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Do you accept

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K

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Give it to firemen and maybe something really fun will happen

[Suddenly realizes my hose is a bone horse who has drank the blood of 10,000 innocents to stay alive]: "What the fuck! This thing could hurt someone!"

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imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

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How they fit my whole life into a meme!?

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your life is not an optimization problem

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It's Gay Rights Gengar Friday

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i hate it because they're so so fucking right

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always struck when the uk government says "there is no place for knife crime in our society" because then I start trying to think of a society fully oriented around knife crime

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i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

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What does this mean? Her funeral was conducted according to the rites of AMORC

Ancient Mystical Order Rosae Crucis. It's an american Rosicrucian order founded in like 1915.

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me when i give my manager the angry customer and i can go back to not doing my job

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This screenshot from a gardening Facebook group has been on my phone for several years and I'm not sure I'm ever going to be able to delete it. Apparently it comes from a British gardening book from the 80s. I know we all joke that the English are afraid of flavor, but I assure you, you are not prepared for this.

GARLIC

Until quite recently, scientists smiled at all the wonderful medicinal powers claimed for garlic, but recent research has shown that there is some truth in a few of the old wives' tales. Garlic, of course, has an important role in Continental but not in British cookery — it really isn't worth growing unless you are a fan.

Any well-drained spot will do. Buy a head of garlic from the greengrocer or supermarket and split it up into individual cloves. Plant them 2 in. deep and 6 in. apart in March. Apart from watering in dry weather there is nothing else to do until the foliage turns yellow in July or August. Lift the bulbs and allow to dry under cover, then store in a cool, frost-free place.

If you are a beginner with garlic, you must use it very sparingly or you will be put off for ever. Rub a wooden salad bowl with a clove before adding the ingredients. Rub the skin of poultry before roasting and then you can try dropping a whole unskinned clove into a casserole or stew, removing it before serving. If by then you have lost a little of your garlic fear, you can try using crushed (not chopped) garlic in meat etc. as the Continentals do.

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mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation