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I am in the 1% of the population with this, but I really do not enjoy summer. I love winter, like… if you are cold, you can put on a hoodie, you can grab a blanket and snuggle…. Like… when you’re hot, what do you do? Rip your skin off?

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sb: now it begins Ned: NOH, NOWY TENDZ

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Like father, like daughter

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Ned choking petyr is my aesthetic

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daddy eat my lil boy pussy pls

fucking lannisters

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Can we just take a minute to look at the horrified look on Ned Starks face.

“…this shit better not start again… not my daughter you bastard…”

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tfw you want the good girl But you need the bad pussy

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You must be tired. You were running through my dreams all night.

tAKE ME NOW

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tfw you want the good girl But you need the bad pussy

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Jaime/Ned I

When he stormed into the throne room, Eddard Stark saw the gruesome sight; the slain pyromancer, the Mad King lying in a pool of his own blood, and Jaime fucking Lannister sat upon the Iron Throne.

‘Only keeping it warm for you,’ he said in that irritating way of his, with the smile that had all the girls in Westeros dropping their smallclothes. ’…You do want it, don’t you?’

‘I have no want to be king,’ Ned said seriously, glaring at the Lannister lion, his eyes like frozen pools.

Jaime stepped down from the throne, flipping his golden hair like Prince Charming. He waited until they were only a foot apart before he said: ‘Oh, I wasn’t talking about the throne.’

Just then, Sexual Healing slowly started playing in the background while Jaime began taking off his armour, revealing abs so hard you could break your fist on 'em. He was like some golden god. Ned bet he had a humongous cock too.

Spoiler alert: he totally did. And Ned slobbed on that knob like it was corn on the cob, because it was the honourable thing to do. And you all know Ned be like a fat kid and cake when it comes to being honourable. 

They banged, and Jaime threw it back for Ned, and it blew his god damn mind. He came so hard he saw into the god damn future. He saw the shitty 7th season, which was basically worse than the Dorne subplot. Then he saw his own beheading and figured it was okay if he got to miss out on that stupid shit.

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When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy~! Then, send to the last ten people in your notifications anonymously. You never know who might benefit from spreading positivity~! ❤❤❤

okay, fuck. THE PRESSURE. five things that make me happy. ok.

@ashesri is pretty cool. i guess. makes me feel pretty happy lmao.

2. posting crack on tumblr makes me ultra happy ngl.

3. watching shitty movies ( things, etc. ) puts a smile on my face.

4. WRESTLING. i like wrestling. 

5. my dog i guess. wtf. 

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Jaime/Ned I

When he stormed into the throne room, Eddard Stark saw the gruesome sight; the slain pyromancer, the Mad King lying in a pool of his own blood, and Jaime fucking Lannister sat upon the Iron Throne.

‘Only keeping it warm for you,’ he said in that irritating way of his, with the smile that had all the girls in Westeros dropping their smallclothes. ’…You do want it, don’t you?’

‘I have no want to be king,’ Ned said seriously, glaring at the Lannister lion, his eyes like frozen pools.

Jaime stepped down from the throne, flipping his golden hair like Prince Charming. He waited until they were only a foot apart before he said: 'Oh, I wasn’t talking about the throne.’

Just then, Sexual Healing slowly started playing in the background while Jaime began taking off his armour, revealing abs so hard you could break your fist on 'em. He was like some golden god. Ned bet he had a humongous cock too.

Spoiler alert: he totally did. And Ned slobbed on that knob like it was corn on the cob, because it was the honourable thing to do. And you all know Ned be like a fat kid and cake when it comes to being honourable. 

They banged, and Jaime threw it back for Ned, and it blew his god damn mind. He came so hard he saw into the god damn future. He saw the shitty 7th season, which was basically worse than the Dorne subplot. Then he saw his own beheading and figured it was okay if he got to miss out on that stupid shit.

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i didn’t even reblog this meme god damn it but i guess i am ACCEPTING

(sms) I know you want a good girl, Ned.(sms) But you need the bad pussy.

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Ѡ Ѡ Ѡ (With added Jon! She is going to see him dead, she has found the perfect weapon.)

[text ] YOU MONSTER. YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS

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slides the dash $2 …….. ship with me

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longmayshereign-cersei replied to your post: watchended: honorended replied to your quote ...

come now, he’s a good boy really I can vouch for it. (Goal for the year, kill Ned Stark with heart attack.)

STOP NOW

OLD GODS GIVE ME STRENGTH NOT TO DIE 

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tfw everyone loves tormenting ned