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Every time a small child starts crying or having a tantrum in my vicinity and I catch the parents glancing at me I’ve started saying “me when…”.

Friend kept trying to tell his crying kindergartener to calm down and relax and the kid growled “I AM relaxed” while visibly tensing every muscle in his body and I was like “oh that’s me at work every day” and we had a chuckle.

Parents look to other adults like “shit are they mad? Do they think my kid is acting like a demon?” And this response is my attempt to say “no. I think your kid is just acting like a human being.”

I WISH I could fling myself on the ground and cry because I experienced a minor inconvenience.

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really beautiful things are happening between americans and chinese netizens right now

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my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

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how did sonic even get him to take that?

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For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

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op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

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op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

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The original scared the SHIT out of me like wtf was that

Create a Monster Frankie was deeply offensive to my eyeballs, so I redid them with my fan design. We go full mad scientist or ELSE.

original doll for comparison

this is so homophobic

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this vine saved me

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Testosterone made me LESS angry and reactive! Becoming a man made me CHILL OUT! I was a very sad woman and I was in a lot of pain, which made me a bitter, angry person!

say it. same happened to me- i was placed on estrogen HRT as a teenager and young adult and i was so miserable. i was so depressed. i was SO irritable. i would get into so many arguments because i was so miserable and easily irritated. this feeling went away once i started taking T. i'm glad you've had a similar experience. so many of us have

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testosterone come and save me.

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I JUST WANT A HOT GUY TO SEE ME AS A MAN THAT HE ALSO THINKS IS HOT IS THAT SO HARD??????

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