Call me Pearl | 16 | Canadian, unfortunately | fertile | I mean I love Canada but we are Fucking Up | [THIS IS A ROLEPLAYING BLOG, IT IS FULL OF LIES]
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Ok,Ā āitās ok if your kink isnāt my kinkā or however that fandom saying my mom likes goes, but Tumblr. I thought you were a Gilead-based site. Why are you showing me that bonkers slide from a sex ed class, but with a couple discussing drug-assisted kink in the reblogs?Ā
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Huh, okay. 6/10, itās still not Canada.
North American countries, rated totally unbiasedly
Canada:Ā Ok, I guess. I like the snow and the flag and the being where I was born and all. Unfortunately, weāre all going to slowly die out because weāre too pearl-clutchy to let teenagers be surrogates. 7/10.
Gilead:Ā Iā¦ guess these guys arenāt going to die out any time soon? Good job on that. Lots of points taken off for the coup and the bombing Cascadia and that creepy Handmaid shit. 2/10.
Deseret:Ā Okay, I suppose. If I lived here Iād probably be engaged already and on my way to getting married and having babies, which is better than my current state of being. Unfortunately Iām an atheist, so Iām not super into that Mormonism thing. 5/10.
Mexico:Ā Man, I get it, humans are in a population downspiral, but no abortion? Even in the case ofĀ āthe baby is Literally not going to live to breatheā? Thatās just cruel. Also youāre in the hottest ass-parts of the continent, so points off for that. 4/10.
Cascadia:Ā If I lived here I could be having a baby already and be setting myself up for free college, but I donāt. The countryās a pretty sweet deal for teenagers all around, really. 11/10, totally not biased, see post title.
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Wow, what the fuck. Last time I checked the age of consent in my province was 16, and therefore minors could legally fuck. I could fuck! If I had a boyfriend. Unfortunately all my male classmates are idiots andĀ my parents barely want me datingĀ yet.Ā
oh hey look what i found, itās the presentation from health class last year
āah yes, minors. we all know that minors never have sex. particularly not with each other. truly, telling minors that they canāt consent will cause them to take the rest of what we say seriously.ā
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North American countries, rated totally unbiasedly
Canada:Ā Ok, I guess. I like the snow and the flag and the being where I was born and all. Unfortunately, weāre all going to slowly die out because weāre too pearl-clutchy to let teenagers be surrogates. 7/10.
Gilead:Ā I... guess these guys arenāt going to die out any time soon? Good job on that. Lots of points taken off for the coup and the bombing Cascadia and that creepy Handmaid shit. 2/10.
Deseret:Ā Okay, I suppose. If I lived here Iād probably be engaged already and on my way to getting married and having babies, which is better than my current state of being. Unfortunately Iām an atheist, so Iām not super into that Mormonism thing. 5/10.
Mexico:Ā Man, I get it, humans are in a population downspiral, but no abortion? Even in the case ofĀ āthe baby is Literally not going to live to breatheā? Thatās just cruel. Also youāre in the hottest ass-parts of the continent, so points off for that. 4/10.
Cascadia:Ā If I lived here I could be having a baby already and be setting myself up for free college, but I donāt. The countryās a pretty sweet deal for teenagers all around, really. 11/10, totally not biased, see post title.
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