiet during his visit, guess not.

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"Captain Falcon has more flare with his punch, but yours had more heat behind it..." Which may or may not be a good thing, depending on if you cared for smoking foliage, of course.

Shit, he wasn’t actually alone.

Shit, they saw the whole thing!

…

He’s never going to live this one down, is he?

“I- I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT, OKAY? YOU SAW NOTHING! SHUT UP!”

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“. . .”

“Charizard-”

“PUNCH!”

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RULES: Bold your muse’s preferences and repost.

Tagged by: @radiantxhero

open curtains | closed blinds

stray dog | house cat people | pets - neither outside | inside half-empty | half-full TV | radio sing | dance shoes | sandals cash | credit hike | drive casual | elegant center | corner sword | shield airplane | boat garnished | plain

extra salt | extra pepper

spicy | mild record player | digital media opaque | transparent white lies | complete truth blunt | subtle noisy | silent books | music familiar | new youth | experience knife | baseball bat space | ocean love at first sight | slow burn freckles | dimples long eyelashes | long fingers soft lips | sensitive neck stubble | thick hair slow dance | intimate conversation candlelight dinner | stargazing

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School breaks here bitches so let’s get this show on the road!

MUTUALS LIKE THIS FOR A STARTER!

[honoxtokage]

School breaks here bitches so let’s get this show on the road!

MUTUALS LIKE THIS FOR A STARTER!

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“ Wow Charizard, rescuing those Orphans from that burning building got you a free ride on Santa's Nice List for years to come!”

“Wait, but didn’t I-”

“ah, I mean, thanks, Santa!”