honeypine-the-parrot
Honeypine
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"Where coherency goes to die"
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honeypine-the-parrot · 3 months ago
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Why is NICO considered the 'crazy, insane' son of Hades? he was born in the1930s to a rich family, HE IS GOING TO HAVE MANNERS.
Will 'i went to tartaraus in my cargo shorts' fucking solace on the other hand, for one, he was raised in TEXAS with a country singer mom on the road, he's probably been to ATLEAST 20 different bars, that guy should Is deranged.
change my mind, i dare you
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honeypine-the-parrot · 3 months ago
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I think I would find men more more attractive if I didn't hate them so much.
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honeypine-the-parrot · 3 months ago
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we forget barty literally kept the man who killed evan in a box for a year. he was fucking petty.
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honeypine-the-parrot · 3 months ago
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They can only agree on one (1) thing:
Bart: you don't want Regulus to die
Barty: and i don't want Regulus to die
Barty: so now we gotta make sure Regulus doesn't want Regulus to die.
Sirius: fantastic plan but have you met Regulus
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honeypine-the-parrot · 3 months ago
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*Regulus to James at literally any point*
Regulus: *slutty* Oh what could I ever do to repay you?
James: ... anything?
Regulus: *hand dragging down Jame's chest* Anything
James: Ok great! *pulls out list* I need you to drink some water, get some vitamin D, I think therapy would also be a good option for you, three meals a day would also be ideal, oh there's also...
Regulus: ...
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honeypine-the-parrot · 3 months ago
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happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday
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honeypine-the-parrot · 3 months ago
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Shout out to whoever in my chat yesterday said my friend “brings nothing to the soup” when we joked about eating him. That insult remains with me even now and we’ve been using it for fictional characters
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honeypine-the-parrot · 3 months ago
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this fucking sucks I'm going to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for your mental health] reinvent myself on a college men's hockey team
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honeypine-the-parrot · 3 months ago
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mutuals do this!!!!
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honeypine-the-parrot · 3 months ago
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Euphemia: What do we say when making bread? 
James, glumly: That's the dough rising. 
Euphemia: And what do we NOT say? 
Sirius, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.
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honeypine-the-parrot · 3 months ago
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Something something c!Rina (from da Sherbverse) is a double edge sword as a concept-
Bc listen- you have the lore side which is "silly little multiverse this isn't gonna get to- wait...no this shouldn't be happening (in regards to when their eye started bleeding-)"
And then you have just c!Rina, the other half, which is just da streamer, who knows it's more than just a silly little multiverse and is the causes of all the Sherb's horrors /hj
....and ⟟ have incredibly normal thoughts and feelings behind it-
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honeypine-the-parrot · 3 months ago
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thinking about lodestar grove just being a community.. thinking about the mundane moments. Not even after everything, but during? Like through out it all, do you think of the moments where they where just... a community?
do you think they would have board game nights. and get together at the community center and just hang out. Do you think that there is always at least someone in the morning pine labs, working on something? that more often than not someone will be just hanging out in the library doing research?that starbarks can often be heard full of laughter with fenris and momboo coming up with new recipies? that ari and ocie spent hours together forming a curiculum for sherbert elementary? do you think of all the small little moments that happen in between?
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honeypine-the-parrot · 4 months ago
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Growing up I always hoped I’d be as cheerful as James, as smart as Remus and as confident as Sirius.
I ended up with the mental health of Regulus Black.
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honeypine-the-parrot · 4 months ago
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Walburga and Orion: You will marry a rich, pureblood girl and live a respectable life in a large, fancy mansion.
Sirius: No, I’m marrying a poor, half-blood boy, and we’re living a scandalous life in our shabby old flat, thank you very much.
Regulus: Stop lying out of your ass to juxtapose everything our parents say!!
Sirius: I’m being serious this time. Did I mention that he’s also a werewolf?
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honeypine-the-parrot · 4 months ago
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walburga: you’re not good enough for my son
remus: you’re not good enough for your son
walburga: excuse me?
remus: you heard me.
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honeypine-the-parrot · 4 months ago
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we don’t talk enough about movie sirius trying to talk remus down from transforming enough because what the heck was that
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honeypine-the-parrot · 4 months ago
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Regulus Black’s biography
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