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@desertduality I did it :)

Transcript Scar: MCNUGGETS! I NEED NUGGETS! Lizzie: And then she... So then I... (etc etc) Jimmy: I want a burger! With cheese! They do cheese here, right? Ask her about the cheese, Joel! Pearl: G'day, welcome to Mcdonalds, how can I help you-u-- oooh

Idk why pearl is the employee but she is, so yeh.

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who made him sad >:(

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my favourite ever guy joel toretto

idk i might like the sketch better but we ball 👍

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Snails! Close ups under the cut.

Why is tagging mcyt such a nightmare :(

All these different names for people are actually gonna be the death of me. No "____ fanart" this time. Except Cleo. Cleo gets all the tags because she can handle them.

(Pjo uncle Rick ref)

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Etho and Joel love pranking each other

they’ve been doing it for years ever since they were still living on the Relationship and Joel borrowed that shirt and Etho retaliated by messing with their storage

they didn’t even stop after Double life ended and well the rest is history

Except it’s just a little much when Etho put a voiceover of happy horses randomly in the game that spooked Joel so much it inadvertently made him lose just shy of the high score

Etho was more than willing to give the frog game addicted man some extra frog coins and maybe a few cuddles as an apology

they may be pranksters but even they are willing to when they go too far

spooks but fluffy 🔹

Joel wouldn't even say it was too far, but it was bloody annoying. And scary. But he won't say that part out loud.

As if Etho doesn't already know.

But he's the one getting Etho cuddles on demand so he'd say it's worth not getting a high score. And minor heart attack.

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"Just breathe... c'mon, we have to get out of here, together this time".

Or yet another au out of my ultra-a-lot aus that I told nothing about because I harbour a hope to write them someday, despite me writing nothing.

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what up losers? We’re not smallishbeans but we think he’s real neat and today we’re gonna stand in front of a chicken killing machine and not acknowledge it in the slightest while giving important info!!

Are you interested in a zine dedicated to Joel Smallishbeans being made, read, or used as a coaster? Well then I’ve got good news for you! (Except you coaster people. Go buy one off of Etsy or something. Jeez.)

please fill out THIS interest form if you answered the above question with yes! If you answered with no, please kindly go back to making toast or putting on your socks or whatever it is people who aren’t Jeremys do. This may be the wrong blog for you.

If I’ve made a horrible mistake in the interest form, please kindly let me know so I can fix it and then lie awake thinking about it at night for the rest of my life.

If you have questions, I assure that I do too. Answers will come along as I figure out what the heck is going on.

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today's mini fella is default gem! 💎✨

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One of us is gonna have to say it.

MonoPearl

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Creaking big b!!

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gemjoel 🌺🌻

trying to get back into painting !! i need new gouache and brushes tho cus mine r dead lol, ill ask my mom soon for it .. i havent painted in along time so its a bit messy lol i also have no patieence for the flowers so thats that. hopefully i paint more in the future lol.

very random but i finally watched an omori walkthrough and bro i bawled my eyes out in the end 😭😭😭 oh and i wtached arcane too wahooo !! next thing i wanna pick up watching is hc season 8 hopefully lols

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Never kill yourselfn.jpg

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joel smallishbeans in his little skirt and his stupid hat(/aff)

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ok I know pearl's snail is supposedly wearing a hoodie but everytime I looked at it I just saw this

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207-

COOL GUYS WALK AWAY FROM EXPLOSIONNSS

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His little face was originally a place holder… but just look at him

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Day 109: fire hazard shirt time yayyy

(with a bonus timelapse cause I was curious to see what it looked like lol)