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Chapter 16!

The three Rs: Romance! Research! and Sirius trying to be Responsible!

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Chapter 15

I'm about a week behind because writing is haaaaard, but here's some stuff!

Featuring hyper-focused James Potter, sad Remus Lupin, some Drarry fluff, and a dramatic reveal!

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Chapter 14

Sexual tension! Dry humor! Intrigue!

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Biblically accurate angelic Sirius Black. This is the only other one I have planned right now, but couldn't make a demonic Snape without an angelic Sirius. He looks weird in white.

I decided to keep his canine features, because it looks like Hazbin is planning to keep Sir Pentious looking like a snake even when he's in Heaven. So I essentially just copied Adam's wings and put the eyes on it, which is fun, since, y'know, angels and their millions of eyes.

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Someone requested Snape, and in accordance with the chapter I released yesterday, I figured I ought to release two versions of him.

Character: Snape

Hazbin role he's loosely filling: Adam

Character elements I used: Mostly Adam. The jacket in his demon version is loosely based on Velvette's.

Appearance notes: Demon Snape does not deserve a jacket this cool, but here we are. I am not making any attempt at doing his more humanoid face, sorry, so you only get the Exorcist mask version.

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Part Two begins

Back from my hiatus! Weekly posting should resume.

The fourth Marauder makes his appearance at last!

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Character: McGonagall

Hazbin role she's loosely filling: Emily

Character elements I used: Mostly Emily. The eyes and arms started as Sera's.

Appearance notes: I learned a lot about what makes a character look young or old, and the answer is, unsurprisingly, mostly that round silhouettes look younger. So I changed the face shape, switched out the eyes, and made the dress more A-line and less ballgown. And then I had to give her a bun and a less jubilant expression to make her read as "McGonagall."

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I wasn't originally planning to do any of the angels, but you know how trying to write makes it easier to do anything else.

Character: Dumbledore

Hazbin role he's loosely filling: Sera

Character elements I used: Sera

Appearance notes: This is probably my most successful gender change, probably because the beard, and also because a dress changes to a robe pretty easily.

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I've paused posting while I work on writing part 2 of my Hogwarts Hotel fic, but I thought I'd post a little preview here for anyone who happens to stop by. This is (as of now) the opening to the next chapter.

The whole fic can be found here!

There is a room in a building full of empty rooms that is special. The building itself doesn’t look like the type of building to have a special room in it. It looks, quite frankly, like an old rat-infested office building. The outside literally just says “OFFICE” on it, with the E hanging askew. The rooms in the office building all look the same. White walls, fluorescent ceiling lights, a large conference table surrounded by swiveling chairs. Besides looking slightly cleaner than one would expect from the outside of the building, there doesn’t seem to be anything special about any of them. This one is special, though. This one is conference room three.

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Putting on my sex therapist hat...

I told myself I wasn't going to write a post about the second short, but here we are.

(disclaimer: I'm not a certified sex therapist, in part because the actual process costs money, but I am a licensed therapist who helps people of all genders sexual orientations with sex-related issues.)

Spoilers for the second Helluva Boss short under the cut.

Okay, so obviously, there's a lot of chatter on the ol' Tumblr about the "Blitz doesn't know how to give head" moment in the short. Part of this is just because that whole sequence of events is fucking hilarious. Blitz blushing when Moxxie goes down on that crystal is my favorite moment in the whole short, I want to frame it.

But, because we as a fandom have no chill, there's also a lot of different takes on it, especially because Verosika's lines in Ozzie's seem to reinforce the idea that Blitz doesn't reciprocate oral sex. I've seen a bit of "Blitz is bad at sex and Stolas just doesn't know it because he was married," and maybe that is true! But being a person is all about living in the uncertainty, so I want to remind you of other explanations that also exist!

Blitz was making a joke. He was insecure that he was unable to get the crystal to work when they were all depending on him, and his defense mechanism is humor.

Blitz IS bad at oral sex, but Stolas doesn't enjoy receiving oral sex anyway. I know that oral sex is the most enjoyable form of sex for a lot of people, but Stolas is a bird demon with a cloaca who enjoys bear traps as foreplay, who the fuck knows what feels good to him.

Blitz was panicking. His team was in immediate danger, he's going through this breakup with someone who thought he was a sex god, and his anxiety is real high. I guess this is sort of just another take on the first one.

Blitz is bad at the specific type of oral sex the crystal wanted. I mean, demon bird cloaca has to be different from hard square crystal, right?? ...right?

Also! Friendly reminder that being a top is not a good excuse in the real world to not give your partner oral sex. I'm a firm believer that you can be dominant in any sexual scenario, whether you're giving or receiving, and there's plenty of fanfiction out there to prove me right! Honestly, the absurdity of this remark almost reinforces the idea that this was mostly a joke to me.

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Chapter 12

The final battle! This'll be the last chapter for a while while I get the second part of this fic together, but it's a long one!

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Oz: Well, we've got a saying that's popular in these parts

Fizz: Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts.

The audience at home:

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Chapter 11

Who doesn't love a training montage? No one, that's who.

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One thing I've learned about my writing style is that if I don't know how to end a scene, I will just have a character say or think "fuck" and end it like that.

I mean...if it's not broken, don't fix it, right?

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Chapters 9 and 10!

I didn't get around to posting last weekend, so I've just uploaded two more chapters!

Backstory! Drama! Intrigue! Tonks! What more could you want?

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Character: Tonks

Hazbin role he's loosely filling: Rosie

Character elements I used: Rosie

Appearance notes: Didn't change much besides the coloring and the hair! But wanted to hold off on posting this one until now so that I didn't give away what role she's playing in the fic.