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Soooooooo for my Psych Finals later in the year I'll be doing a fictional diagnosis assessment and I noticed hpw many people theorize on the fact Blitz MIGHT have BPD.
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HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!🎉🎉🎉
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Happy Christmas!!!🎄 🎁
#helluva boss#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss stolas#helluva boss loona#helluva boss octavia#stolitz
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They’re so cute I wanna die
This is the most romantic shit I have ever seen I’m gonna throw up
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⚠️ SPOILERS ⚠️
HOLY SH*T OMGOMGOMGOMG
NO ONE TALK TO ME I’M SOBBING
#helluva boss#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss stolas#stolas x blitz#stolitz#im screaming crying throwing up#LIKE dhodoydoydlhxphdyp-
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Always my light, Always my heart ✨ 💗
They threw a duet and a fluff sequence for us. Completely fine, completely f i n e.
#helluva boss#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss stolas#helluva boss fanart#stolas x blitz#stolitz#these two have me in a chokehold like a drug#im not okay#i will die with this ship
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Blitz was already wearing his usual attire when he adopted Loona.
Which means he wore this cute little Dean Winchester number here specifically to scout Millie.
My man was honeypotting.
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Helluva Boss Incorrect Quote- 2
Moxxie, on the phone: Where are you? Blitz: I told you, I’m at work Moxxie: Swear you’re not at Chuck E Cheese again? *skee ball machine alarm goes off in the background*
Blitz: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things. Stolas: Hi, I’m ‘things’.
Blitz: If we’re in trouble, just throw Moxxie at the problem, and hope for the best.
Blitz: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
Blitz: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Stolas: I wrote you a poem~ Blitz, already crying: You did?
#helluva boss#helluva boss incorrect quotes#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss stolas#stolitz#this is canon fight me
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Pure Poetry......🥺🥺🥺🥺
1 year ago, Stolas was yearning for Blitz, hoping he'd look his way....
1 year later, Blitz is finally looking his way..............only the tables have turned..........
#IM UNWELL#THIS IS F*CKING POETIC#SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP#SOBBING#helluva boss#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss stolas#stolas x blitz#stolitz
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Post Mastermind.....
So the Stolitz shippers have been losing their sh*t ever since that duet and kiss scene at the end (including me 😅) and I'm cooking something to celebrate tis victory after Full moon straight up gut punched everyone. (I MEAN "YOU'RE MY LIGHT, YOU'RE MY HEART"- LIKE WHAT IF I CRIED LIKE KSGFWPOQGFOUEQHG 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭) But I ran into the typical problem every artist fears.....................titles...............
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IM SCREECHING OMG WE F*CKING WON!!!!!!!!!
#im screaming crying throwing up#helluva boss#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss stolas#stolas x blitz#stolitz#And people said blitz never loved him smh
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The Ditzy Diva: Callie!
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I love how Blitz can either be drawn as
The hottest man in all of Hell
OR
Silly little guy; chaotic-gremlin
#get a man who can do both#gotta love the duality of man amirite?#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss shitpost#helluva boss
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Well, I know I'd take a sip of the "Ultimate Blitz Experience"
#i'd drink him down any day 🤤#ignore the first tag#stolas possessed me#simping on main#i can't stop simping send help#helluva boss#helluva boss blitz
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He's just a bunch of LINES how is he DOING THAT.
#Dear god I’m salivating for his grin 😳#I didn’t expect to fall flat for a lizard with BPD but here we are#helluva boss#helluva boss blitz
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someone save him!!!!!🥺
notice how..throughout all his flashbacks, he was sitting there, watching uncomfortably
until the one of his dad hitting him.
the panic on his face is physically hurting my heart.
right now, we aren’t seeing the “Blitzø” we know. - the one that’s ‘bulletproof’ to millie.
we’re seeing a scared child.
the one who couldn’t run when he was actually hit.
the one who was so terrified that it feels like the moment is happening all over again.
and you can read that every emotion in his expression.
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if that happens, i will spinjitzu myself of a cliff 😭🙏
You know what’s more scarier than ur typical slasher or horror film on Halloween?
A white skinny guy being casted to play Cole in the live action Ninjago movie.
Now that’s fucking terrifying.
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