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The Ditzy Diva: Callie!
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I love how Blitz can either be drawn as
The hottest man in all of Hell
OR
Silly little guy; chaotic-gremlin
#get a man who can do both#gotta love the duality of man amirite?#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss shitpost#helluva boss
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Well, I know I'd take a sip of the "Ultimate Blitz Experience"
#i'd drink him down any day 🤤#ignore the first tag#stolas possessed me#simping on main#i can't stop simping send help#helluva boss#helluva boss blitz
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He's just a bunch of LINES how is he DOING THAT.
#Dear god I’m salivating for his grin 😳#I didn’t expect to fall flat for a lizard with BPD but here we are#helluva boss#helluva boss blitz
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someone save him!!!!!🥺
notice how..throughout all his flashbacks, he was sitting there, watching uncomfortably
until the one of his dad hitting him.
the panic on his face is physically hurting my heart.
right now, we aren’t seeing the “Blitzø” we know. - the one that’s ‘bulletproof’ to millie.
we’re seeing a scared child.
the one who couldn’t run when he was actually hit.
the one who was so terrified that it feels like the moment is happening all over again.
and you can read that every emotion in his expression.
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if that happens, i will spinjitzu myself of a cliff 😭🙏
You know what’s more scarier than ur typical slasher or horror film on Halloween?
A white skinny guy being casted to play Cole in the live action Ninjago movie.
Now that’s fucking terrifying.
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The question we've been waiting for......
PLEASE AFTER GHOSTF*CKERS IT JUST CONFIRMED THEY BOTH ARE PINING FOR EACH OTHER LIKE A FOREST THEY HAVE TO-🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭
LOOK AT THEM 💗
#helluva boss#helluva boss shitpost#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss stolas#stolitz#im screeching#i will die with this ship#the slow burn is slow burning away#there is some soulmatism level sh*t happening i swear-
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Together, we’ll burn ⭐️
Have some more Stolitz to calm ya’ll down after ghostf*ckers🥲.WE’RE GONNA MAKE IT!🫡
#helluva boss#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss stolas#helluva boss fanart#stolas x blitz#Stolitz#there’s still hope
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As someone who likes being alone all the time usually, you know shit is getting bad when feeling alone starts to actually hurt you for once and you just want someone to hold you and be there.
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Anyone hoping for another stolitz duet but they’re singing to each other…..just me?🥲
Here’s my lyrics to a song I created. If you made art of this that’d be awesome 👏! Sorry if it’s bad…
Red: Blitz
Blue: Stolas
Purple: Together
More than a feeling
It can finally be the day
That you look my way
Sun and moon in ecstasy
Then he reached for me!
There’s a boundless, starlit love
Brighter than the moon above
He’s more than an impish plaything (I’m more than his impish plaything)
Tonight, when I see him…
Set ablaze
On my heart for days
Put the night to f*ckin shame!
Break the cage
Set me free of age
Rekindle our flame
Charming prince; young and bright
Fierce in armor, a shining knight
Make him worthy of my love
I’m more than enough…
Came inside me, stole my heart
We’re closer than stars apart
Walking on air, are we dreaming?
Or more than a feeling?
#helluva boss#helluva boss shitpost kinda?#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss stolas#stolas x blitz#stolitz#Be delulu with me
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Werewolf Blitz ❤🐺🌙
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Helluva Boss Incorrect Quote-1
Stolas: So, Blitz, do you have a crush on anyone~? Blitz: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety
Stolas: What are you in the mood for? Blitz: World domination. Stolas: That's a bit ambitious. Blitz: You are my world. Stolas: Aww Blitzy~ Blitz: Stolas: Blitz: Stolas: OH SHI-.
Blitz: Remember, nobody will hate you more than you already hate yourself.....
Millie: *sigh* I'll go get the therapist.
Blitz: When life gives you lemons, what do you do? Stolas: Make lemonade! Blitz: No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with it’s own sh*t.
Moxxie: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Blitz: Mine just says "Blitz no." Moxxie: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
#helluva boss#helluva boss incorrect quotes#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss stolas#stolitz#This is canon fight me
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Be my last breath 💋🫧
Some stolitz while we wait for ghostf*ckers to f*ck us over like full moon and apology tour 🥲👍
#helluva boss#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss stolas#helluva boss fanart#stolas x blitz#stolitz#I was internally sobbing while drawing this 😭#there’s still hope#there’s still time
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New WIP~
#art wip#helluva boss#helluva boss fanart#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss stolas#stolas x blitz#stolitz
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I’ll be yours forever ✨
Tumblr quality is gonna kill me istg 🥲
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