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lorenzo berkshire is so london boy coded i can't stop thinking about him when that song comes on 😩😩😩😩

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i have never sat down to watch a single matrix movie fully, BUT HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW JONATHAN GROFF WAS IN ONE IWNNANQNQNQNNANSNS

going feral istg he looks so good there I PHYSICALLY CAN'T

i am a hamilton kid since i was 13 so seeing king george fucking beating people up is something HWJWQIKQQQKAMAMMOWAOK I'M SCREAMINGGGGGGG

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literally going feral these are accurate

theodore nott + mattheo riddle incorrect quotes insp

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HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONEEEEE!!!

i expect an oiled, tied up theodore nott under my tree first thing tomorrow morning ^^

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imagining mattheo riddle doing the tongue in cheek thing OH MY GOOOOODDDD

WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK

ISTG I'M GOING FERALLLLLLL

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two of the authors i read fics from liked my theodore nott as a clingy boyfriend post i can rest in peace now

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I NEED HIMMMMM!!!!!!!!

But after dating him for almost three months, you've realized he is not a monster—he's just a massive fucking dork, and it only gets ten times worse when he's drunk.

HE'S MY FUCKING DORK ISTGGGG!!! 😩😩😩😩😩😩

Thank you for the meal this is so beautiful!

ALSO

Okay, so maybe your boyfriend was a tad bit monsterish; you still loved him all the same. You also had no idea how to react to the fact that somehow turned you on.

because same like... why was being threatened to be killed by a drunk mattheo riddle so fucking HOTTTT

I know I'm supposed to be revamping this blog but I just needed to post this.

Sometimes you wonder how people can honestly think that Mattheo Riddle is some sort of monster. Hell, you distinctly remember your friends' warnings when you first started to get involved with him. "He's always getting into fights." "I heard he studies the dark arts." 

But after dating him for almost three months, you've realized he is not a monster—he's just a massive fucking dork, and it only gets ten times worse whenever he's drunk. 

He's clinging to you like a koala, his arm wounded tightly around your waist, and he's leaning in so close to you that you can smell all the alcohol he had drunk throughout the night. And if it weren't for the party going on around you two, you would've already probably been caged to the bed under his large ass body. Because he was always so affectionate when he was four beers down. Then again, you would much rather deal with a drunk Mattheo than an angry Mattheo. 

You're brought back into reality as Mattheo pressed a sloppy, wet kiss to your cheek. You scrunch your face up in pure disgust. "You're so pretty." He slurred, staring at you with a dopey smile.

"Ew, Mattheo!" You squealed, pushing his face away from you. He tilted his head back and laughed. 

"Come on, Mattheo, you're drunk." 

That had him shutting up because soon enough, his smile disappeared, and his lip curled into a smirk. He leaned down towards you once again, smashing his body against yours. "I'm still sober enough to kill you, darling, so don't push your luck." He purred into your ear, and then he leaned back and booped your nose. 

Okay, so maybe your boyfriend was a tad bit monsterish; you still loved him all the same. You also had no idea how to react to the fact that somehow turned you on. 

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theodore nott man spreading

that's it... that's the post

(i think about it at least five times a day)

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lily. 22. aries. hufflepuff. coffee addict. music enjoyer. i like reading (duh). fantasizing is my hobby. psychology major. mostly harry potter. theodore nott my love (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

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you can't tell me theodore nott isn't the type of guy to say "now do it again, properly this time." when you kiss him on the cheek instead of on the lips, keeping his hands on your waist, not letting go unless you do it ><

he's the loml istg