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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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you call this place "wall greens" yet its walls... are not green? how very pecuilar...

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aw man they went and turned me into an aesthetic text post border

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me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea

me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:

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i can sense that I am not the only warrior of light in this popeyes bathroom

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Looking to get into philosophy does anyone have any thoughts for beginners?

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Mutuals changing their icons makes me feel like a child crying when their dad shaves his face bc they don’t know who he is

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as a phrase, “she [x] on my [x] til’ i [x]” only is funny if on either side of a spectrum. either the phrase ends so specific to a sexual action it’s a smart joke (for example, “she strogan me off til i beef” uses the word “beef stroganoff’ but also makes a “stroking off” joke, making it clever wordplay.) or it makes so little sense that it ends up funny from the absurdity of deciphering what type of sexual action could even be taking place. (example: when my roomate the other night asked to hand them a sanpelligrino and then said “she san on my pelli til’ i grino” which begs the question of what ‘sanning’ is, what a ‘pelli’ repersents in terms of human genitalia and what ‘grinoing’ could possibly be.)

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i always wondered how kids feel when they're named after a month they weren't even born in. do people go "oh your name is april? is that when your birthday is?" and then they have to say "no i was born in september." like i can't imagine parents waking up and driving to the hospital on a crisp february morning only to name their kid August

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I find it kind of stupid how 'half full' vs 'half empty' is framed as an optimist/pessimist thing. If it starts full and gets halfway drained, it's half empty. If it starts empty and gets halfway filled, it's half full. If you don't know the starting state it's both simultaneously.

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talking to a guy and he just starts eating a berry that boosts special attack

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foods ive been into lately

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is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do