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"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.

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the cadence of this meme really made me happy (it's peaceful)

Tags: anyone who sees this. I am holding you at fishpoint, you have to do it, you have no choice

Let’s play a game

Everyone post the most recent picture in your camera roll. You only get one sentence to justify yourself if you wish. This one is mine.

My boyfriend is rly good at Latin, so I was looking up how to say ‘I love you’ but found this instead :)

Your turn!

@bookmovietvworm

@myfairkatiecat

@i-am-a-fish

@valtsv

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quixis!sherbert my boy,, they're so whimsy and gender so I dib a lil draw :]

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do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

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Something like this would be so colossally helpful. I'm sick and tired of trying to research specific clothing from any given culture and being met with either racist stereotypical costumes worn by yt people or ai generated garbage nonsense, and trying to be hyper specific with searches yields fuck all. Like I generally just cannot trust the legitimacy of most search results at this point. It's extremely frustrating. If there are good resources for this then they're buried deep under all the other bullshit, and idk where to start looking.

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dog spent the night on my bed, this is peak. #sleepover

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I'm working on a vesper design for reasons. and I just need a moment of appreciation for her

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womanhood is a rabid dog that's been chasing me since the day I was born.

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being a vesper enjoyer is like having a really mean cat you're obsessed with even though it very obviously wants you dead.

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God!Rae Morningstar - Fable SMP

Original Design, technically still WiP

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I just had a weirdly intense dream about helping the twins rob a pet store?? They each stole a dog, but there were only two dogs so I just stole a bunch of rocks from fish tanks. 10/10 dream

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Ya'll seem curious enough, so I'm gonna elaborate.

TW for medical talk !!! Below the cut

Basically, I have a pretty bad case of scoliosis and about three years ago I was able to get a spinal fusion surgery done to fix my curve + lessen my pain. (As of now, I've got two titanium rods held in place by screws in either side of six of my vertebrae.)

And, well, you know how Rune has those sigils in luxtant with the different enchantments? I heard about that and thought to myself "hey, it would be cool if I got the 'unbreaking' enchantment tattooed over my incision scar!" Y'know... as a pun on the fact that my spinal column is now being reinforced by a load of metal. A pun tattoo. But that's not even the best part.

Fast forward to two weeks ago; I return to the doctor because I've been having steadily worsening back pain over the last couple months, and decided to see what's up. As it turns out, the bottom part of my implant has snapped and is floating loose in the tissue between my spine and my skin. Latest intel suggests I need to have my entire back opened up again to get all of my hardware replaced. (Womp womp)

Now, with the broken titanium implant in mind, I believe that it would be diabolically funny to get the unbreaking enchantment tattooed, only to be sliced down the middle with a brand new incision scar.

It's environmental storytelling.

The opportunity to get an ironic skybound tattoo has presented itself. Do I dare?

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Starbound lore has been something so have some more sillies!

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dude you have no idea how funny it would be. it would be beyond iconic

The opportunity to get an ironic skybound tattoo has presented itself. Do I dare?

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If your characters were bugs what type of bug would they be?

Dan would be a Stag Beetle

Tad would be a Two-Striped Grasshopper

Virgil would be a Cecropia Moth

Ulysses would be a Blue Dasher Dragonfly

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Aura cosplay tiktok with that sound from a couple years ago that's like "six feet tall and super strong- we always get along~"