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“Stay with me.”

Thanks to everyone who participated in my impromptu prompt fest the other day! This prompt from @onecornflower got the most likes. I appreciate the inspiration! ❤️

[Image Description: A digital painting of Geralt holding a bloody, barely conscious Jaskier in his arms. Geralt wears a helpless expression; Jaskier is struggling to keep his eyes open. Behind them is a barren forest with the first hint of snowfall. End ID.]

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Witcher strength can be a pain in the ass sometimes

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I finally posted my first work!!

Cold Whiteness & Warm Confessions

Rating: Teens & Up (with swear words)

Content Warning: discussion of coming out & homophobia in other countries

Fandom: The Witcher Netflix (but with Priscilla and Zoltan is entirely inspired by his game version)

Relationships: Geralt/Jaskier, mentioned Yennefer/Triss, past Geralt/Jaskier

Additional tags: mutual pining; and there was only one couch; love confession in argument; geralt & yen both realized they were homo & divorced but are still best friends

Summary: Jaskier has a huge crush on his neighbor Geralt, who picks him up a few time a week to drive to the shared workplace together. But what happens when the car malfunctions and they find themselves stranded in the middle of nowhere with no service?

thanks @lankygeralt for their feedback when discussing the idea for this work :) check out their works!! big rec

read on ao3 sneak peak below!

Despite his best efforts to stay warm and stylish, Jaskier felt as though the wine red coat was not the best nor the most terrible choice he could have made to wear over his teal suit with the violet tie. His flatmate Priscilla snorted when she saw him leave his room like that, but it was too late to go change now, because down the road he saw the black clar leaving the garage. 

Gripping his bag’s handle a little more firmly, he mentally prepared himself to greet his neighbor and coworker with a warm smile, even if his nose felt like falling off soon. The snow had done quite a number on the road the past days, but luckily it had already melted a little to make the roads accessible and safe again. Jaskier remembered sliding down the pathway to the building he lived in, the ice sparkling in devillish mischief at him from below. 

The SUV stopped in front of him, tires pressing down on the gray sludge. After deeply breathing in and out once more, Jaskier opened the door and smiled at the driver. “Good morning, Geralt.” After knocking his shoes against each other one after the other to shake off the snow, he sat on the passenger seat and placed his bag between his feet. 

“G’morning,” the man next to him spoke, voice still raspy, presumably from having not spoken all night and morning. “Sorry for being a little late today, I hope you didn’t wait too long.” He paused. “The car made some noise when I started it, but I couldn’t find the problem. I’ll get it fixed tomorrow, just ignore the sounds.” Finally, he looked at his neighbor with his light brown eyes.

    “Oh, I hope it’s nothing terrible,” Jaskier replied, blindly grabbing for the seat belt and securing himself with it. “Do you want me to pay up? Since you let me drive with you more often than not.” He had some money on the side for emergencies, but he could not refuse to help out Geralt financially, as it was more than generous of him to even take him to work 5 days a week and back on tuesdays and thursdays. 

    “Don’t worry, that’s not why I brought it up.” Geralt started the car back up, the motor’s protesting noise perceivable even to Jaskier’s grandma three streets away. The music came back to life, the ventilation’s stream blew softly against their skin and fought against the condensation besieging the windshield. 

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Got nobody to tag bc I don't know anybody from this fandom ;;

Let's throw another picrew tag around the fandom shall we? Tag your fandom pals/people you follow/look up to/anyone!

Here's a link to make yours

I'm tagging: @geraskier-hell @choulatte @geralt-jaskier @inarelashionshipwithmyself @existenceisthis @raynecreates @spielzeugkaiser @honeyyen

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reblog this if your icon could kill a man

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played wild world recently and could not rest until I drew this

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Geraskier after a long time again

High res as a v day treat friends😌💕

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Hayloft - Mother Mother

Oбречен - Молчат Дома

Not Allowed - TV Girl

Emptiness Is a Closet Full of Your Old Clothes - Wishing

Yellow - Coldplay

Yourh - Parks, Squares and Alleys

Everything Is Scary - German Error Message

Nothing's Gonna Hurt You Baby - Cigarettes After Sex

Tagging nobody bc idk anybody in this fandom really,,, :(

Song URL tag game

Rules: Spell your url with songs and then tag as many people as there are letters in your url

Thank you @voidstilesplease for the tag! I love these stupid little games so much. And they help get back in the swing of things after being down and out and sick.

So here we go

Battle Cries - The Amazing Devil

Like the Angel - Rise Against

Under Pressure - Queen

E.T. - Katy Perry

Everybody's Fool - Evanescence

You Need Me, I Don't Need You - Ed Sheeran

Ever After - Marianas Trench

Dear Mr. President - P!nk

Blank Space - Taylor Swift

Elsa's Song - The Amazing Devil

Temporary Bliss - The Cab

Asshole Father - Sick Puppies

Tags - gotta do 12 ok lets go (feel free to ignore these if you've done this already or just plane don't want to do this)

@cherrykcrunch

@ladycerberuswrites

@but-theres-wolves

@doofcas

@domesticated-feral

@lankygeralt

@theneurodivergentfox

@sourwolf-skinnydefenseless

@stiles-and-the-sourwolf

YOu know what... I am just gonna stop there XD Anyone else who sees this is free to do it.

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geralt : he's not kidding, yen. he's ridiculously easy to kill.

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Double-Cross / Chapter 4 now up on Patreon!

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Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Violence

Relationships: Geralt of Rivia x Jaskier, Minor Triss x Yennefer

Tags: Modern au, Mafia au, Journalist Jaskier, Bartender Geralt, Crime Boss/Mafia Boss Geralt, Eventual Smut, Eventual Fluff, Betrayal, more tags on AO3!

Summary:

Jaskier has always taken an exceptional interest in the White Wolf, an infamous mafia boss who never emerges from the dark corners of the city. After doing his bachelor thesis on the organization, Jaskier decides to become his own employer. With his parents’ wealth, he plans to get to the bottom of the city’s secrets while going undercover, but when a handsome bartender crosses his path, he finds it incredibly hard to stay focused on his objective.

- shoutout to my wonderful beta, @geraskier-hell !

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aughgbn i just LOVE @craftgamerzz‘s siren jaskier au SO MUCH ;;

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think demigod jaskier charming a warrior geralt

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Geralt study

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