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Y'know what I want? I want sick Bruce Wayne.

I want a Bruce that babies his kids when they're sick. He goes all out. 6'4 muscle-bound Jason Todd is getting tucked into bed with a kiss on the forehead to check his temperature and whines if Bruce forgets.

As good as his memory is, Bruce can't exactly remember what Thomas and Martha used to do when he was sick. They had a routine but the intricacies of it constantly escape him. As little as that may be, it does pang every now and again that he's forgetting them, forgetting how they loved him. He doesn't want that for any of his kids.

So he babies them, treats them like the little kids he knows they aren't and rarely if ever got to be. He deals with any vomit, tears or just general irritation that comes with being sick. It gets to point where when the kids are sick and Bruce isn't home, they can barely function.

Dick: THIS IS IT- THIS IS THE END

Wally: dude you just have a cold?

Dick: JUST A- JUST A COLD?!? WALLY, ARE YOU INSANE?? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MANAGE WITHOUT MY HOT CHOCOLATE AND HOME MADE BUNNY MARSHMALLOWS??!?

Wally: ok one, bunny marshmallows? adorable. and two, i've seen you walk off a fractured collarbone, two bruised ribs and a twisted ankle???

Dick: ....yeah but the marshmallows

Wally:

But Bruce? Oh when Bruce is sick, he powers through. But when he's so sick he considers himself a liability, he curls up in a small, dark room like a pregnant cat. It's practically instinct for him – when he's compromised like that, he needs to be in a place that he's knows is safe.

Very Sick Bruce also goes into Mama Bear Mode. He wants his kids in his sight at all times or he's practically inconsolable. If they're not with him, then they might be in danger, anything could happen – how can he protect them if they're not there? Just anxiety out of the wazoo.

I can see him trying to drag his 7 kids into one room so he can keep an eye on his babies.

Damian: baba we cannot all possibly fit-

Cass: -we will

Damian:

Damian: who's going first?

The kids do make things more comfortable. Fluffing his pillows, getting him tea and making sure he has his stuffies. Bruce appreciates it but he just says that all he needs are his kids. That always has them sobbing.

(happy holidays to my cold twin @bruciemilf i was inspired by our mutual sickness lol)

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got a cute request on insta so i’ll share it here too!! THEM THEM!!! i need to read some super soft fics now

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remember that old anime where Superman’s love interest was a smarmy (yet dark and mysterious) businessman with a terrible secret?? so do I

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FINALLY COLORED BABYGIRL‼️‼️‼️ 2 versions with makeup n not 🤭 PLS ENJOY

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haha bruce suckin DI- SUGGESTIVE PIC‼️‼️‼️‼️ just a tease lool BUT STILL

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heyyy, do you have a patreon? i would love to support it! :)

i do!! it’s the same handle as my account here! i had been on hiatus for a while BUT i do got something i’m about to post there :3

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i keep disappearing sorry about thaaat but mm super bat

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 eye… eye dont… 

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this just in!! World’s Finest spotted smooching and macking on each other like teenagers!! more at 7

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Normal but scary supes

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god gives his toughest battles (trying to ignore the inherent homoeroticism of your best friends pink robe exposing his collarbones) to his sleepiest soldiers (Clark Kent)

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calls batman delicate and delicious just to watch people seethe about it (i am correct)

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been in a pretty ugh artblock rn so nothin like doodlin a smiley bruce while watchin shameless to try n fix that!

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oh buddy you gotta see this bat

this is the Pallid Bat, they are intensely photogenic, i hope you enjoy their dainty little smiles!

FRIEND

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i WISH i had context for this but i don’t lol so feel free to add your own✨✨ (lil funfact while drawing this i was listening to running in the 90s and losing my shit—that’s all ty)

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sibling grocery shopping adventure