homonculos
homonculos
hi im molly
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hi im molly im 26 im nonbinary i am a professional writer and i shit in the woods often
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homonculos · 4 hours ago
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the fundamental problem on this website is that if a homeless person tried to talk to most of y’all you’d be scared out of your minds
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homonculos · 4 hours ago
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job search
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homonculos · 6 hours ago
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like i know capitalism goes through boom and bust cycles but there's gotta be something so fucked up about it this time time that malls died. like that is the perfect form capitalism right there. giant indoor climate controlled space with infinite cheaply made fast fashion/fast food garbage. teenagers lush with spending money. children with allowances. parents with credit cards. everyone needing smth to do on the weekends. like what happened that they fumbled that bag
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homonculos · 6 hours ago
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Random thing I’m thinking about today is that there used to be a solid effort to preserve Louisiana French but then it got legally attacked in the 1920s when they banned French speaking schools and French speaking people from Louisiana were really important for communication and translation during WW2 but French still kept declining and French schools are legal again now but a lot of the teachers in those schools are from Quebec or France so the kids aren��t learning Cajun French and French is still on the decline in Louisiana and like that’s supposed to be where you can hear French in a swamp we need to keep that going like at one point half of people in Louisiana spoke French and now that number is down to like six percent or something
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homonculos · 20 hours ago
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I have infiltrated the ranks of sweetie pies
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homonculos · 21 hours ago
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homonculos · 1 day ago
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t'es woke toi. toi t'es un wooooke left.
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homonculos · 1 day ago
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when i was in 5th grade there was this really annoying kindergartener who would come bother me when i was minding my business and she REFUSED to believe that i could read silently in my head. but i was in 5th grade and also stupid so id go "yes i can!!! look!!!!" and to demonstrate, to her 5-yr-old mind, id just stare at a page for a few seconds. i literally felt powerless to prove myself. she was like "off with your head!!!!"
i told one of the preschoolers i was going to take a nap when i got home and she asked me three times if i was joking and then afterwards just flat out refused to believe me
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homonculos · 1 day ago
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sun tzu also said "hey guys"
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homonculos · 1 day ago
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homonculos · 1 day ago
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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
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homonculos · 3 days ago
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homonculos · 3 days ago
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Okay lets get down to brass tacks. No nuance.
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homonculos · 3 days ago
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a few weeks ago i needed worcestershire sauce for a recipe but i didnt have any so i had to leave it out.
u are never gonna believe what i found in the cabinet today, unopened, probably has been there for months,
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homonculos · 4 days ago
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what did dads even do before wd-40
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homonculos · 4 days ago
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homonculos · 4 days ago
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Silence
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