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update: schrödinger has given us a peek inside the box.

the bard is NOT okay.

Mojave is PERFECTLY FINE, guys.

Nothing bad has happened to them yet.

For all we know, they've spent the last five days sipping martinis with the Avicane, and they're in perfectly good health <3

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Mojave is PERFECTLY FINE, guys.

Nothing bad has happened to them yet.

For all we know, they've spent the last five days sipping martinis with the Avicane, and they're in perfectly good health <3

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nothing bad is going to happen to anyone.

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To people who use "þ" as an aesthetic "p"

þink again.

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Then reblog to make sure everyone gets a cupcake. 🩷

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Concept: cursed blade rehabilitation center. Destroying a sentient weapon is expensive and highly unethical, so adventurers bring them to the center where highly trained staff can care for them and eventually find them forever homes. It turns out most cursed weapons are products of trauma and are not strictly evil themselves. Some blades turn out to be fiercely protective companions. Others don't even want to be weapons at all, finding joy in simple work like blacksmithing or farming. Most blades just need to be loved.

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Ever since I got a job as a security guard I can’t take heist movies seriously anymore.

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“cmere boy”

*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*

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the bird flu? yeah they tend to do that.

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Welcome to the final week of SkyBound SMP!

EVERYONE IS SAD. HELP.

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it fucking kills me that eurydice died twice. once because orpheus wouldn’t look at her and once because he did

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i completely forgot impending doom is coming our way today

if any of the fable variants die today i'm crashing out so hard

/hj

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Hey, don’t cry. You can log onto the computer and talk to other gay people about The Characters okay??

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i just think about him a lot

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I have art I want to post... but... not yet...

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normalize my 12th grade English teacher, who admitted that his favorite TV show was Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and when a male student suggested that it was because Buffy/Sarah Michelle Gellar was hot, wrinkled his face like he’d bitten into something rotten and dead, and said, “At my age (he was 53), there is nothing less sexy than a teenager. You’re all disgusting messes.” It was 1999, I was 17, and I’d grown up in conservative Christian schools and churches. In my life I’d heard heard dozens of sermons from male preachers and teachers and even some older students, whining about how hard it was to be a dude and not commit the sin of thinking sexual thoughts, and how they needed women to wear long skirts and cover their bodies to not objectify them

and my bitter, misanthropic, atheist Brit Lit teacher, who hated my class because he was obsessed with teaching Tom Sawyer but got stuck with Shakespeare and Jane Austen, was the first, and this day the last man I have ever heard articulate a rebuttal from the depths of his soul to the idea that it was normal for teenage girls to be desirable to middle aged men