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Call me Pearl | 16 | Canadian, unfortunately | fertile | I mean I love Canada but we are Fucking Up | [THIS IS A ROLEPLAYING BLOG, IT IS FULL OF LIES]
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home-and-fertile-land Ā· 6 years ago
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Ok,Ā ā€œitā€™s ok if your kink isnā€™t my kinkā€ or however that fandom saying my mom likes goes, but Tumblr. I thought you were a Gilead-based site. Why are you showing me that bonkers slide from a sex ed class, but with a couple discussing drug-assisted kink in the reblogs?Ā 
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home-and-fertile-land Ā· 6 years ago
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Huh, okay. 6/10, itā€™s still not Canada.
North American countries, rated totally unbiasedly
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Canada:Ā Ok, I guess. I like the snow and the flag and the being where I was born and all. Unfortunately, weā€™re all going to slowly die out because weā€™re too pearl-clutchy to let teenagers be surrogates. 7/10.
Gilead:Ā Iā€¦ guess these guys arenā€™t going to die out any time soon? Good job on that. Lots of points taken off for the coup and the bombing Cascadia and that creepy Handmaid shit. 2/10.
Deseret:Ā Okay, I suppose. If I lived here Iā€™d probably be engaged already and on my way to getting married and having babies, which is better than my current state of being. Unfortunately Iā€™m an atheist, so Iā€™m not super into that Mormonism thing. 5/10.
Mexico:Ā Man, I get it, humans are in a population downspiral, but no abortion? Even in the case ofĀ ā€œthe baby is Literally not going to live to breatheā€? Thatā€™s just cruel. Also youā€™re in the hottest ass-parts of the continent, so points off for that. 4/10.
Cascadia:Ā If I lived here I could be having a baby already and be setting myself up for free college, but I donā€™t. The countryā€™s a pretty sweet deal for teenagers all around, really. 11/10, totally not biased, see post title.
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home-and-fertile-land Ā· 6 years ago
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Wow, what the fuck. Last time I checked the age of consent in my province was 16, and therefore minors could legally fuck. I could fuck! If I had a boyfriend. Unfortunately all my male classmates are idiots andĀ my parents barely want me datingĀ yet.Ā 
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oh hey look what i found, itā€™s the presentation from health class last year
ā€œah yes, minors. we all know that minors never have sex. particularly not with each other. truly, telling minors that they canā€™t consent will cause them to take the rest of what we say seriously.ā€
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home-and-fertile-land Ā· 6 years ago
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North American countries, rated totally unbiasedly
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Canada:Ā Ok, I guess. I like the snow and the flag and the being where I was born and all. Unfortunately, weā€™re all going to slowly die out because weā€™re too pearl-clutchy to let teenagers be surrogates. 7/10.
Gilead:Ā I... guess these guys arenā€™t going to die out any time soon? Good job on that. Lots of points taken off for the coup and the bombing Cascadia and that creepy Handmaid shit. 2/10.
Deseret:Ā Okay, I suppose. If I lived here Iā€™d probably be engaged already and on my way to getting married and having babies, which is better than my current state of being. Unfortunately Iā€™m an atheist, so Iā€™m not super into that Mormonism thing. 5/10.
Mexico:Ā Man, I get it, humans are in a population downspiral, but no abortion? Even in the case ofĀ ā€œthe baby is Literally not going to live to breatheā€? Thatā€™s just cruel. Also youā€™re in the hottest ass-parts of the continent, so points off for that. 4/10.
Cascadia:Ā If I lived here I could be having a baby already and be setting myself up for free college, but I donā€™t. The countryā€™s a pretty sweet deal for teenagers all around, really. 11/10, totally not biased, see post title.
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