hi im molly im 25 im nonbinary i am. very smart [sic] i shit in the woods often
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one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of
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the curse is so fucking crazy good and i hope every awards show who snubbed it burns in hell. it is such a natural outgrowth of the comedy-turned-horror that Nathan Fielder's career has been cultivating. it feels like watching something you're not supposed to see. and the soundtrack omf GODDDDD
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ways i saw people interact with the new autopilot wheelchairs at the airport, in chronological order
(4:30 a.m.) an unfamiliar digital two-tone sound approaches from an unknown direction. crowds of people stop and look around going huh?? wat is that? the sound gets louder and louder. it's not unpleasant, but it is constant and hard to ignore. when the wheelchair user cruises by, people go oh ok and ignore it, maybe rolling their eyes a bit.
(5 a.m.) the chair drops off its user and then cruises back all by itself to its dock, making the sound the whole time. people take videos of it, stare and gawk as it drives by.
(5:20 a.m.) a wheelchair user (who has a sick haircut and a cool ass face tattoo of a knife) is in an autopilot chair with their whiteboy companion. they leave the dock adn immediately a crowd of confused holiday travelers sweep up around them. the chair only goes 1 speed and can't be controlled by the user, so theyre in a throng of people they cannot keep pace with or navigate around, and the chair is making its loudass noise the whole time.
(6:15 a.m.) an empty chair travels through a narrow corridor packed with people moving both directions, making its sound. people get piled up rubbernecking.
(6:16 a.m.) in the narrow corridor, one random woman reaches over and somehow turns the wheelchair off. it's no longer moving, or making any noise, but now it's in the way and presumably unusable unless someone in charge figures out what happened and comes to turn it back on.
(6:30 a.m. and this is the most egregious one) a wheelchair user is in an autopilot chair cruising down a wide hallway. the chair travels on a direct, straight course thru the airport (beeping ofc) with about two feet between it and the wall. it's christmas and the aiport is really busy, so there isn't enough seating and many people are sitting on the floor against the wall. a guy and his son (real country; man was very thin with camo hat and long scraggly beard) are quietly playing christmas songs on guitar to pass the time, sitting against the wall. auto-wheelchair approaches and stops abruptly next to man and son. "i don't have control over it, i'm sorry." user says. the man is confused. his crossed legs overlap maybe 1 inch with the chair's path. "i can't go around. can you move?" the man is slow to react. the chair goes "Excuse Me." and beeps. "i can't control it. just move please!" says the wheelchair user, becoming increasingly embarrassed and agitated. there is a wide open hallway with little foot traffic next to it. the man and his son reluctantly stand up and the chair passes. they put their guitar away and dont take it out again.
the lesson is that people hate these things and they don't work. why did they waymo wheelchairs. what the fuck
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I don’t think people understand or appreciate the lasting cultural impact of lil b. You owe everything to him.
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there used to be atraight up a proboscis monkey blogging on here
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Being a bisexual man flirting witha. A woman so embarrassing are we queening out or do u want me
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like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically
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You could steal 70 bases a year for 20 years and still not catch Rickey’s record. RIP to Rickey Nelson Henley Henderson, born in the back of an Oldsmobile on Christmas Day, 1958. 💚🐐💛
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