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Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion
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Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please
edit THANKS @smellslikebot
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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called
hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns
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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2021- ) Season 3 | Episode 2 "Career Day Part 2"
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Bisexuals will be like "i know a spot" and then take you to the spirit world to make out
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I have so many thoughts and emotions about my breakup that doesn't feel like a breakup that it's all very confusing. Some days, I feel like I want to cut ties altogether, and some days everything seems completely fine. Idk, our lives were so intertwined that it's hard to differentiate it all, especially with our friends.
I wish everything could be easy, but after traveling together for three weeks, it kind of feels like a breakup all over again. I expect him to act a certain way, even though we're not together. And I get disappointed/upset when it's different. But it's not fair for me to expect anything at all.
And I don't see us being together so maybe this friends thing is too hard. I'm not sure, but maybe I'm just overthinking it all. It's just very confusing & I wish it didn't consume my thoughts so much.
The trip wasn't a mistake & it was honestly one of the best times of my adult life. I'm actually kind of sad that it will probably be the last time we travel the two of us. But now I'm back in this limbo I stuck myself in.
I hope for clarity soon.
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